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You’re Honour I plead guilty to..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not giving a fuck!
Not a single flying fuck!
Infact Your Honour I planted no fucks this year so my field of fucks would be deliberately bare.
Yes Your Honour I am very proud of myself  |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"Too nice.... like a “stepford wives” type. People think it’s fake. To those people - It’s really not, it’s who I am "
My judgement is that you need to spend 5 hours a day in forums and chat rooms |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"Not giving a fuck!
Not a single flying fuck!
Infact Your Honour I planted no fucks this year so my field of fucks would be deliberately bare.
Yes Your Honour I am very proud of myself "
Well done, but to much self gratification isn’t good you should report to your local sex club for a good spanking |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"Being a mardy bum "
Hmm in summary you plead guilty to this, but I feel you haven’t cleared your conscious, so I need you to put the tyre wrench in your shorts back in the toolbox, reflect on how bad a boy you are and do a public apology |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"Being a huge dickhead recently 
Summing up my concern here is you should buy smaller sized knickers obvious to me your keep falling off purple ones around your shoes for god sake "
Hahahahaha!! Mwahh!! Kisses for you your honour! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miserable, fat, ugly arse with chronic insomnia, long term depression, crippling social and performance anxiety and the charm of a socket wrench.
Perfect fabber then?"
Not according to the rest of Fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too nice.... like a “stepford wives” type. People think it’s fake. To those people - It’s really not, it’s who I am "
You can never be too nice that's what makes the world go around |
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"Thinking I'm a porn star after a few vodkas
Easy on reflection I feel the fair decision would be to supply you with a daily bottle of vodka and a film crew xx"
my own little show...now for the cast  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry  )
Peach x
In conclusion
You need a tight total f@@king"
Ruling accepted.
Now who will dish out my sentence? 
Peach x |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"Giving absolutely no fucks
The cunts can take their cuntishness elsewhere.
Oh, and Santa died. No one is getting fuck all this year
Soz
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Ho ho ho dear
Thinking about your sad case
I realise that you listen far too much to idle chit chat in forums, the only sentence possible would be pennants by dressing as a sexy elf and offering free hand and blow jobs to the elf’s or men dressed as elf’s
Live on cam of course..
Harsh I know... |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
Peach x
In conclusion
You need a tight total f@@king
Ruling accepted.
Now who will dish out my sentence?
Peach x"
It should have said right Royal fucking
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"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
Peach x
In conclusion
You need a tight total f@@king
Ruling accepted.
Now who will dish out my sentence?
Peach x"
You’ll have to wear an orange reflective while carrying out you community service, which I’m more than happy to dispense |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
Peach x
In conclusion
You need a tight total f@@king
Ruling accepted.
Now who will dish out my sentence?
Peach x
It should have said right Royal fucking
X"
I don't want that Prince Andrew anywhere near my vag unless he brings Harry along too 
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
Peach x
In conclusion
You need a tight total f@@king
Ruling accepted.
Now who will dish out my sentence?
Peach x
You’ll have to wear an orange reflective while carrying out you community service, which I’m more than happy to dispense "
Kinky
Peach x |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"To having a massive crush on Peach... "
Hmm fined 50p wasting judges time
Everyone knows sexwith fruit isn’t illegal other wise we would all go bananas!!
Mind the judge is a bit of a fruitcake tbh |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
Peach x
In conclusion
You need a tight total f@@king
Ruling accepted.
Now who will dish out my sentence?
Peach x
It should have said right Royal fucking
X
I don't want that Prince Andrew anywhere near my vag unless he brings Harry along too
Peach x"
Philip? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...a bratty little princess (sorry not sorry )
Peach x
In conclusion
You need a tight total f@@king
Ruling accepted.
Now who will dish out my sentence?
Peach x
It should have said right Royal fucking
X
I don't want that Prince Andrew anywhere near my vag unless he brings Harry along too
Peach x
Philip?"
For the bdsm? It's a possibility you kinky devil op!
Peach x |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"A bit of a brat sometimes
Both of you?
No just me , D is just grumpy and he knows it !"
Well I see
Hmmm after careful consideration
I sentence you both
He should be stripped naked restrained in handcuffs and ankle straps a mouth gag and blindfold, then a feather duster used on his feet and other hmm places, that would stop his grumpiness !!
You my dear should have the fun of either watching or administering
Should there be any further, occasions that you’re both not cured of these habits call on Mistress judge Stella to administer punishment to both of you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A massive flirt.. especially when bored!
Hmm after much consideration
We are sending you war and peace and concise French dictionary to read
Hopefully it won’t cure the boredom "
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Pleaser.
Not guilty
Due to not understanding what you’re guilty of??"
I'm a pleaser.
I do things to make other people happy even when I might not choose to do that thing myself.
Nothing untoward, I have boundaries and stick to them. But say I don't have time but someone really wants to do something or needs me to do something I'll go out of my way to do it for them.
Then I'm sad when it's not appreciated or reciprocated. |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"A fuckup "
Now now please silence in my court!!
This young man has pleaded guilty of being a total fuckup, take him outside to the crazy mirror section so he can have a good long / short/fat look at himself..4 months interned there..
It cleared me of masculinity issues
Sure it’ll help you
Failing that I’d start looking at alternative girly names for your new profile x |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"Pleaser.
Not guilty
Due to not understanding what you’re guilty of??
I'm a pleaser.
I do things to make other people happy even when I might not choose to do that thing myself.
Nothing untoward, I have boundaries and stick to them. But say I don't have time but someone really wants to do something or needs me to do something I'll go out of my way to do it for them.
Then I'm sad when it's not appreciated or reciprocated."
Think we’re unanimous your in need of self deprecating therapy |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"Having sex against the wall of a Police Station and almost getting caught everytime she moaned! "
I know it’s embarrassing I just couldn’t help moaning so loud..
Administer three sacks of the cane |
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"Having sex against the wall of a Police Station and almost getting caught everytime she moaned!
I know it’s embarrassing I just couldn’t help moaning so loud..
Administer three sacks of the cane"
Thanks your honour! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Both your eyes wide open
You see the shape I'm in
It wasn't of my choosing
It's only bones and skin
And I will plead no contest
If loving you's a crime
So go on and find me guilty
Just one more fucking time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Both your eyes wide open
You see the shape I'm in
It wasn't of my choosing
It's only bones and skin
And I will plead no contest
If loving you's a crime
So go on and find me guilty
Just one more fucking time"
I love this |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"Both your eyes wide open
You see the shape I'm in
It wasn't of my choosing
It's only bones and skin
And I will plead no contest
If loving you's a crime
So go on and find me guilty
Just one more fucking time"
To find you guilty is not for me
Another judge required I’m having tea.
Sorry to postpone the verdict
I know you realise we’re not perfect,
But sentencing those whose crime is love,
Is only for the lord above..
Sorry the endings s bit cheesy |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"...Ham-fisted, clumsy shitlord who can't cross a room without bumping into something, knocking something over, or tripping over his own feet  "
Hmm you certainly made a spectacle of your self, if not you should have..
Let’s raise a glass (pair) for you |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"Being wonderful and having a hairy mary "
A hairy Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?
Out past your knickers, down by your ankles or round the bum hole nooo
Thy sentence to thee is for you to trim your tree... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fuckup
Now now please silence in my court!!
This young man has pleaded guilty of being a total fuckup, take him outside to the crazy mirror section so he can have a good long / short/fat look at himself..4 months interned there..
It cleared me of masculinity issues
Sure it’ll help you
Failing that I’d start looking at alternative girly names for your new profile x"
Glad the death penalty is banned op |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The sheriff was an arse, he needed to be gone,
Shooting the deputy is harsh, it would make a good song...
Sentenced to
Three weeks writing reggae music with bob Marley "
We’re ‘jammin’ with ideas already. |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"That would give away secrets.... so I’ll just say ‘no comment my lord’ "
Silence and pleading no comment
does not help you!
The facts are not a torment
My sentence due..
Keep the faith it won’t be long
Sentence you to write a song
All the letters you must use
Alphabet sequential musical muse
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