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"Yes, along with satisfaction knowing you must have given the lady a damn good time  Fanny farts equals orgasms? Interesting  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes, along with satisfaction knowing you must have given the lady a damn good time Fanny farts equals orgasms? Interesting
Lol!!! Men around fab are suddenly thinking they're much better in bed "
I know I'm rubbish but I make it up by losing in non sexual games and with Witcher trivia (smug face) |
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"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.
I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy "
To be fair, it is mostly our fault... |
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"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.
I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy
To be fair, it is mostly our fault..."
Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though! |
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"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.
I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy
To be fair, it is mostly our fault...
Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!"
Thank you for that very odd mental image  |
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"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.
I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy
To be fair, it is mostly our fault...
Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!
Thank you for that very odd mental image "
You are welcome. Enjoy  |
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"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.
I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy
To be fair, it is mostly our fault...
Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!"
From behind seems the most guilty position in my experience. |
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"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.
I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy
To be fair, it is mostly our fault...
Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!
From behind seems the most guilty position in my experience. "
It is! And if you follow it with putting their legs on your shoulders things can get... musical. |
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"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.
I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy
To be fair, it is mostly our fault...
Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!
From behind seems the most guilty position in my experience.
It is! And if you follow it with putting their legs on your shoulders things can get... musical."
Ha ha - You have just inspired me! Watch out for me on next years Britain’s Got Talent whereupon along with a female assistant, I will surely wow the judges with my proud, copulation fuelled rendition of Tchaikovsky‘s 1812 Overture |
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It's your moo-moo saying "keep going beeeyatch, but stop with the all the way out nonsense"
It's the vagina giving you a dirty look but then losing the straight face and giggling
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"It's your moo-moo saying "keep going beeeyatch, but stop with the all the way out nonsense"
It's the vagina giving you a dirty look but then losing the straight face and giggling
P"
And after the act is complete (from behind) and the lady rolls back over onto her back for a cuddle there is very often a final ‘fart’ - almost like, ‘That’s yer lot, sod off now.’ |
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"It's your moo-moo saying "keep going beeeyatch, but stop with the all the way out nonsense"
It's the vagina giving you a dirty look but then losing the straight face and giggling
P
And after the act is complete (from behind) and the lady rolls back over onto her back for a cuddle there is very often a final ‘fart’ - almost like, ‘That’s yer lot, sod off now.’ "
 you know it
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"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.
I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy
To be fair, it is mostly our fault...
Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!
From behind seems the most guilty position in my experience.
It is! And if you follow it with putting their legs on your shoulders things can get... musical.
Ha ha - You have just inspired me! Watch out for me on next years Britain’s Got Talent whereupon along with a female assistant, I will surely wow the judges with my proud, copulation fuelled rendition of Tchaikovsky‘s 1812 Overture "
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"I think to both laugh about it diffuses the embarrassment somewhat.
I diffuse the embarrassment by blaming the guy
To be fair, it is mostly our fault...
Like shagging a balloon pump! Position plays a factor too though!
From behind seems the most guilty position in my experience.
It is! And if you follow it with putting their legs on your shoulders things can get... musical.
Ha ha - You have just inspired me! Watch out for me on next years Britain’s Got Talent whereupon along with a female assistant, I will surely wow the judges with my proud, copulation fuelled rendition of Tchaikovsky‘s 1812 Overture
I think I love you"
He he - Be sure to stick around until the final bars of said classical masterpiece whereupon via a series of meticulously timed, extra powered thrusts from behind, I shall create a series of thunderous, vaginal sonic booms to simulate the famous fortissimo of the sound of the firing canons  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Good god yes
Sex is meant to be fun and enjoyable
If you don't giggle at least once your not doing it correctly
My partner's always giggle
Normally when IV just taken my jeans and boxers  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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The one time it happened to me I was mortified. Once it's happening you can't exactly stop it can you? And it's so bloody loud and... yeah. I did laugh a lot about it and he was very sweet and understanding so it didn't matter *too* much although I still blush thinking about it.
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"They pump the air in, so they should hear the consequence of a fanny fart.
I have the guilty pleasure of liking the feeling when it happens.  "
I love the feeling of "fanny farts" too. they-are not farts, they dont smell but they do feel amazing. adds a whole different experience I think and I'm not embarrassed by them at all,intact i encourage them! |
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Laughing totally encouraged otherwise it’s feels mortifying.
I remember *accidentally* doing this in some guys face, I chose to laugh and say “oops pardon me” he chose to remain silent...
*what goes in must come out* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Laughing totally encouraged otherwise it’s feels mortifying.
I remember *accidentally* doing this in some guys face, I chose to laugh and say “oops pardon me” he chose to remain silent...
*what goes in must come out*"
Fanny fart in a guys face? How did you do that, was it Mr Elastic |
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"Laughing totally encouraged otherwise it’s feels mortifying.
I remember *accidentally* doing this in some guys face, I chose to laugh and say “oops pardon me” he chose to remain silent... "
Could have been worse - you could have said "Better out than in" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Laughing totally encouraged otherwise it’s feels mortifying.
I remember *accidentally* doing this in some guys face, I chose to laugh and say “oops pardon me” he chose to remain silent...
*what goes in must come out*
Fanny fart in a guys face? How did you do that, was it Mr Elastic "
Let’s put it this way he went down south way to quickly after the main course... |
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