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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Coffee .. very black .. very strong please Ash
Woken by bitch of neighbour who thought "singing" at the top of her voice at 1.15 am was socially acceptable!!
Going to be a long day!!"
Morning Red Monkey....
One very strong black coffee coming right up...
Would you like me to have a quiet word in your neighbours ear not to sing at 1.15 am again? |
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"Coffee .. very black .. very strong please Ash
Woken by bitch of neighbour who thought "singing" at the top of her voice at 1.15 am was socially acceptable!!
Going to be a long day!!
Morning Red Monkey....
One very strong black coffee coming right up...
Would you like me to have a quiet word in your neighbours ear not to sing at 1.15 am again?"
Or just remove her larynx with a rusty hook please?  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Coffee .. very black .. very strong please Ash
Woken by bitch of neighbour who thought "singing" at the top of her voice at 1.15 am was socially acceptable!!
Going to be a long day!!
Morning Red Monkey....
One very strong black coffee coming right up...
Would you like me to have a quiet word in your neighbours ear not to sing at 1.15 am again?
Or just remove her larynx with a rusty hook please? "
I have a great collection of rusty hooks...  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good morning Ash. I’m still snuggled under a blanket, a latte would be lovely thank you  "
Good morning Babs....
One latte coming right up....
Can i come and snuggle under your blanket with you?... |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Good morning Ash. I’m still snuggled under a blanket, a latte would be lovely thank you
Good morning Babs....
One latte coming right up....
Can i come and snuggle under your blanket with you?... "
Come on, jump in. No cold feet though  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good morning! I'd love a coffee please I can't seem to wake up today. I hope everyone has a lovely Thursday! "
Good morning lemonbuttercream....
One coffee coming right up and I hope it helps to wake you up... |
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over a year ago
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"Coffee .. very black .. very strong please Ash
Woken by bitch of neighbour who thought "singing" at the top of her voice at 1.15 am was socially acceptable!!
Going to be a long day!!"
I know the feeling buddy I lave next to similar screening and shouting matches few times a day on a reg basis . Then at night the boxing matches start. Better than any soap I tell you |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good morning Ash. I’m still snuggled under a blanket, a latte would be lovely thank you
Good morning Babs....
One latte coming right up....
Can i come and snuggle under your blanket with you?...
Come on, jump in. No cold feet though "
Thanks Babs...I will warm up my feet first......
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Coffee 3 sugars for me please, best make it extra large & strong too I think I'm going to need it today! "
Good Morning Ms B....
One very large and extra strong coffee with 3 sugars coming right up...I hope it help get you through your day.... |
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"Coffee 3 sugars for me please, best make it extra large & strong too I think I'm going to need it today!
Good Morning Ms B....
One very large and extra strong coffee with 3 sugars coming right up...I hope it help get you through your day...."
Thank you Ash, if the coffee doesn't work the zoo may have a couple of new exhibits |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hello Ash! I'm still ill so if you could wear a hazmat suit and bring me a caramel latte that would be wonderful. "
Good morning Meli.....One caramel latte coming right up whilst wearing my hazmat suit.... 
I hope you feel better soon..... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Coffee 3 sugars for me please, best make it extra large & strong too I think I'm going to need it today!
Good Morning Ms B....
One very large and extra strong coffee with 3 sugars coming right up...I hope it help get you through your day....
Thank you Ash, if the coffee doesn't work the zoo may have a couple of new exhibits "
you're very welcome.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Coffee, white, two please 
Morning Lorenzo...One white coffee with 2 sugars coming right up.....
Ah brilliant, thanks Ash Now how about a fry up? "
Sorry mate...I'm all out of sausages,eggs and bacon at the moment but have some lovely danish pastries... |
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"Can I have a Lemsip please? I’m poorly 
Morning Sensual...One Lempsip coming right up....I hope you also feel better soon.....
Lots of poorly people on the forum today... "
Thank you Ash - Man Flu is a terrible thing but God willing and armed with the Lemsip you have so kindly provided, I may pull through  |
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"Can I have a Lemsip please? I’m poorly
Me too, it tastes shite though "
The blackcurrent ones are not too bad if you visualise that it is merely a Ribena as you swallow it (or add a ton of sugar to it) |
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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please
Please deliver my latte here Ash. I like a jacuzzi "
In that case, I'll get back in... Morning Babs
Anyone else want to jump in my jacuzzi? It says it accommodates 18 but I'm sure we could all squeeze together  |
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"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please
Please deliver my latte here Ash. I like a jacuzzi
In that case, I'll get back in... Morning Babs
Anyone else want to jump in my jacuzzi? It says it accommodates 18 but I'm sure we could all squeeze together "
Dibs |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please
Please deliver my latte here Ash. I like a jacuzzi
In that case, I'll get back in... Morning Babs
Anyone else want to jump in my jacuzzi? It says it accommodates 18 but I'm sure we could all squeeze together "
Good morning you lovely thing you I don’t mind a squeeze. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please
Please deliver my latte here Ash. I like a jacuzzi "
I'm on my to the Jacuzzi with your latte Babs and bringing my swimming shorts....  |
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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago
from Home Counties to Middle Earth |
"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please
Please deliver my latte here Ash. I like a jacuzzi
In that case, I'll get back in... Morning Babs
Anyone else want to jump in my jacuzzi? It says it accommodates 18 but I'm sure we could all squeeze together
Dibs "
Plenty of room LVM |
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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago
from Home Counties to Middle Earth |
"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please
Please deliver my latte here Ash. I like a jacuzzi
In that case, I'll get back in... Morning Babs
Anyone else want to jump in my jacuzzi? It says it accommodates 18 but I'm sure we could all squeeze together
Good morning you lovely thing you I don’t mind a squeeze. "
I'm currently horizontal, taking up more than my fair share, enjoying the powerful thrust underneath me Jump on in |
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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago
from Home Counties to Middle Earth |
"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please
Morning platinum....One Jasmine tea coming right up.... "
Thanks Ash. Hop in, the water's lovely and hot |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Almond milk and 2 sweetners please xxxx
Good morning...was the Almond milk for a cup of tea or coffee? x
Coffee please xx"
I'm back from the shops with some almond milk
One coffee coming right up...x |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please
Morning platinum....One Jasmine tea coming right up....
Thanks Ash. Hop in, the water's lovely and hot "
Thanks PK......That was just what i needed.... |
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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please
Morning platinum....One Jasmine tea coming right up....
Thanks Ash. Hop in, the water's lovely and hot
Thanks PK......That was just what i needed.... "
Not to steal you from your refreshment serving kindness - but Babs and I have saved you a spot on the Who's In thread |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please
Morning platinum....One Jasmine tea coming right up....
Thanks Ash. Hop in, the water's lovely and hot
Thanks PK......That was just what i needed....
Not to steal you from your refreshment serving kindness - but Babs and I have saved you a spot on the Who's In thread "
That's very kind of you both...I shall turn my kettle off for a while and join you there.... |
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