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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How long have you got?!
For you my darling, all day 
Awww. I did expect an answer involving inches to be honest!"
I was going to say "I'll give you as long as it takes to scramble some eggs" but I thought I'd be mature |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cringed at myself after sending something in a message that came across very differently to what I had intended. "
Aargh! Hate it when that happens...and no amount of back tracking or explanation helps you feel any less of a fud  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long have you got?!
For you my darling, all day
Awww. I did expect an answer involving inches to be honest!
I was going to say "I'll give you as long as it takes to scramble some eggs" but I thought I'd be mature"
Nah. Mature doesn’t suit you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cringed at myself after sending something in a message that came across very differently to what I had intended.
Aargh! Hate it when that happens...and no amount of back tracking or explanation helps you feel any less of a fud "
At least it was just embarrassing, it's so much worse when you offend someone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sent a message after someone quoted something in a forum post. Problem was although the quote was very similar to my own, it wasn't mine. I felt a right numpty. Duh! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"every time someones twisting on their status about another user for doing something that they dont approve of.. fucking cringey as fuck  "
I use my status to try and lure women into bed for free food |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I do find all the "hey, look how massive my pee pee is" stuff a bit cringey cos honestly, so what? The few times I've been with a really big cock have genuinely been mostly pretty forgettable. I think I tend to click with guys who just wouldn't sit on their own taking pictures of their penis because.... You know?  Only my opinion though and if you love giant peens then yay for it |
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"every time someones twisting on their status about another user for doing something that they dont approve of.. fucking cringey as fuck
I use my status to try and lure women into bed for free food"
I made the mistake of offering raspberry cheesecake and chocolate as a status and subsequently ended up having to barricade myself in my house to prevent the onslaught of the ravenous hussies  |
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"every time someones twisting on their status about another user for doing something that they dont approve of.. fucking cringey as fuck
I use my status to try and lure women into bed for free food
I made the mistake of offering raspberry cheesecake and chocolate as a status and subsequently ended up having to barricade myself in my house to prevent the onslaught of the ravenous hussies "
White, milk or dark chocolate? |
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"every time someones twisting on their status about another user for doing something that they dont approve of.. fucking cringey as fuck
I use my status to try and lure women into bed for free food
I made the mistake of offering raspberry cheesecake and chocolate as a status and subsequently ended up having to barricade myself in my house to prevent the onslaught of the ravenous hussies
White, milk or dark chocolate? "
He he - I offered all three along with a side serving of sweetened, whipped cream before having to hastily nail up my windows  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"every time someones twisting on their status about another user for doing something that they dont approve of.. fucking cringey as fuck
I use my status to try and lure women into bed for free food
I made the mistake of offering raspberry cheesecake and chocolate as a status and subsequently ended up having to barricade myself in my house to prevent the onslaught of the ravenous hussies
White, milk or dark chocolate?
He he - I offered all three along with a side serving of sweetened, whipped cream before having to hastily nail up my windows "
Oh you total tease... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"every time someones twisting on their status about another user for doing something that they dont approve of.. fucking cringey as fuck
I use my status to try and lure women into bed for free food
I made the mistake of offering raspberry cheesecake and chocolate as a status and subsequently ended up having to barricade myself in my house to prevent the onslaught of the ravenous hussies "
I'm going to steal this! |
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"every time someones twisting on their status about another user for doing something that they dont approve of.. fucking cringey as fuck
I use my status to try and lure women into bed for free food
I made the mistake of offering raspberry cheesecake and chocolate as a status and subsequently ended up having to barricade myself in my house to prevent the onslaught of the ravenous hussies
White, milk or dark chocolate?
He he - I offered all three along with a side serving of sweetened, whipped cream before having to hastily nail up my windows
Oh you total tease... "
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"Anything on Fab made you cringe lately?"
Yeah. I love the stories and fantasies, but half the topics on there seem to be about wanking, with or without, your mate, your buddy, your phone. Seems a waste of time to me, I much prefer the real thing. |
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"every time someones twisting on their status about another user for doing something that they dont approve of.. fucking cringey as fuck
I use my status to try and lure women into bed for free food
I made the mistake of offering raspberry cheesecake and chocolate as a status and subsequently ended up having to barricade myself in my house to prevent the onslaught of the ravenous hussies
I'm going to steal this!"
Be cautious is my advice - I’m now under a Witness Protection scheme after failing to satiate the sugar craving, ensuing hoard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The arse kissing everytime so transparent lol
The wow your beautiful when all u can see is an ankle 
Agreed......for once,  "
But you are, it’s all in the knees |
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"The arse kissing everytime so transparent lol
The wow your beautiful when all u can see is an ankle
Agreed......for once,
But you are, it’s all in the knees "
I thing your cherry tomato is gorgeous  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The arse kissing everytime so transparent lol
The wow your beautiful when all u can see is an ankle
Agreed......for once,
But you are, it’s all in the knees
I thing your cherry tomato is gorgeous "
Weak laughing here |
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"The arse kissing everytime so transparent lol
The wow your beautiful when all u can see is an ankle
Agreed......for once,
But you are, it’s all in the knees
I thing your cherry tomato is gorgeous
Weak laughing here "
Very juicey..... nom nom...hahahahahah,  ya Fletch... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The arse kissing everytime so transparent lol
The wow your beautiful when all u can see is an ankle
Agreed......for once,
But you are, it’s all in the knees
I thing your cherry tomato is gorgeous
Weak laughing here
Very juicey..... nom nom...hahahahahah, ya Fletch..."
you too spaghetti |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything on Fab made you cringe lately?
Not only cringe but vomit almost 
Want me to hold back your hair?
And pat my back please "
Sure thing, I’m good like that! |
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"Anything on Fab made you cringe lately?
Not only cringe but vomit almost
Want me to hold back your hair?
And pat my back please
Sure thing, I’m good like that! "
Just watch the hand it wanders......I'm still fooking sore! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything on Fab made you cringe lately?
Not only cringe but vomit almost
Want me to hold back your hair?
And pat my back please
Sure thing, I’m good like that! "
Thank you but my fault for looking , I should refrain from being nosey at times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything on Fab made you cringe lately?
Not only cringe but vomit almost
Want me to hold back your hair?
And pat my back please
Sure thing, I’m good like that!
Just watch the hand it wanders......I'm still fooking sore! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No not come across anything but I'm guessing that I must put something in my introduction messages as I havent had any luck on here in even talking to anybody or I'm just no good at starting conversation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The young chap who has been busted not once, but twice nicking penis pics from the internet.
Twice!
Tis my thread of the year I swear.
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/951094
P |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"The arse kissing everytime so transparent lol
The wow your beautiful when all u can see is an ankle "
Exactly that, he told me my hairstyle really turned him on, so I asked him which picture he can see my hairstyle in, that was one picture like 3 hairs in... it actually wasn't really visible at all, so how he could love my hairstyle I have no idea. He got upset with me for pointing it out. The whole thing was very cringe. |
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Oh how I wish that had backfired! 
I thought we were friends!
We are! Is that not what friends do? Sit in waiting ready for the perfect opportunity to point and give a Nelson "HA HA!" "
True. I'll let you off |
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