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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your best chat up line, what you got?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Hi, what is your name?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like a cup of tea?

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Would you like a cup of tea? "

white with one please

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By *rouserbulgeMan over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Wah wah wee wah. You nice laydee! You more sexy than my sister. Maybe you like we could sexy time?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘My lady, your beauty astounds me! I therefore beseech you with most humble earnest; Please might you permit me to fuck you?’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got rope

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

You know, I don't usually have the nerve to talk to beautiful women ...

Which is why I'm talking to you and not your friend.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Have you got rope"

That's also my line

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

Welsh Lass

Nice balls. Can i play with them?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Nice balls. Can i play with them?"

To be used on tennis players?

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By *rladytoyMan over a year ago

plymouth

"Your best chat up line, what you got? "

Im so gealous of your heart right now....

Pumping away inside you

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Your best chat up line, what you got?

Im so gealous of your heart right now....

Pumping away inside you"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a billionaire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?

I don’t want to marmalade my cock in your ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or simply, ‘give us a go on yer womb’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs are still around, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How heavy is a polar bear

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By *rladytoyMan over a year ago

plymouth

"How heavy is a polar bear "

No idea

But it was heavy enough to break the ice

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

Welsh Lass

"Nice balls. Can i play with them?

To be used on tennis players?"

Snooker players. More ball variety.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock has just died. .......

Can we bury it in your vagina

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

Welsh Lass

"Nice balls. Can i play with them?

To be used on tennis players?

Snooker players. More ball variety."

Plus i get to ask if i can blow the dust off their “cue” *wink nudge*

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Can I smell your fanny?

It’s usually met with ‘no you can’t’

Then I say ‘well it must be your feet’

60% of the time it works every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I smell your fanny?

It’s usually met with ‘no you can’t’

Then I say ‘well it must be your feet’

60% of the time it works every time "

made me snigger lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You stink. Let's take a shower together.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

This belongs to a mate of mine (honest) - do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

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By *piphoneMan over a year ago

across the universe

My cocks dead can i bury it in your arse

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

There really is only one chat up line,

“Get your coat luv, you’ve pulled”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here I am, what's your other 2 wishes

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice balls. Can i play with them?"

Help yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You stink. Let's take a shower together."

I’ll grab the shower gel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look like you could do with a dick in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you sit in a pile of sugar because your ass is pretty sweet

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I could be your type of takeaway

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Did you sit in a pile of sugar because your ass is pretty sweet"

No, it's just the lube is use

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"You look like you could do with a dick in your mouth "

My knickers would drop off me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you sit in a pile of sugar because your ass is pretty sweet

No, it's just the lube is use

You use sugar as lube?? Sounds abrasive....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock has just died. .......

Can we bury it in your vagina

It’s a 0 from 7. Might want a rethink me thinks

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Did you sit in a pile of sugar because your ass is pretty sweet

No, it's just the lube is use

You use sugar as lube?? Sounds abrasive....

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By *awk90Man over a year ago

Amsterdam

A quantum physics notation one, that has yet to work on a single girl...

If I show you my ket, will you show me your bra?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a fuck (not really but I’ve always wanted to say that lol)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like to help me to commit adultery ?

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"Fancy a fuck (not really but I’ve always wanted to say that lol) "

You did have to add the last bit didn’t you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know, I don't usually have the nerve to talk to beautiful women ...

Which is why I'm talking to you and not your friend."

Crikey, harsh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m no chiropodist..... but I could make your toes curl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've lost my number, can I have yours?

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman over a year ago

Richmond

My name is " " but you can call me Any Time.

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By *adetMan over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Yes I do and yes I will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanna buy me chips?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Wanna buy me chips?

Pwaoh that works for ne.

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By *eilde HoarWoman over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

Hey gorgeous FAF

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hey gorgeous FAF

What??? No please? Pfffft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you feel about much older women?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dick pic anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This belongs to a mate of mine (honest) - do you fancy going halves on a bastard?"

Made me laugh...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanna buy me chips?

Pwaoh that works for ne.

Great!! I frickin' love chips!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Wanna buy me chips?

Pwaoh that works for ne.

Great!! I frickin' love chips!

I'll give you a big portion then.

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