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over a year ago
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Body pics...seen them all. Hold stomach in, tense bum, carry 2 rolls of carpet under the arms. All the old tricks to enhance what you're blessed with.
But assuming you have one, what are you doing in your face pic? Pouting? Trying to look all hard with your chin out? Turning at an angle for the perfect look?
What's the story behind your face pic? |
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Usually I'm just really proud of my make up so I'm trying to photograph it for my friends.
Most of my face pics on here also include at least most of my body though. They're not really face selfies. |
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" ...what are you doing in your face pic? Pouting? Trying to look all hard with your chin out? Turning at an angle for the perfect look?
What's the story behind your face pic? "
...I feel personally attacked   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" ...what are you doing in your face pic? Pouting? Trying to look all hard with your chin out? Turning at an angle for the perfect look?
What's the story behind your face pic?
...I feel personally attacked "
I love your pics  |
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"Red face tensing, like this 
Like you’re pooing?
Absolutely like that. There's a fine line between tensing and doing an accidental poo though 
What are you tensing?!?! "
Have you seen my current avatar  jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez |
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" ...what are you doing in your face pic? Pouting? Trying to look all hard with your chin out? Turning at an angle for the perfect look?
What's the story behind your face pic?
...I feel personally attacked
I love your pics "
Edit: I feel better. Back atcha |
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"Red face tensing, like this
Like you’re pooing?
Absolutely like that. There's a fine line between tensing and doing an accidental poo though
What are you tensing?!?!
Have you seen my current avatar jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez "
Ahhhh you is showing off your booty... I get it.. thought that was a pout.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" ...what are you doing in your face pic? Pouting? Trying to look all hard with your chin out? Turning at an angle for the perfect look?
What's the story behind your face pic?
...I feel personally attacked
I love your pics
Edit: I feel better. Back atcha "
The text is really cool too. You're pretty much me if I was male, fifteen years younger and could play guitar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trying not to smile. I have a dimple and it makes me look cute. Not the cold hearted bitch persona i’m trying to pull off on here  "
Oddly enough i try to look cute rather than the kind of woman who doesn't get called Madam unless it's followed by "I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I put the camera on a table, put the timer on, press the button...place myself in front of the lens and wait for the shutter to do it's job"
Anyone who saw your pics wont believe this shit.
But rub it in making it look so effortless |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I put the camera on a table, put the timer on, press the button...place myself in front of the lens and wait for the shutter to do it's job
Anyone who saw your pics wont believe this shit.
But rub it in making it look so effortless "
Forgot to add that I am a pathological liar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No point trying to get the perfect picture of my face, it has far too many flaws and scars due my acute cystic acne when i was younger, i was just trying to stop the reflection from my phone screen in my glasses so you can see my tired eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I stick my camera on the ceiling, keep my face pointed to the ground and I make sure I don't move a muscle for 20 minutes while my camera takes a photo every second. I then use every filter I can to make myself look attractive. I take out my teeth and replace them with perfectly straight ones and stick some glasses on using Specsavers online try on virtual glasses. I'll then turn the beauty level up to 2000 and finally click the drop 50lbs button and ta da, that's how it's done. |
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You should see my other attempts. 
