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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What were you doing in the womens toilets? 
Taking a dump in the urinals obvs...have you seem the state of mens public toilets!  "
I've played in one or two when I've been d*unk and horny  |
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By *hhyouMan
over a year ago
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"What were you doing in the womens toilets?
Taking a dump in the urinals obvs...have you seem the state of mens public toilets!
I've played in one or two when I've been d*unk and horny "
Can't beat it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What were you doing in the womens toilets?
Taking a dump in the urinals obvs...have you seem the state of mens public toilets!
I've played in one or two when I've been d*unk and horny
Can't beat it
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I mean, you definitely can beat it but ok Haha |
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Probably for when it becomes the fashion to have unisex toilets,I mean it would be such a wonderful thing to take your kid's in the their whilst some guy is standing at an urinal eh . The world is becoming way to inclusive for my liking.
I want to wee in a ladies toilet and try clothes on in a ladies changing room,life ain't that simple though is it. |
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"Probably for when it becomes the fashion to have unisex toilets,I mean it would be such a wonderful thing to take your kid's in the their whilst some guy is standing at an urinal eh . The world is becoming way to inclusive for my liking.
I want to wee in a ladies toilet and try clothes on in a ladies changing room,life ain't that simple though is it. "
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Sounds like a step in the right direction in terms of the inequality of toilet queue times between men and women. One of the problems is often mens toilets are often allotted the same space yet urinals often make up over half the space in a mens toilets but you can fit more urinals than cubicles in the same amount of space bringing more capacity.
But it's not going to make a huge difference even if it catches on and they are used. The real debate in terms of public toilets is if we want toilet equality or toilet fairness (not the same in my book). Even if you had the same amount of cubicles and urinals for men and women you'd still find women queuing. Simple because women have to pee far more than men because normally the urethra of a woman is a lot shorter than a mans. Plus women also need to use the toilet for period admin, which can take time. Also women (according to research) take on average 3 times longer than men in a toilet. So if want equality give women the same as men. If we want to stop women queuing a vastly disproportionate amount of time than men either give women far more toilets than men or make all public toilets gender neutral with one queue, first come first serve regardless of gender. |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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"What were you doing in the womens toilets?
Taking a dump in the urinals obvs...have you seem the state of mens public toilets!
I've played in one or two when I've been d*unk and horny "
You’ve played in a urinal. Dio you bring rubber ducks with you  |
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"Sounds like a step in the right direction in terms of the inequality of toilet queue times between men and women. One of the problems is often mens toilets are often allotted the same space yet urinals often make up over half the space in a mens toilets but you can fit more urinals than cubicles in the same amount of space bringing more capacity.
But it's not going to make a huge difference even if it catches on and they are used. The real debate in terms of public toilets is if we want toilet equality or toilet fairness (not the same in my book). Even if you had the same amount of cubicles and urinals for men and women you'd still find women queuing. Simple because women have to pee far more than men because normally the urethra of a woman is a lot shorter than a mans. Plus women also need to use the toilet for period admin, which can take time. Also women (according to research) take on average 3 times longer than men in a toilet. So if want equality give women the same as men. If we want to stop women queuing a vastly disproportionate amount of time than men either give women far more toilets than men or make all public toilets gender neutral with one queue, first come first serve regardless of gender."
Yeah but there's apparently urinals in a woman's toilet why would that be,would anyone be happy for their daughter to go in there and see some guy weeing at a urinal,I don't even want to see that myself. |
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"To answer the questions i was doing an audit and was accompanied by two females.
Counting the bog rolls, and packs of tampons in the machine?"
Don't forget the sanitary bins that always takes three people to count those. |
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"Sounds like a step in the right direction in terms of the inequality of toilet queue times between men and women. One of the problems is often mens toilets are often allotted the same space yet urinals often make up over half the space in a mens toilets but you can fit more urinals than cubicles in the same amount of space bringing more capacity.
But it's not going to make a huge difference even if it catches on and they are used. The real debate in terms of public toilets is if we want toilet equality or toilet fairness (not the same in my book). Even if you had the same amount of cubicles and urinals for men and women you'd still find women queuing. Simple because women have to pee far more than men because normally the urethra of a woman is a lot shorter than a mans. Plus women also need to use the toilet for period admin, which can take time. Also women (according to research) take on average 3 times longer than men in a toilet. So if want equality give women the same as men. If we want to stop women queuing a vastly disproportionate amount of time than men either give women far more toilets than men or make all public toilets gender neutral with one queue, first come first serve regardless of gender.
Yeah but there's apparently urinals in a woman's toilet why would that be,would anyone be happy for their daughter to go in there and see some guy weeing at a urinal,I don't even want to see that myself."
Have I missed something? I assumed they were lady urinals like the sort that have started popping up at festivals. |
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"Sounds like a step in the right direction in terms of the inequality of toilet queue times between men and women. One of the problems is often mens toilets are often allotted the same space yet urinals often make up over half the space in a mens toilets but you can fit more urinals than cubicles in the same amount of space bringing more capacity.
But it's not going to make a huge difference even if it catches on and they are used. The real debate in terms of public toilets is if we want toilet equality or toilet fairness (not the same in my book). Even if you had the same amount of cubicles and urinals for men and women you'd still find women queuing. Simple because women have to pee far more than men because normally the urethra of a woman is a lot shorter than a mans. Plus women also need to use the toilet for period admin, which can take time. Also women (according to research) take on average 3 times longer than men in a toilet. So if want equality give women the same as men. If we want to stop women queuing a vastly disproportionate amount of time than men either give women far more toilets than men or make all public toilets gender neutral with one queue, first come first serve regardless of gender.
Yeah but there's apparently urinals in a woman's toilet why would that be,would anyone be happy for their daughter to go in there and see some guy weeing at a urinal,I don't even want to see that myself.
Have I missed something? I assumed they were lady urinals like the sort that have started popping up at festivals."
Haven't a clue,I didn't know there were different types of urinals. |
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"Ahhh you see female urinals - a clear example of Freudian, Penis Envy  "
I bet you guy's just use the urinals to show off don't you or have a good nosey at the guy next to you  . Actually this is something I've never thought about in-depth,do you ever get urinal shy and not be able to wee?
Isn't the word urinal just awful.
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Begs the question will female urinals take off? How many women women would take an available female urinal over a 10 min+ queue for a cubicle? It would sure make my life easier, I'm often frustrated waiting for the women in my life stuck in toilet queues when we are out. |
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"Ahhh you see female urinals - a clear example of Freudian, Penis Envy
I bet you guy's just use the urinals to show off don't you or have a good nosey at the guy next to you . Actually this is something I've never thought about in-depth,do you ever get urinal shy and not be able to wee?
Isn't the word urinal just awful.
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It is a truly horrible word - sounds more like a particularly unpleasant kidney ailment 
Standing at a urinal for men, well, I’ll say this - it’s a grim and solemn affair; There are some rather stringent unwritten rules to abide by including, adherence to strict silence, keeping ones eyes directly forward and if possible, not standing close to ones fellow urinating patrons.
In fact the whole experience is best described as awkward at best and sometimes, you’re quite right, the wee goes on strike which only adds to the misery  |
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"Ahhh you see female urinals - a clear example of Freudian, Penis Envy
I bet you guy's just use the urinals to show off don't you or have a good nosey at the guy next to you . Actually this is something I've never thought about in-depth,do you ever get urinal shy and not be able to wee?
Isn't the word urinal just awful.
It is a truly horrible word - sounds more like a particularly unpleasant kidney ailment
Standing at a urinal for men, well, I’ll say this - it’s a grim and solemn affair; There are some rather stringent unwritten rules to abide by including, adherence to strict silence, keeping ones eyes directly forward and if possible, not standing close to ones fellow urinating patrons.
In fact the whole experience is best described as awkward at best and sometimes, you’re quite right, the wee goes on strike which only adds to the misery "
Tosh you guys all peep at each other to see who has the biggest. |
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"Ahhh you see female urinals - a clear example of Freudian, Penis Envy
I bet you guy's just use the urinals to show off don't you or have a good nosey at the guy next to you . Actually this is something I've never thought about in-depth,do you ever get urinal shy and not be able to wee?
Isn't the word urinal just awful.
It is a truly horrible word - sounds more like a particularly unpleasant kidney ailment
Standing at a urinal for men, well, I’ll say this - it’s a grim and solemn affair; There are some rather stringent unwritten rules to abide by including, adherence to strict silence, keeping ones eyes directly forward and if possible, not standing close to ones fellow urinating patrons.
In fact the whole experience is best described as awkward at best and sometimes, you’re quite right, the wee goes on strike which only adds to the misery "
Do you know what then I'm gonna give female urinals a wide berth I like my life fairly stress free and to be perfectly honest I don't want to be seeing other women using one either some things need to be done behind closed doors |
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"Ahhh you see female urinals - a clear example of Freudian, Penis Envy
I bet you guy's just use the urinals to show off don't you or have a good nosey at the guy next to you . Actually this is something I've never thought about in-depth,do you ever get urinal shy and not be able to wee?
Isn't the word urinal just awful.
It is a truly horrible word - sounds more like a particularly unpleasant kidney ailment
Standing at a urinal for men, well, I’ll say this - it’s a grim and solemn affair; There are some rather stringent unwritten rules to abide by including, adherence to strict silence, keeping ones eyes directly forward and if possible, not standing close to ones fellow urinating patrons.
In fact the whole experience is best described as awkward at best and sometimes, you’re quite right, the wee goes on strike which only adds to the misery
Tosh you guys all peep at each other to see who has the biggest. "
Ha ha - I always try not to but there was one time my peripheral vision could not but help to notice that the fellow to my right appeared to be pulling what might be best described as a particularly girthy python out of his trousers (I was rendered an immediate, curious combination of envy, emasculation and subsequent depression afterwards) |
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"Ahhh you see female urinals - a clear example of Freudian, Penis Envy
I bet you guy's just use the urinals to show off don't you or have a good nosey at the guy next to you . Actually this is something I've never thought about in-depth,do you ever get urinal shy and not be able to wee?
Isn't the word urinal just awful.
It is a truly horrible word - sounds more like a particularly unpleasant kidney ailment
Standing at a urinal for men, well, I’ll say this - it’s a grim and solemn affair; There are some rather stringent unwritten rules to abide by including, adherence to strict silence, keeping ones eyes directly forward and if possible, not standing close to ones fellow urinating patrons.
In fact the whole experience is best described as awkward at best and sometimes, you’re quite right, the wee goes on strike which only adds to the misery
Do you know what then I'm gonna give female urinals a wide berth I like my life fairly stress free and to be perfectly honest I don't want to be seeing other women using one either some things need to be done behind closed doors "
It might be a judicious decision if they’re anything near as gloomy as male ones.
.....and I haven’t even touched upon the horrors of male trough urinals either.... |
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"Ahhh you see female urinals - a clear example of Freudian, Penis Envy
I bet you guy's just use the urinals to show off don't you or have a good nosey at the guy next to you . Actually this is something I've never thought about in-depth,do you ever get urinal shy and not be able to wee?
Isn't the word urinal just awful.
It is a truly horrible word - sounds more like a particularly unpleasant kidney ailment
Standing at a urinal for men, well, I’ll say this - it’s a grim and solemn affair; There are some rather stringent unwritten rules to abide by including, adherence to strict silence, keeping ones eyes directly forward and if possible, not standing close to ones fellow urinating patrons.
In fact the whole experience is best described as awkward at best and sometimes, you’re quite right, the wee goes on strike which only adds to the misery
Do you know what then I'm gonna give female urinals a wide berth I like my life fairly stress free and to be perfectly honest I don't want to be seeing other women using one either some things need to be done behind closed doors
It might be a judicious decision if they’re anything near as gloomy as male ones.
.....and I haven’t even touched upon the horrors of male trough urinals either.... "
Yeah they look like a herd of cows being milked |
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"Ahhh you see female urinals - a clear example of Freudian, Penis Envy
I bet you guy's just use the urinals to show off don't you or have a good nosey at the guy next to you . Actually this is something I've never thought about in-depth,do you ever get urinal shy and not be able to wee?
Isn't the word urinal just awful.
It is a truly horrible word - sounds more like a particularly unpleasant kidney ailment
Standing at a urinal for men, well, I’ll say this - it’s a grim and solemn affair; There are some rather stringent unwritten rules to abide by including, adherence to strict silence, keeping ones eyes directly forward and if possible, not standing close to ones fellow urinating patrons.
In fact the whole experience is best described as awkward at best and sometimes, you’re quite right, the wee goes on strike which only adds to the misery
Do you know what then I'm gonna give female urinals a wide berth I like my life fairly stress free and to be perfectly honest I don't want to be seeing other women using one either some things need to be done behind closed doors
It might be a judicious decision if they’re anything near as gloomy as male ones.
.....and I haven’t even touched upon the horrors of male trough urinals either....
Yeah they look like a herd of cows being milked "
Ha ha - They do and are even worse when someone down the far end on a Friday night opts to throw up in it and the contents of their stomach subsequently float merrily on by you as you wee in it whilst fighting the natural urge to resist vomiting yourself |
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"Ahhh you see female urinals - a clear example of Freudian, Penis Envy
I bet you guy's just use the urinals to show off don't you or have a good nosey at the guy next to you . Actually this is something I've never thought about in-depth,do you ever get urinal shy and not be able to wee?
Isn't the word urinal just awful.
It is a truly horrible word - sounds more like a particularly unpleasant kidney ailment
Standing at a urinal for men, well, I’ll say this - it’s a grim and solemn affair; There are some rather stringent unwritten rules to abide by including, adherence to strict silence, keeping ones eyes directly forward and if possible, not standing close to ones fellow urinating patrons.
In fact the whole experience is best described as awkward at best and sometimes, you’re quite right, the wee goes on strike which only adds to the misery
Do you know what then I'm gonna give female urinals a wide berth I like my life fairly stress free and to be perfectly honest I don't want to be seeing other women using one either some things need to be done behind closed doors
It might be a judicious decision if they’re anything near as gloomy as male ones.
.....and I haven’t even touched upon the horrors of male trough urinals either....
Yeah they look like a herd of cows being milked
Ha ha - They do and are even worse when someone down the far end on a Friday night opts to throw up in it and the contents of their stomach subsequently float merrily on by you as you wee in it whilst fighting the natural urge to resist vomiting yourself "
Hang on do others people's wee float past you,does it not go infront where you stand? |
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"Ahhh you see female urinals - a clear example of Freudian, Penis Envy
I bet you guy's just use the urinals to show off don't you or have a good nosey at the guy next to you . Actually this is something I've never thought about in-depth,do you ever get urinal shy and not be able to wee?
Isn't the word urinal just awful.
It is a truly horrible word - sounds more like a particularly unpleasant kidney ailment
Standing at a urinal for men, well, I’ll say this - it’s a grim and solemn affair; There are some rather stringent unwritten rules to abide by including, adherence to strict silence, keeping ones eyes directly forward and if possible, not standing close to ones fellow urinating patrons.
In fact the whole experience is best described as awkward at best and sometimes, you’re quite right, the wee goes on strike which only adds to the misery
Do you know what then I'm gonna give female urinals a wide berth I like my life fairly stress free and to be perfectly honest I don't want to be seeing other women using one either some things need to be done behind closed doors
It might be a judicious decision if they’re anything near as gloomy as male ones.
.....and I haven’t even touched upon the horrors of male trough urinals either....
Yeah they look like a herd of cows being milked
Ha ha - They do and are even worse when someone down the far end on a Friday night opts to throw up in it and the contents of their stomach subsequently float merrily on by you as you wee in it whilst fighting the natural urge to resist vomiting yourself
Hang on do others people's wee float past you,does it not go infront where you stand?"
In a trough urinal, you all ‘contribute’ together - it’s like a communal sharing of wee (and splash back!) The design is such that the wee runs from both ends slightly downhill and usually drains in the centre so one gets the fine privilege of seeing your neighbours wee whiz by you as you pee in it |
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