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What a glorious and most delicious invention!
How have they enriched your life?
Do you have any life affirming stories involving these wondrous things?
What is your favourite type?
Have you ever used them during sex?
Can you eat one without licking your lips? (Top marks if so!)
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"I like to use a rolling pin to flatten a ring before consumption with a knife and fork to avoid sugar lips.....  "
Why don't you just lick your ring first?? |
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"I always think I like them and then eat too many and feel sick and swear to myself that I don’t like them and then do it all over again. "
They are mightily moorish for sure m’lady. They call unto us, tempting our resolve.....we invariably fail and they subsequently laugh at our weakness before the cruel cycle repeats ad infinitum  |
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"What a glorious and most delicious invention!
How have they enriched your life?
Do you have any life affirming stories involving these wondrous things?
What is your favourite type?
Have you ever used them during sex?
Can you eat one without licking your lips? (Top marks if so!)
Insert any and all doughnut related factoids here
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They once saved my life when I was hungover in Blackpool.
Favourite type is hard! So many good ones. The mini ones with chocolate dip, ones with icing and sprinkles, jam filled, custard filled, Apple filled. They're all good! And that's before you even start on all the crispy creme concoctions! Depends what mood I'm in.
Never used them during sex but me you mention it, it's tempting to stick my dick in one.
Definitely can't eat one without licking my lips. I can barely eat one without spilling the filling down my chin! |
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"Chocolate filled doughnuts with a cuppa as a tasty treat...
Choc ring doughnuts encircling a cock for a naughty treat  "
I’ve not tried the latter myself but can indeed vouch for chocolate filling.....chocolate doughnuts - two sins for the price of one |
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"What a glorious and most delicious invention!
How have they enriched your life?
Do you have any life affirming stories involving these wondrous things?
What is your favourite type?
Have you ever used them during sex?
Can you eat one without licking your lips? (Top marks if so!)
Insert any and all doughnut related factoids here
They once saved my life when I was hungover in Blackpool.
Favourite type is hard! So many good ones. The mini ones with chocolate dip, ones with icing and sprinkles, jam filled, custard filled, Apple filled. They're all good! And that's before you even start on all the crispy creme concoctions! Depends what mood I'm in.
Never used them during sex but me you mention it, it's tempting to stick my dick in one.
Definitely can't eat one without licking my lips. I can barely eat one without spilling the filling down my chin!"
Crispy Cremes.......mmmmmm *insert Homer Simpson salivating emoji here*
Food of the Gods!
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"I like to use a rolling pin to flatten a ring before consumption with a knife and fork to avoid sugar lips.....
Why don't you just lick your ring first?? "
Maybe I do.... |
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"I like to use a rolling pin to flatten a ring before consumption with a knife and fork to avoid sugar lips.....
 That is exceedingly refined fine sir
(I must try this myself!) "
Napkin also, obv.... |
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Crispy Cremes.......mmmmmm *insert Homer Simpson salivating emoji here*
Food of the Gods!
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Just stop. I'm getting cravings. 
I need a box of them to climb into, and get caught scoffing and for B to eat them off me
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"Doughnuts!!!!!!! This is the reason I'm now on a diet,
" a doughnut on the lips is a Doughnuts on the lips "
Xx Xx "
I’ve just had a ganders at the estimated calorific content of an average doughnut.
Ostensibly, for a full (as opposed to a ring one) doughnut, it can be anywhere between 200-300 calories (!!!) 
*information studied and data collated whilst eating a doughnut with the other hand* |
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Crispy Cremes.......mmmmmm *insert Homer Simpson salivating emoji here*
Food of the Gods!
Just stop. I'm getting cravings.
I need a box of them to climb into, and get caught scoffing and for B to eat them off me
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Sorry!!!
Though oooo human doughnut buffet! |
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"Rose jam. Or plum. Fluffy and a decent size. Covered with white icing. Yum!"
I’ve never tried a plum one....yet.
Rest assured though....I’m on the case now and shall rectify this wanting situation as soon as possible! (a shame they’re not on EBay....) |
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Crispy Cremes.......mmmmmm *insert Homer Simpson salivating emoji here*
Food of the Gods!
Just stop. I'm getting cravings.
I need a box of them to climb into, and get caught scoffing and for B to eat them off me
P
Sorry!!!
Though oooo human doughnut buffet!"
I need it in my life
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"I'm always looking for new ways to flavor and dress up doughnuts. Will be watching this post for ideas. "
Me to Have you tried dipping plain, doughnuts in caramel syrup and then into icing sugar? ‘Tis heavenly!  |
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"Doughnuts!!!!!!! This is the reason I'm now on a diet,
" a doughnut on the lips is a Doughnuts on the lips "
Xx Xx
I’ve just had a ganders at the estimated calorific content of an average doughnut.
Ostensibly, for a full (as opposed to a ring one) doughnut, it can be anywhere between 200-300 calories (!!!)
*information studied and data collated whilst eating a doughnut with the other hand* "
That's not so bad. That's about the same as a chocolate bar and I know what I'd rather have! |
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Crispy Cremes.......mmmmmm *insert Homer Simpson salivating emoji here*
Food of the Gods!
Just stop. I'm getting cravings.
I need a box of them to climb into, and get caught scoffing and for B to eat them off me
P"
I could talk about those big, custard/cream filled Choux buns if you prefer? |
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Crispy Cremes.......mmmmmm *insert Homer Simpson salivating emoji here*
Food of the Gods!
Just stop. I'm getting cravings.
I need a box of them to climb into, and get caught scoffing and for B to eat them off me
P
I could talk about those big, custard/cream filled Choux buns if you prefer? "
You bastard, I know what I want for my birthday
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"Doughnuts!!!!!!! This is the reason I'm now on a diet,
" a doughnut on the lips is a Doughnuts on the lips "
Xx Xx
I’ve just had a ganders at the estimated calorific content of an average doughnut.
Ostensibly, for a full (as opposed to a ring one) doughnut, it can be anywhere between 200-300 calories (!!!)
*information studied and data collated whilst eating a doughnut with the other hand*
That's not so bad. That's about the same as a chocolate bar and I know what I'd rather have!"
This is tricky.....I have a Fry’s Chocolate Creme bar in my left hand and a jam doughnut in my right......
Hmmmm...... 
.....Sod it - both it is!!! |
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"Doughnuts!!!!!!! This is the reason I'm now on a diet,
" a doughnut on the lips is a Doughnuts on the lips "
Xx Xx
I’ve just had a ganders at the estimated calorific content of an average doughnut.
Ostensibly, for a full (as opposed to a ring one) doughnut, it can be anywhere between 200-300 calories (!!!)
*information studied and data collated whilst eating a doughnut with the other hand*
That's not so bad. That's about the same as a chocolate bar and I know what I'd rather have!
This is tricky.....I have a Fry’s Chocolate Creme bar in my left hand and a jam doughnut in my right......
Hmmmm......
.....Sod it - both it is!!! "
Mmmm they are good! I'd probably go for both too. You only live once and can't be good all the time! |
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Crispy Cremes.......mmmmmm *insert Homer Simpson salivating emoji here*
Food of the Gods!
Just stop. I'm getting cravings.
I need a box of them to climb into, and get caught scoffing and for B to eat them off me
P
I could talk about those big, custard/cream filled Choux buns if you prefer?
You bastard, I know what I want for my birthday
P"
;-) Greggs do some gorgeous ones. I had a bloody great caramel topped, cream filled one earlier. Half of the bugger slipped off down my chin and onto my top as I bit into it but I was so bewitched by the heavenly taste that I just didn’t care |
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Crispy Cremes.......mmmmmm *insert Homer Simpson salivating emoji here*
Food of the Gods!
Just stop. I'm getting cravings.
I need a box of them to climb into, and get caught scoffing and for B to eat them off me
P
I could talk about those big, custard/cream filled Choux buns if you prefer?
You bastard, I know what I want for my birthday
P
;-) Greggs do some gorgeous ones. I had a bloody great caramel topped, cream filled one earlier. Half of the bugger slipped off down my chin and onto my top as I bit into it but I was so bewitched by the heavenly taste that I just didn’t care "
Gerrard's cream cakes are where it's at! *drools* |
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If you've never had a Cronut , search them out.
Part doughnut, part croissant, totally sexy.
Greggs did a version at one time, the Gregsnut, but not sure if they still do.
I'd be happy to die face down in a pile of Cronuts
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"If you've never had a Cronut , search them out.
Part doughnut, part croissant, totally sexy.
Greggs did a version at one time, the Gregsnut, but not sure if they still do.
I'd be happy to die face down in a pile of Cronuts
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I’ve just googled them......Oh....My.....God!!!!! So this is what Heaven looks like? |
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"If you've never had a Cronut , search them out.
Part doughnut, part croissant, totally sexy.
Greggs did a version at one time, the Gregsnut, but not sure if they still do.
I'd be happy to die face down in a pile of Cronuts
I’ve just googled them......Oh....My.....God!!!!! So this is what Heaven looks like? "
Ok, my birthday, 15th.
Cronut party
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"If you've never had a Cronut , search them out.
Part doughnut, part croissant, totally sexy.
Greggs did a version at one time, the Gregsnut, but not sure if they still do.
I'd be happy to die face down in a pile of Cronuts
I’ve just googled them......Oh....My.....God!!!!! So this is what Heaven looks like?
Ok, my birthday, 15th.
Cronut party
P"
Amen! |
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"If you've never had a Cronut , search them out.
Part doughnut, part croissant, totally sexy.
Greggs did a version at one time, the Gregsnut, but not sure if they still do.
I'd be happy to die face down in a pile of Cronuts
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Omg. This is a game changer. Especially the ones with fillings! |
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"If you've never had a Cronut , search them out.
Part doughnut, part croissant, totally sexy.
Greggs did a version at one time, the Gregsnut, but not sure if they still do.
I'd be happy to die face down in a pile of Cronuts
I’ve just googled them......Oh....My.....God!!!!! So this is what Heaven looks like?
Ok, my birthday, 15th.
Cronut party
P"
Pretty please can I come? |
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"If you've never had a Cronut , search them out.
Part doughnut, part croissant, totally sexy.
Greggs did a version at one time, the Gregsnut, but not sure if they still do.
I'd be happy to die face down in a pile of Cronuts
I’ve just googled them......Oh....My.....God!!!!! So this is what Heaven looks like?
Ok, my birthday, 15th.
Cronut party
P
Pretty please can I come? "
Let me get rid of the kid for the night.... partaaaaaaay
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"If you've never had a Cronut , search them out.
Part doughnut, part croissant, totally sexy.
Greggs did a version at one time, the Gregsnut, but not sure if they still do.
I'd be happy to die face down in a pile of Cronuts
Omg. This is a game changer. Especially the ones with fillings!"
He he - They’re surely divine right? I’m dribbling just looking at the pics of the things |
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"If you've never had a Cronut , search them out.
Part doughnut, part croissant, totally sexy.
Greggs did a version at one time, the Gregsnut, but not sure if they still do.
I'd be happy to die face down in a pile of Cronuts
I’ve just googled them......Oh....My.....God!!!!! So this is what Heaven looks like?
Ok, my birthday, 15th.
Cronut party
P"
I'm in |
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"If you've never had a Cronut , search them out.
Part doughnut, part croissant, totally sexy.
Greggs did a version at one time, the Gregsnut, but not sure if they still do.
I'd be happy to die face down in a pile of Cronuts
I’ve just googled them......Oh....My.....God!!!!! So this is what Heaven looks like?
Ok, my birthday, 15th.
Cronut party
P
Pretty please can I come?
Let me get rid of the kid for the night.... partaaaaaaay
P"
Woohoo! I'll bring wine and we can all play cronut ring toss! |
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"I'm always looking for new ways to flavor and dress up doughnuts. Will be watching this post for ideas.
Me to Have you tried dipping plain, doughnuts in caramel syrup and then into icing sugar? ‘Tis heavenly! "
Oh yes. I actually did a round with blueberry doughnuts then the caramel and icing sugar to heighten it up. Fuckers sold in no time.
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"If you've never had a Cronut , search them out.
Part doughnut, part croissant, totally sexy.
Greggs did a version at one time, the Gregsnut, but not sure if they still do.
I'd be happy to die face down in a pile of Cronuts
Omg. This is a game changer. Especially the ones with fillings!
He he - They’re surely divine right? I’m dribbling just looking at the pics of the things "
Same. I think they might be the thing that has made me most horny on fab tonight . Food horny I mean... |
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"If you've never had a Cronut , search them out.
Part doughnut, part croissant, totally sexy.
Greggs did a version at one time, the Gregsnut, but not sure if they still do.
I'd be happy to die face down in a pile of Cronuts
I’ve just googled them......Oh....My.....God!!!!! So this is what Heaven looks like?
Ok, my birthday, 15th.
Cronut party
P
Pretty please can I come?
Let me get rid of the kid for the night.... partaaaaaaay
P
Woohoo! I'll bring wine and we can all play cronut ring toss! "
New game rules: Aim them at my mouth |
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KRISPY KREME 
My favourite is the original glazed raspberry but I do love the Biscoff one and strawberry iced one too *dribble dribble dribble*
I love to toss a doughnut onto my man's dick and treat myself to one every now and then yeaaaaaa boy |
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"If you've never had a Cronut , search them out.
Part doughnut, part croissant, totally sexy.
Greggs did a version at one time, the Gregsnut, but not sure if they still do.
I'd be happy to die face down in a pile of Cronuts
I’ve just googled them......Oh....My.....God!!!!! So this is what Heaven looks like?
Ok, my birthday, 15th.
Cronut party
P
Pretty please can I come?
Let me get rid of the kid for the night.... partaaaaaaay
P
Woohoo! I'll bring wine and we can all play cronut ring toss!
New game rules: Aim them at my mouth "
Only if you hold a dildo in it to catch them on . |
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"KRISPY KREME
My favourite is the original glazed raspberry but I do love the Biscoff one and strawberry iced one too *dribble dribble dribble*
I love to toss a doughnut onto my man's dick and treat myself to one every now and then yeaaaaaa boy "
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If you ever have any "yesterdays" doughnuts that have gone a bit stale (hard to imagine but does happen occasionally) cut them in half, put them on a baking sheet in the oven for approx 10 mins, then fill with icecream and jam of choice and sandwich back together....
Works best with good vanilla icecream.
And a dusting of sugar.
You can warm the jam slightly too if you wanna.
Thank me later
Fab Fanny Craddock |
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"If you've never had a Cronut , search them out.
Part doughnut, part croissant, totally sexy.
Greggs did a version at one time, the Gregsnut, but not sure if they still do.
I'd be happy to die face down in a pile of Cronuts
I’ve just googled them......Oh....My.....God!!!!! So this is what Heaven looks like?
Ok, my birthday, 15th.
Cronut party
P
Pretty please can I come?
Let me get rid of the kid for the night.... partaaaaaaay
P
Woohoo! I'll bring wine and we can all play cronut ring toss!
New game rules: Aim them at my mouth
Only if you hold a dildo in it to catch them on ."
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"If you ever have any "yesterdays" doughnuts that have gone a bit stale (hard to imagine but does happen occasionally) cut them in half, put them on a baking sheet in the oven for approx 10 mins, then fill with icecream and jam of choice and sandwich back together....
Works best with good vanilla icecream.
And a dusting of sugar.
You can warm the jam slightly too if you wanna.
Thank me later
Fab Fanny Craddock "
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over a year ago
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"Very sweet for me but i do love baby tigers sooo cute
They are gorgeous - like little furry Pom-poms. And the lovely little growl like noises they emit make them even more endearing "
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"If you ever have any "yesterdays" doughnuts that have gone a bit stale (hard to imagine but does happen occasionally) cut them in half, put them on a baking sheet in the oven for approx 10 mins, then fill with icecream and jam of choice and sandwich back together....
Works best with good vanilla icecream.
And a dusting of sugar.
You can warm the jam slightly too if you wanna.
Thank me later
Fab Fanny Craddock "
I....I have just cum |
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"KRISPY KREME
My favourite is the original glazed raspberry but I do love the Biscoff one and strawberry iced one too *dribble dribble dribble*
I love to toss a doughnut onto my man's dick and treat myself to one every now and then yeaaaaaa boy
Nomnomnomnomnom"
I think we need a KRISPY KREME PARTY! |
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"KRISPY KREME
My favourite is the original glazed raspberry but I do love the Biscoff one and strawberry iced one too *dribble dribble dribble*
I love to toss a doughnut onto my man's dick and treat myself to one every now and then yeaaaaaa boy
Nomnomnomnomnom
I think we need a KRISPY KREME PARTY!"
I want to leap into a bath full of them..... |
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"If you ever have any "yesterdays" doughnuts that have gone a bit stale (hard to imagine but does happen occasionally) cut them in half, put them on a baking sheet in the oven for approx 10 mins, then fill with icecream and jam of choice and sandwich back together....
Works best with good vanilla icecream.
And a dusting of sugar.
You can warm the jam slightly too if you wanna.
Thank me later
Fab Fanny Craddock
I....I have just cum "
Is there a word for being sexually into doughnuts? |
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"What's that really fancy doughnut shop called where they're like a three course meal?"
Wouldnt know in the UK. Costco makes a 2lbs doughnut for xmas in select stores. Largest I do is around 12 inches in diameter. So about the same thing. |
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"What's that really fancy doughnut shop called where they're like a three course meal?
A shop with a doughnut main course? Is it in the UK? Lead the way - I’m there dude!!!! "
When I go to the office in london they always have them, they're like a meal in themself and we have to share between two ppl. I'll find out. |
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"What's that really fancy doughnut shop called where they're like a three course meal?
Wouldnt know in the UK. Costco makes a 2lbs doughnut for xmas in select stores. Largest I do is around 12 inches in diameter. So about the same thing. "
Holy crap I need one. |
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"If you ever have any "yesterdays" doughnuts that have gone a bit stale (hard to imagine but does happen occasionally) cut them in half, put them on a baking sheet in the oven for approx 10 mins, then fill with icecream and jam of choice and sandwich back together....
Works best with good vanilla icecream.
And a dusting of sugar.
You can warm the jam slightly too if you wanna.
Thank me later
Fab Fanny Craddock
I....I have just cum
Is there a word for being sexually into doughnuts?"
I’ve just had a google ganders but have sadly come back empty handed as regards any specific terminology 
However......I did find the following:
In a study of the Human Male Sexual Response to Olfactory Stimuli, the smell of doughnuts was found to increase blood flow to the groin by 7 percent.
That’s basically saying that by merely sniffing a doughnut, an average man can get an instant 7% of a full erection(!!!) |
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"If you ever have any "yesterdays" doughnuts that have gone a bit stale (hard to imagine but does happen occasionally) cut them in half, put them on a baking sheet in the oven for approx 10 mins, then fill with icecream and jam of choice and sandwich back together....
Works best with good vanilla icecream.
And a dusting of sugar.
You can warm the jam slightly too if you wanna.
Thank me later
Fab Fanny Craddock
I....I have just cum
Is there a word for being sexually into doughnuts?
I’ve just had a google ganders but have sadly come back empty handed as regards any specific terminology
However......I did find the following:
In a study of the Human Male Sexual Response to Olfactory Stimuli, the smell of doughnuts was found to increase blood flow to the groin by 7 percent.
That’s basically saying that by merely sniffing a doughnut, an average man can get an instant 7% of a full erection(!!!) "
Wow! According to my calculations that means you need 14 and a bit doughnuts for a full erections! It's lucky it's just sniffing as you'd probably feel too sick for sex after eating that many |
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"If you ever have any "yesterdays" doughnuts that have gone a bit stale (hard to imagine but does happen occasionally) cut them in half, put them on a baking sheet in the oven for approx 10 mins, then fill with icecream and jam of choice and sandwich back together....
Works best with good vanilla icecream.
And a dusting of sugar.
You can warm the jam slightly too if you wanna.
Thank me later
Fab Fanny Craddock
I....I have just cum
Is there a word for being sexually into doughnuts?
I’ve just had a google ganders but have sadly come back empty handed as regards any specific terminology
However......I did find the following:
In a study of the Human Male Sexual Response to Olfactory Stimuli, the smell of doughnuts was found to increase blood flow to the groin by 7 percent.
That’s basically saying that by merely sniffing a doughnut, an average man can get an instant 7% of a full erection(!!!) "
Hmmm.....
Good to know. Maybe I'll make booby doughnuts, see if that will get them to 10% |
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over a year ago
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I think my avatar is proof of my love of doughnuts.
I like jam filled cheap ones from the supermarket. They are too cheap so it would be easy to buy the multipack. For that reason I try and avoid them and buy a single KK Lemon Meringue every once in a while.
I like Tim Horton's Duchy and Tim Bits when I'm in Canada.
Churros and chocolate.
Nothing beats little ones fresh and hot at the seaside.
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"If you ever have any "yesterdays" doughnuts that have gone a bit stale (hard to imagine but does happen occasionally) cut them in half, put them on a baking sheet in the oven for approx 10 mins, then fill with icecream and jam of choice and sandwich back together....
Works best with good vanilla icecream.
And a dusting of sugar.
You can warm the jam slightly too if you wanna.
Thank me later
Fab Fanny Craddock
I....I have just cum
Is there a word for being sexually into doughnuts?
I’ve just had a google ganders but have sadly come back empty handed as regards any specific terminology
However......I did find the following:
In a study of the Human Male Sexual Response to Olfactory Stimuli, the smell of doughnuts was found to increase blood flow to the groin by 7 percent.
That’s basically saying that by merely sniffing a doughnut, an average man can get an instant 7% of a full erection(!!!)
Wow! According to my calculations that means you need 14 and a bit doughnuts for a full erections! It's lucky it's just sniffing as you'd probably feel too sick for sex after eating that many "
I wonder if the researches put any patents on said research? Just think of the wondrous ramifications here: The miraculous cure to male impotence! Just sniff a family sized bag of doughnuts and develop a hard on of such might as to surely have rendered even the late, great John Holmes green with envy..... |
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"What's that really fancy doughnut shop called where they're like a three course meal?
A shop with a doughnut main course? Is it in the UK? Lead the way - I’m there dude!!!!
When I go to the office in london they always have them, they're like a meal in themself and we have to share between two ppl. I'll find out."
There are lots of new places like that. They are too big to buy. I don't think I'd be able to get through one.
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"If you ever have any "yesterdays" doughnuts that have gone a bit stale (hard to imagine but does happen occasionally) cut them in half, put them on a baking sheet in the oven for approx 10 mins, then fill with icecream and jam of choice and sandwich back together....
Works best with good vanilla icecream.
And a dusting of sugar.
You can warm the jam slightly too if you wanna.
Thank me later
Fab Fanny Craddock
I....I have just cum
Is there a word for being sexually into doughnuts?
I’ve just had a google ganders but have sadly come back empty handed as regards any specific terminology
However......I did find the following:
In a study of the Human Male Sexual Response to Olfactory Stimuli, the smell of doughnuts was found to increase blood flow to the groin by 7 percent.
That’s basically saying that by merely sniffing a doughnut, an average man can get an instant 7% of a full erection(!!!)
Hmmm.....
Good to know. Maybe I'll make booby doughnuts, see if that will get them to 10%"
The visual stimuli of boobie shaped doughnuts alone will more than likely shoot an extra 20% of blood to the average man’s neither regions |
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"If you ever have any "yesterdays" doughnuts that have gone a bit stale (hard to imagine but does happen occasionally) cut them in half, put them on a baking sheet in the oven for approx 10 mins, then fill with icecream and jam of choice and sandwich back together....
Works best with good vanilla icecream.
And a dusting of sugar.
You can warm the jam slightly too if you wanna.
Thank me later
Fab Fanny Craddock
I....I have just cum
Is there a word for being sexually into doughnuts?
I’ve just had a google ganders but have sadly come back empty handed as regards any specific terminology
However......I did find the following:
In a study of the Human Male Sexual Response to Olfactory Stimuli, the smell of doughnuts was found to increase blood flow to the groin by 7 percent.
That’s basically saying that by merely sniffing a doughnut, an average man can get an instant 7% of a full erection(!!!)
Wow! According to my calculations that means you need 14 and a bit doughnuts for a full erections! It's lucky it's just sniffing as you'd probably feel too sick for sex after eating that many
I wonder if the researches put any patents on said research? Just think of the wondrous ramifications here: The miraculous cure to male impotence! Just sniff a family sized bag of doughnuts and develop a hard on of such might as to surely have rendered even the late, great John Holmes green with envy..... "
Haha!! Well either way I think I'm bringing doughnuts to my next meet! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
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"Think the reason everyone here likes doughnuts so much is they come in many different shapes and sizes with yummy fillings and there all fabing gorgeous"
Isn't the science that they are similar proportions of fat and sugar as breast milk? |
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"Think the reason everyone here likes doughnuts so much is they come in many different shapes and sizes with yummy fillings and there all fabing gorgeous
Isn't the science that they are similar proportions of fat and sugar as breast milk?"
Is that true? Boobs and doughnuts......two of my favourite things in the world and there’s a scientific connection? |
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What a delightful topic.
A question on my old dating profile was What could you probably beat other people at?... Eating donuts.
We need a donut eating comp! |
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"Think the reason everyone here likes doughnuts so much is they come in many different shapes and sizes with yummy fillings and there all fabing gorgeous
Isn't the science that they are similar proportions of fat and sugar as breast milk?
Is that true? Boobs and doughnuts......two of my favourite things in the world and there’s a scientific connection? "
I can offer you a physical connection between doughnuts and my boobs |
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"What a delightful topic.
A question on my old dating profile was What could you probably beat other people at?... Eating donuts.
We need a donut eating comp! "
I concur! I’ve been watching Furious Pete’s speed eating technique on Youtube so may be in with a chance of victory here |
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"Think the reason everyone here likes doughnuts so much is they come in many different shapes and sizes with yummy fillings and there all fabing gorgeous
Isn't the science that they are similar proportions of fat and sugar as breast milk?
Is that true? Boobs and doughnuts......two of my favourite things in the world and there’s a scientific connection? "
you can't argue with the science.... Probably why they're so Moorish |
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"Think the reason everyone here likes doughnuts so much is they come in many different shapes and sizes with yummy fillings and there all fabing gorgeous
Isn't the science that they are similar proportions of fat and sugar as breast milk?
Is that true? Boobs and doughnuts......two of my favourite things in the world and there’s a scientific connection? "
"Human breast milk is particularly rich in natural sugars, mainly lactose. Roughly 4% of human breast milk is fat, while about 8% is made up of sugars. Formula milk, which is fed to babies, contains a similar ratio of fats to sugars.
This ratio, 1g of fat to 2g of sugars, is the same ratio of fats to sugars that you find in milk chocolate. And in biscuits, doughnuts, ice cream. In fact this particular ratio is reflected in many of the foods that we find hard to resist."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39067088
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"Think the reason everyone here likes doughnuts so much is they come in many different shapes and sizes with yummy fillings and there all fabing gorgeous
Isn't the science that they are similar proportions of fat and sugar as breast milk?
Is that true? Boobs and doughnuts......two of my favourite things in the world and there’s a scientific connection?
I can offer you a physical connection between doughnuts and my boobs "
Now that’s what I call a heavenly combination! |
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"Is it donuts or doughnuts???
Either way them and kebabs are my enimy!!
But I truly would give a thingy for a nice jam donut rite now
Xx "
Amen to the kebabs to - my favourite savoury dish Truly these are the favoured food stuffs of even the mighty Zeus it is said. (Possibly in some obscure text) |
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"Think the reason everyone here likes doughnuts so much is they come in many different shapes and sizes with yummy fillings and there all fabing gorgeous
Isn't the science that they are similar proportions of fat and sugar as breast milk?
Is that true? Boobs and doughnuts......two of my favourite things in the world and there’s a scientific connection?
you can't argue with the science.... Probably why they're so Moorish "
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"What a delightful topic.
A question on my old dating profile was What could you probably beat other people at?... Eating donuts.
We need a donut eating comp! "
challenge accepted but be warned I eaten them by the box |
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"What a delightful topic.
A question on my old dating profile was What could you probably beat other people at?... Eating donuts.
We need a donut eating comp!
I concur! I’ve been watching Furious Pete’s speed eating technique on Youtube so may be in with a chance of victory here "
I just have a big mouth |
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"Think the reason everyone here likes doughnuts so much is they come in many different shapes and sizes with yummy fillings and there all fabing gorgeous
Isn't the science that they are similar proportions of fat and sugar as breast milk?
Is that true? Boobs and doughnuts......two of my favourite things in the world and there’s a scientific connection?
"Human breast milk is particularly rich in natural sugars, mainly lactose. Roughly 4% of human breast milk is fat, while about 8% is made up of sugars. Formula milk, which is fed to babies, contains a similar ratio of fats to sugars.
This ratio, 1g of fat to 2g of sugars, is the same ratio of fats to sugars that you find in milk chocolate. And in biscuits, doughnuts, ice cream. In fact this particular ratio is reflected in many of the foods that we find hard to resist."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39067088
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That’s highly intriguing research indeed Our love of sugary foods (and the resulting comfort their consumption bestows) is in effect, a direct recreation of the carefree comfort that we experienced as infants. It certainly makes sense |
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"What a delightful topic.
A question on my old dating profile was What could you probably beat other people at?... Eating donuts.
We need a donut eating comp!
I concur! I’ve been watching Furious Pete’s speed eating technique on Youtube so may be in with a chance of victory here
I just have a big mouth "
Ha ha - We should combine our doughnut eating prowess as a team; Victory is surely ours for the taking! (I hear the prize for the winners is a load more doughnuts to) |
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"What a delightful topic.
Ha ha - We should combine our doughnut eating prowess as a team; Victory is surely ours for the taking! (I hear the prize for the winners is a load more doughnuts to) "
Let's do it! I think we can come up with a better prize though!
You in Jbaz81 ? |
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