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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was thinking of using 2 rubber gloves, one inside the other separated with a nice layer of warm meat paste, or maybe a nice pate  "
Oh then you can eat it after
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one
That's exactly why I got onebut what is it"
Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one
That's exactly why I got onebut what is it
Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny."
ok does it glow in the dark then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one
That's exactly why I got onebut what is it
Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?"
Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere.
I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’ |
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one
That's exactly why I got onebut what is it
Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?"
Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one
That's exactly why I got onebut what is it
Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?
Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowed"
then where does the light fit in im confused |
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one
That's exactly why I got onebut what is it
Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?
Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere.
I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’"
Yeah that stuff isnt good for you  |
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one
That's exactly why I got onebut what is it
Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?
Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowedthen where does the light fit in im confused"
It looks like a "flash light" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one
That's exactly why I got onebut what is it
Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?
Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere.
I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’"
u have epic storys  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one
That's exactly why I got onebut what is it
Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?
Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowed"
I want one that would scream HAIL HYDRA as I came into it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one
That's exactly why I got onebut what is it
Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?
Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere.
I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’"
I got told to drink aftershave and it would make your farts smell nice, same effect, and no it didn't work ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one
That's exactly why I got onebut what is it
Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?
Not usually but I assume you could get one that glowedthen where does the light fit in im confused
It looks like a "flash light""
oh is that all sounds like misselling to me then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one
That's exactly why I got onebut what is it
Aka a "pocket pussy". It looks like a large torch but contains a silicone fanny.ok does it glow in the dark then?
Off subject but when I was 7 my dad told me if I drink the liquid from glowsticks my pee will glow in the dark. I did and I got really sick and spewed everywhere.
I reminded him of this last week and he laughed and said ‘yeah you were such a thick kid’
u have epic storys "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one "
Can men not have sex toys, when in a relationship?, seems an odd theory you have there.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one
Can men not have sex toys, when in a relationship?, seems an odd theory you have there.
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Yeah it wasn’t sarcasm at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was thinking of using 2 rubber gloves, one inside the other separated with a nice layer of warm meat paste, or maybe a nice pate
Oh then you can eat it after
Nice one "
See I thought my idea was good but you just introduced post cum snacking too
Round of applause to you!! |
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"Not sure what one is tbh
You have a girlfriend/someone you fuck regularly. You don’t need one
Can men not have sex toys, when in a relationship?, seems an odd theory you have there.
Yeah it wasn’t sarcasm at all"
But in my relationship it is a necessity |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was thinking of using 2 rubber gloves, one inside the other separated with a nice layer of warm meat paste, or maybe a nice pate
Oh then you can eat it after
Nice one
See I thought my idea was good but you just introduced post cum snacking too
Round of applause to you!!"
Thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fucked a toilet roll, when I was younger, and a thermal flask!! That was enjoyable. Also tried being sucked off with a hoover!!! "
Did the hoover gobble your willy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who’s made one? I can imagine maybe some warm wafer thin ham stuck to the inside of a toilet roll tube would have a good affect"
I do this but with a Smarties tube. Tighter on my cock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who’s made one? I can imagine maybe some warm wafer thin ham stuck to the inside of a toilet roll tube would have a good affect
I do this but with a Smarties tube. Tighter on my cock "
The tighter the better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For the crafty amongst us you
You could use alginate molding powder, beer can with the lid popped off completely or pringles can etc.
Use a twisted wrought iron rod for the.....cavity and just set it in the jelly
You’d have a homebrew fleshlight. |
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By *lue_dogMan
over a year ago
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"Who’s made one? I can imagine maybe some warm wafer thin ham stuck to the inside of a toilet roll tube would have a good affect"
Yes, but you have to use Heinz Salad Cream, I’m afraid other brands just do not hit the spot. Now where did I put that contraption... |
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