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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Can I come please? I'll bring my collection of cheesy songs on my pen drive to sing along to on the drive x"
welcome aboard Raven....we will head towards Liverpool first...
Look forward to singing along to your cheesy songs on the bus...  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Stop for me please, I shall bring pens and paper for fab word hangman games  "
welcome aboard Passionate.....will will stop for you next....
nice idea about the pen and paper to play some games..... |
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"Turn it up loud so you can't hear me singing along x 
don't worry...the bus has very loud speakers...They will hear us from miles away!...."
Dogs will be howling along with me hitting the high notes x |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"May i come to...ill keep the bus clean and tidy as im a car valeter."
welcome aboard jigsaw....I think it could get very messy on the bus so your help will be needed to keep things clean and tidy.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Im way up in Durham,will you pick me up
Il bring cake and wine  "
welcome aboard Sultry....we will head across to the North East to pick you up next....
I love cake...what do you have with you today?..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im way up in Durham,will you pick me up
Il bring cake and wine
welcome aboard Sultry....we will head across to the North East to pick you up next....
I love cake...what do you have with you today?..... "
Thank you Ash,I have lemon drizzle cake will that do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m up Newcastle pick me up can always do impressions for a laugh
welcome aboard Dan.......we will head up to Newcastle to pick you up...
What are your best impressions?.. "
Is more accents I can do but have being told I do a pretty good matthew mcconaughey |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Turn it up loud so you can't hear me singing along x
don't worry...the bus has very loud speakers...They will hear us from miles away!....
Dogs will be howling along with me hitting the high notes x"
I'm sure we wont upset the dogs too much!.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Im way up in Durham,will you pick me up
Il bring cake and wine
welcome aboard Sultry....we will head across to the North East to pick you up next....
I love cake...what do you have with you today?.....
Thank you Ash,I have lemon drizzle cake will that do "
That certainly will!.....I will put my foot down so we reach Durham as soon as possible!.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning all....
Its Friday so the Fab Mystery bus tour is ready to depart from London heading in your direction...
Who would like to join me and what will you bring on board?...."
heading in the direction of many erections you mean ..you need the fab erection detector not hard to find..
I bring the erection detector and a mouth to detect hard erections |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I’m up Newcastle pick me up can always do impressions for a laugh
welcome aboard Dan.......we will head up to Newcastle to pick you up...
What are your best impressions?..
Is more accents I can do but have being told I do a pretty good matthew mcconaughey"
i look forward to hearing it on the bus... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will look after Lorna;-)
Welcome aboard Feminine virtue....
She needs a lot of looking after at the moment... "
Yep. So im good like that. I will bring my Mary Poppins bag with all the treatments;-)
Psssst. Its just full of cake actually .. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Cone to Shrewsbury I've just made cakes. Carrot and Christmas "
Welcome aboard _uxom red.....our next stop will be Shrewsbury....
Carrot and Christmas...we are going to be in heaven with all these cakes..... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good morning all....
Its Friday so the Fab Mystery bus tour is ready to depart from London heading in your direction...
Who would like to join me and what will you bring on board?....
heading in the direction of many erections you mean ..you need the fab erection detector not hard to find..
I bring the erection detector and a mouth to detect hard erections "
welcome aboard....we will HEAD to Margate on our way back down South...
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"I will look after Lorna;-)
Welcome aboard Feminine virtue....
She needs a lot of looking after at the moment...
Yep. So im good like that. I will bring my Mary Poppins bag with all the treatments;-)
Psssst. Its just full of cake actually .. "
Cake is the best treatment although my doctor doesn't agree! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will look after Lorna;-)
Welcome aboard Feminine virtue....
She needs a lot of looking after at the moment...
Yep. So im good like that. I will bring my Mary Poppins bag with all the treatments;-)
Psssst. Its just full of cake actually ..
Cake is the best treatment although my doctor doesn't agree!"
Ok then a bottle of good gin. my bag can hold a lot of goodies. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I will look after Lorna;-)
Welcome aboard Feminine virtue....
She needs a lot of looking after at the moment...
Yep. So im good like that. I will bring my Mary Poppins bag with all the treatments;-)
Psssst. Its just full of cake actually ..
Cake is the best treatment although my doctor doesn't agree!
Ok then a bottle of good gin. my bag can hold a lot of goodies. "
She will feel much better after a large pink Gin.... |
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"Honk honk!
I have nothing to bring but my bubbly personality, I hope this is ok
welcome aboard Northants...I'm sure it will be okay...Do you know any good jokes... "
What do you call a fish with no eyes?...
... A fsh   |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'll come on board and bring my excellent navigational skills. Who needs satnav when you gave have me?
Sara x"
welcome aboard Sara....we will need someone with expert navigational skills so we don't get lost! x |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Honk honk!
I have nothing to bring but my bubbly personality, I hope this is ok
welcome aboard Northants...I'm sure it will be okay...Do you know any good jokes...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?...
... A fsh "
On a SCALE of 1 to 10 i'll give you 9 for that one..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honk honk!
I have nothing to bring but my bubbly personality, I hope this is ok
welcome aboard Northants...I'm sure it will be okay...Do you know any good jokes...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?...
... A fsh
On a SCALE of 1 to 10 i'll give you 9 for that one..... "
You two! |
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"Honk honk!
I have nothing to bring but my bubbly personality, I hope this is ok
welcome aboard Northants...I'm sure it will be okay...Do you know any good jokes...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?...
... A fsh
On a SCALE of 1 to 10 i'll give you 9 for that one.....
You two! "
We should get a room right  |
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"Are you in Manchester yet Ash?!! I have a big slab of chocolate brownie to share x
Ooooh chocolate brownie. Are we there yet? X
Can I have more please
It’s so fffffaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr  "
It's also fffffaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr both ways |
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"Are you in Manchester yet Ash?!! I have a big slab of chocolate brownie to share x
Ooooh chocolate brownie. Are we there yet? X
Can I have more please
It’s so fffffaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr
It's also fffffaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr both ways "
Ha ha I’d treck for you  |
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"Are you in Manchester yet Ash?!! I have a big slab of chocolate brownie to share x
Ooooh chocolate brownie. Are we there yet? X
Can I have more please
It’s so fffffaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr
It's also fffffaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr both ways
Ha ha I’d treck for you "
Who wouldn't I'm most treckable! |
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"Are you in Manchester yet Ash?!! I have a big slab of chocolate brownie to share x
Ooooh chocolate brownie. Are we there yet? X
Can I have more please
It’s so fffffaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr
It's also fffffaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr both ways
Ha ha I’d treck for you
Who wouldn't I'm most treckable!"
modest too.. |
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"I'd like to come. Could do with some entertainment.
I'll bring my sparkling personality and Gin?
You have alcohol. Come sit with us x
Will do! Sounds fun x"
Lots of alcohol. Hell yes it will be fun x |
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"I'd like to come. Could do with some entertainment.
I'll bring my sparkling personality and Gin?
You have alcohol. Come sit with us x
Will do! Sounds fun x
Lots of alcohol. Hell yes it will be fun x"
I like fun too |
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"I'd like to come. Could do with some entertainment.
I'll bring my sparkling personality and Gin?
You have alcohol. Come sit with us x
Will do! Sounds fun x
Lots of alcohol. Hell yes it will be fun x
I like fun too "
More the merrier  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Are you in Manchester yet Ash?!! I have a big slab of chocolate brownie to share x"
welcome aboard Saffron....sorry for taking so long....we got lost in Birmingham...
Have you still got that brownie?.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honk honk!
I have nothing to bring but my bubbly personality, I hope this is ok
welcome aboard Northants...I'm sure it will be okay...Do you know any good jokes...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?...
... A fsh
On a SCALE of 1 to 10 i'll give you 9 for that one.....
You two!
We should get a room right "
Yes I think you two are very well suited. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Honk honk!
I have nothing to bring but my bubbly personality, I hope this is ok
welcome aboard Northants...I'm sure it will be okay...Do you know any good jokes...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?...
... A fsh
On a SCALE of 1 to 10 i'll give you 9 for that one.....
You two!
We should get a room right "
we could tell jokes all night.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honk honk!
I have nothing to bring but my bubbly personality, I hope this is ok
welcome aboard Northants...I'm sure it will be okay...Do you know any good jokes...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?...
... A fsh
On a SCALE of 1 to 10 i'll give you 9 for that one.....
You two!
We should get a room right
we could tell jokes all night.... "
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'd like to come. Could do with some entertainment.
I'll bring my sparkling personality and Gin?"
welcome aboard _otsosnowwhite....we should be heading back down South soon and will be heading to Wales....Have you got any pink gin?.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im way up in Durham,will you pick me up
Il bring cake and wine
welcome aboard Sultry....we will head across to the North East to pick you up next....
I love cake...what do you have with you today?.....
Thank you Ash,I have lemon drizzle cake will that do
That certainly will!.....I will put my foot down so we reach Durham as soon as possible!.... "
Well I'm still waiting and it's hoying it down |
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"I'd like to come. Could do with some entertainment.
I'll bring my sparkling personality and Gin?
welcome aboard _otsosnowwhite....we should be heading back down South soon and will be heading to Wales....Have you got any pink gin?...."
Pink Cherry Gin yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im way up in Durham,will you pick me up
Il bring cake and wine
welcome aboard Sultry....we will head across to the North East to pick you up next....
I love cake...what do you have with you today?.....
Thank you Ash,I have lemon drizzle cake will that do
I’ll bring an umbrella I’m just up the road
That certainly will!.....I will put my foot down so we reach Durham as soon as possible!....
Well I'm still waiting and it's hoying it down "
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Pick us up from the Midlands..... we can bring some curry and Nan made by the mrs x"
welcome aboard.....were almost back near Birmingham....The food sounds wonderful...All this driving is making me hungry!.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Im way up in Durham,will you pick me up
Il bring cake and wine
welcome aboard Sultry....we will head across to the North East to pick you up next....
I love cake...what do you have with you today?.....
Thank you Ash,I have lemon drizzle cake will that do
That certainly will!.....I will put my foot down so we reach Durham as soon as possible!....
Well I'm still waiting and it's hoying it down "
you should be able to hear the bus coming any moment now!.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'd like to come. Could do with some entertainment.
I'll bring my sparkling personality and Gin?
welcome aboard _otsosnowwhite....we should be heading back down South soon and will be heading to Wales....Have you got any pink gin?....
Pink Cherry Gin yes "
That sounds great....I'll bring the tonic.... |
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"Are you in Manchester yet Ash?!! I have a big slab of chocolate brownie to share x
welcome aboard Saffron....sorry for taking so long....we got lost in Birmingham...
Have you still got that brownie?...."
I have yes.. someone tried to pinch it but I fended them off  |
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"I'd like to come. Could do with some entertainment.
I'll bring my sparkling personality and Gin?
welcome aboard _otsosnowwhite....we should be heading back down South soon and will be heading to Wales....Have you got any pink gin?....
Pink Cherry Gin yes
That sounds great....I'll bring the tonic.... "
I'll bring lemonade lol |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Are you in Manchester yet Ash?!! I have a big slab of chocolate brownie to share x
welcome aboard Saffron....sorry for taking so long....we got lost in Birmingham...
Have you still got that brownie?....
I have yes.. someone tried to pinch it but I fended them off "
I knew i could rely on you...I hope it wasn't Lexi.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Will you cross the border into Wales?? I have some welsh whisky to bring along"
welcome aboard Jima.....we will be coming across the border into Wales on our way back up North....some Welsh whisky would go down very nicely.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'd like to come. Could do with some entertainment.
I'll bring my sparkling personality and Gin?
welcome aboard _otsosnowwhite....we should be heading back down South soon and will be heading to Wales....Have you got any pink gin?....
Pink Cherry Gin yes
That sounds great....I'll bring the tonic....
I'll bring lemonade lol"
I have got some strawberries..... |
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"Im way up in Durham,will you pick me up
Il bring cake and wine
welcome aboard Sultry....we will head across to the North East to pick you up next....
I love cake...what do you have with you today?.....
Thank you Ash,I have lemon drizzle cake will that do
I’ll bring an umbrella I’m just up the road
That certainly will!.....I will put my foot down so we reach Durham as soon as possible!....
Well I'm still waiting and it's hoying it down "
I hope that your still waiting to |
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"Im way up in Durham,will you pick me up
Il bring cake and wine
welcome aboard Sultry....we will head across to the North East to pick you up next....
I love cake...what do you have with you today?.....
Thank you Ash,I have lemon drizzle cake will that do
That certainly will!.....I will put my foot down so we reach Durham as soon as possible!....
Well I'm still waiting and it's hoying it down
you should be able to hear the bus coming any moment now!.... "
Is it coming around the mountain lol,thing is ive eating the cake  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Im way up in Durham,will you pick me up
Il bring cake and wine
welcome aboard Sultry....we will head across to the North East to pick you up next....
I love cake...what do you have with you today?.....
Thank you Ash,I have lemon drizzle cake will that do
That certainly will!.....I will put my foot down so we reach Durham as soon as possible!....
Well I'm still waiting and it's hoying it down
you should be able to hear the bus coming any moment now!....
Is it coming around the mountain lol,thing is ive eating the cake "
I would have been hungry also waiting all that time for us in the rain!..... |
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