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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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....did you?
If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?
If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....
As you were....
Nip x |
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"....did you?
If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?
If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....
As you were....
Nip x"
You've made me laugh full on which was very much needed. Unfortunately no haven't so cannot contribute to your thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"....did you?
If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?
If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....
As you were....
Nip x
You've made me laugh full on which was very much needed. Unfortunately no haven't so cannot contribute to your thread "
My work here is complete  , I'd best get back to work.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?
Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth  "
I had another quickie in between posts..... ....is that bad...? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?
Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth
No"
GOOD CUBBY....!!!   |
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?
Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth "
Damn true that is, but then that lack of patience has resulted in some very good fucking  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?
Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth
Damn true that is, but then that lack of patience has resulted in some very good fucking "
All good things, my love....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?
Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth "
Another reason I should have been a man! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?
Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth
Another reason I should have been a man! "
Does that make me bi....?  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"....did you?
If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?
If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....
As you were....
Nip x"
Nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You waited 5 minutes and didn't get a reply posted ?
Patience is a virtue, often found in women, rarely in men. Ain't that the truth
Another reason I should have been a man! "
You are not a patient girlie ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"....did you?
If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?
If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....
As you were....
Nip x
Nope"
Well, I thought of you anyway, both times..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's the one you look like John Hamm and .....
Kyle MacLachlan."
Omg, the guy from twin peaks! (I've never actually seen the show, I swear), I've had him before....
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"That's the one you look like John Hamm and .....
Kyle MacLachlan.
Omg, the guy from twin peaks! (I've never actually seen the show, I swear), I've had him before....
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Yes a cross between the two both dashing x |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"....did you?
If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?
If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....
As you were....
Nip x
Nope
Well, I thought of you anyway, both times..... "
Liar  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's the one you look like John Hamm and .....
Kyle MacLachlan.
Omg, the guy from twin peaks! (I've never actually seen the show, I swear), I've had him before....
Yes a cross between the two both dashing x"
Awwwwww
(you know this job doesn't pay well, are you sure....? ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"....did you?
If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?
If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....
As you were....
Nip x
Nope
Well, I thought of you anyway, both times.....
Liar "
I NEVER lie....!
(well, there was that one time, but.... ) |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"....did you?
If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?
If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....
As you were....
Nip x
Nope
Well, I thought of you anyway, both times.....
Liar
I NEVER lie....!
(well, there was that one time, but.... )"
Cheeky x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"....did you?
If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?
If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....
As you were....
Nip x
Nope
Well, I thought of you anyway, both times.....
Liar
I NEVER lie....!
(well, there was that one time, but.... )
Cheeky x"
That's a whole other story... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ??
Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there!
(Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... )
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So, basically, you just say nice things about me and I have to look at cocks on your behalf....? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ??
Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there!
(Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... )
So, basically, you just say nice things about me and I have to look at cocks on your behalf....? "
No you look at Dick's cause you want to don't blame me don't it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ??
Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there!
(Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... )
So, basically, you just say nice things about me and I have to look at cocks on your behalf....?
No you look at Dick's cause you want to don't blame me don't it "
Ok, I'll only point out the ones I like then..... .....and a few of the funny shaped ones that look like root vegetables..... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"A good start to the day for me so a big fat yes ??
Well done sir, nice sturdy penis you have there!
(Yasmeen, I rated it, see.... )
So, basically, you just say nice things about me and I have to look at cocks on your behalf....?
No you look at Dick's cause you want to don't blame me don't it
Ok, I'll only point out the ones I like then..... .....and a few of the funny shaped ones that look like root vegetables....."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've not had a wank for a few days love but what a shame I didn't wank when you did because it would have been nice to enter a spiritual wank zone  "
Does anal wanking count in your count? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've not had a wank for a few days love but what a shame I didn't wank when you did because it would have been nice to enter a spiritual wank zone
Does anal wanking count in your count? "
I'm intrigued now! What's an anal wank? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've not had a wank for a few days love but what a shame I didn't wank when you did because it would have been nice to enter a spiritual wank zone
Does anal wanking count in your count?
I'm intrigued now! What's an anal wank? "
Let me in for brunch and I'll show you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've not had a wank for a few days love but what a shame I didn't wank when you did because it would have been nice to enter a spiritual wank zone
Does anal wanking count in your count?
I'm intrigued now! What's an anal wank? "
It's whatever you want it to be my love . I don't know why but I thought you'd be an expert? Like a parallel park or a reverse round a corner in bumhole ave.....? |
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"....did you?
If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?
If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....
As you were....
Nip x"
If someone else was wanking me, would it equate to us having a threesome? You were fantastic sir  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"....did you?
If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?
If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....
As you were....
Nip x
If someone else was wanking me, would it equate to us having a threesome? You were fantastic sir "
No, that's cheating!!! 
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"....did you?
If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?
If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....
As you were....
Nip x"
Your balls are empty now so relax |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"....did you?
If you did too then does that mean we just had virtual sex....? If so, was I any good....? If you are a dude, does that make me bi....? If you're beautiful and rich can we get married now....?
If you didnt, then can you let me know in advance next time....
As you were....
Nip x
Your balls are empty now so relax "
My balls are like the water table in spring..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Someone else is having a way more fun Monday than I am ..... 
I thought of you if it makes you feel any better my love
Oh yes, much better "
You're too good.... |
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