Just watching a nature programme and it struck me that the males in order to attract that ever elusive female have magnificent display techniques. Be it wonderful bright beautiful plumage or that come hither dance routine.
So what would be your technique to make them want you? |
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Ahh you know that classic move....ignore them and see what happens. Then when they pay no attention, sulk a bit and try a bit more ignoring. Then when I'm really in my stride I'll wink and log off for a week. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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It's interesting that modern humans have changed the order. Men used to have to display to win us. Men wore heels and brightly coloured clothes when we were still in modest and fairly drab outfits.
Now we dress up, paint our faces, cripple ourselves in heels and things to change our shape.
I just flash my boobs and hope people don't run away.
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"I would go out very early in the morning so that dew drops could form on the cobwebs in my pants and maybe a nature loving woman might take a fancy. 
Made me chuckle  "
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"Just watching a nature programme and it struck me that the males in order to attract that ever elusive female have magnificent display techniques. Be it wonderful bright beautiful plumage or that come hither dance routine.
So what would be your technique to make them want you?"
I show them my flaming bush |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Just watching a nature programme and it struck me that the males in order to attract that ever elusive female have magnificent display techniques. Be it wonderful bright beautiful plumage or that come hither dance routine.
So what would be your technique to make them want you?
I show them my flaming bush "
Can you do the Windmill for your next vid? Pretty please with bells on.
This really would make my year
Toilet is optional. |
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"Just watching a nature programme and it struck me that the males in order to attract that ever elusive female have magnificent display techniques. Be it wonderful bright beautiful plumage or that come hither dance routine.
So what would be your technique to make them want you?
I show them my flaming bush
Can you do the Windmill for your next vid? Pretty please with bells on.
This really would make my year
Toilet is optional."
I think you have to be endowed to do that. |
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"Easiest way on here is to be standing at over 6 foot 2 and have an 8 inch cock.
As for me, wit, charm and humour"
Being tall with a big cock for me only gets someone so far. The other attributes outweigh them by far |
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classic move