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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm.....already I can see that the tendency is for ladies to be serial offenders as regards this most heinous and deplorable of crimes  "
I always wake up with a cold arse.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Both. They say that women are the weaker sex but have you ever tried reclaiming an inch or two of duvet at two in the morning?"
They say grow some balls. I say grow some vagina. That can take some 'pounding' 
Weaker sex.. meh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Offender. Duvet cocoon takes priority.
Don't you get claustrophobic?
Just comfortable and cosy 
I panic if the covers are too tight around me  "
Aww.. whatever keeps you happy and safe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Both. They say that women are the weaker sex but have you ever tried reclaiming an inch or two of duvet at two in the morning?"
You should be snuggling closer, not on opposite sides of the bed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends if it's cold, but sadly a duvet for one lately....
Sadly? That's a bonus!"
Haha, silver lining I guess, I do miss a warm naked body next to me though.... |
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"Both. They say that women are the weaker sex but have you ever tried reclaiming an inch or two of duvet at two in the morning?
You should be snuggling closer, not on opposite sides of the bed."
I do but you can’t do it all night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You forgot to add the ones to get too warm and dump the blankets on you. So you wake up because you're boiling hot!"
Haha i might be guilty of that too at random times of the night. Basically I wouldn't recommend sharing a bed with me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Both. They say that women are the weaker sex but have you ever tried reclaiming an inch or two of duvet at two in the morning?
You should be snuggling closer, not on opposite sides of the bed.
I do but you can’t do it all night. "
You can if you really loved her  |
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"Both. They say that women are the weaker sex but have you ever tried reclaiming an inch or two of duvet at two in the morning?
You should be snuggling closer, not on opposite sides of the bed.
I do but you can’t do it all night.
You can if you really loved her "
But I need my beauty sleep. Separate beds perhaps? |
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"Oh, but hell hath no fury like Swing woken up by blanket shenanigans. You have been warned  "
victim had blanket pinched off me many a time.
as above comment you pinch it im pinching it back from you
blanket shenanigans is fun in early hours. |
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I'm a serial duvet stealer but now at that age where i become hotter than the sun 10 times a night. So poor K shivers naked and then gets a whole duvet launched at him with me wailing I'm hotttttt. He only stays with me for the blow jobs
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