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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay, inspired by another user with a deliciously displayed donut....
How many people have food in a profile picture? Or fancy trying? I think it may be a weekend project of mine. |
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"Hmmm....I’m thinking of smearing cheesecake over myself. I’ll surely subsequently, be positively fighting the ladies off like a pack of lascivious hyenas! 
I'd be in that pack...love cheesecake  "
Ah ha! My plan is sound as I thought!  *strategically smearing a trail of cheesecake leading craftily to my erroneous zones....*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Zone of eruption lol!
Would it be vulgar to say I’m supplying ‘squirty cream’ (ahem) with the cheesecake?
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I would say it would be enormously generous ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hmmm....I’m thinking of smearing cheesecake over myself. I’ll surely subsequently, be positively fighting the ladies off like a pack of lascivious hyenas! "
Yup. Please make it a formal meet. Address please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm....I’m thinking of smearing cheesecake over myself. I’ll surely subsequently, be positively fighting the ladies off like a pack of lascivious hyenas! "
'Lascivious' is such a sexy word. Whisper it in my ear.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm....I’m thinking of smearing cheesecake over myself. I’ll surely subsequently, be positively fighting the ladies off like a pack of lascivious hyenas!
I'd be in that pack...love cheesecake
Ah ha! My plan is sound as I thought! *strategically smearing a trail of cheesecake leading craftily to my erroneous zones....* "
Caution, women may be carrying those desert forks, which I think is like a normal fork but with camels  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Hmmm....I’m thinking of smearing cheesecake over myself. I’ll surely subsequently, be positively fighting the ladies off like a pack of lascivious hyenas! "
I scrolled back to find the cheesecake comment 
Yes this would actually work for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried using a hot dog bread roll once.. With ketchup and mustard too... But it just got way too messy to be uploaded here "
Maybe you should have just used your own sauce! |
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"Hmmm....I’m thinking of smearing cheesecake over myself. I’ll surely subsequently, be positively fighting the ladies off like a pack of lascivious hyenas!
Yup. Please make it a formal meet. Address please "
He he - And you can even choose the flavour cheesecake I don upon myself as a bonus |
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"Hmmm....I’m thinking of smearing cheesecake over myself. I’ll surely subsequently, be positively fighting the ladies off like a pack of lascivious hyenas!
'Lascivious' is such a sexy word. Whisper it in my ear.... "
Oooo *lascivious and licentious* *lick* |
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"Hmmm....I’m thinking of smearing cheesecake over myself. I’ll surely subsequently, be positively fighting the ladies off like a pack of lascivious hyenas!
I'd be in that pack...love cheesecake
Ah ha! My plan is sound as I thought! *strategically smearing a trail of cheesecake leading craftily to my erroneous zones....*
Caution, women may be carrying those desert forks, which I think is like a normal fork but with camels "
 You make a good (and indeed somewhat disquieting) point there |
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"Hmmm....I’m thinking of smearing cheesecake over myself. I’ll surely subsequently, be positively fighting the ladies off like a pack of lascivious hyenas!
I scrolled back to find the cheesecake comment
Yes this would actually work for me "
Even now, I am vigorously rubbing a raspberry cheesecake over my chest as I type this. You see the cheesecake follow me line going downwards? Yes...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hmmm....I’m thinking of smearing cheesecake over myself. I’ll surely subsequently, be positively fighting the ladies off like a pack of lascivious hyenas!
Yup. Please make it a formal meet. Address please
He he - And you can even choose the flavour cheesecake I don upon myself as a bonus "
Lemon or raspberry please.
But deadly seriously, we require the picture... |
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