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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tell a fib about the person above.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell a fib about the person above."

She wouldn't jump me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell a fib about the person above.

She wouldn't jump me."

He would jump me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn’t jump any of ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He thinks his willy is gonna fall off.

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

she fancies me

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"she fancies me

His middl3 name is Susan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So is mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"she fancies me

His middl3 name is Susan

She likes to throw bread to dogs in the park

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"she fancies me

His middl3 name is Susan

She likes to throw bread to dogs in the park "

She secretly spies on people in the park

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is a sex addict

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By *oy man 2Man over a year ago

"Is a sex addict "
drinks all night

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Is a sex addict drinks all night

Breeds pigeons

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

"Is a sex addict drinks all night

Breeds pigeons

is a politician

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Secretly a mermaid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Secretly a mermaid "

Hates sucking cock

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Secretly a mermaid

Hates sucking cock "

Is played by Keanu Reaves in the matrix films

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Secretly a mermaid

Hates sucking cock

Is played by Keanu Reaves in the matrix films"

Has a tiny dick

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

dosnt drink water

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"dosnt drink water "

Is allergic to water

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"dosnt drink water

Is allergic to water "

Wears a wig

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"dosnt drink water

Is allergic to water

Wears a wig"

Stole my wig

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"dosnt drink water

Is allergic to water

Wears a wig

Stole my wig

No iv got long hair don't need wigs

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"dosnt drink water

Is allergic to water

Wears a wig

Stole my wig

No iv got long hair don't need wigs"
That's true

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"dosnt drink water

Is allergic to water

Wears a wig

Stole my wig

No iv got long hair don't need wigsThat's true

"
wrestled a tiger

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"dosnt drink water

Is allergic to water

Wears a wig

Stole my wig

No iv got long hair don't need wigsThat's true

wrestled a tiger

Yeah you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"dosnt drink water

Is allergic to water

Wears a wig

Stole my wig

No iv got long hair don't need wigsThat's true

wrestled a tiger

Yeah you"

Always eats porridge cold.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

She's not very mischievous.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"She's not very mischievous. "

Has super powers

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"She's not very mischievous.

Has super powers"

Can run a mile in 13 seconds

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

is satan

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"is satan"

Enjoys sex with cars.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"is satan

Enjoys sex with cars."

Nicked the exhaust of a car to spoil his enjoyment

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By *ulldog_71Man over a year ago

Sedgefield

Can open a beer bottle with her nostril

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"Can open a beer bottle with her nostril "

He’s really a Poodle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was the inspiration for Dr Evil in the Austin Powers films.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Was the inspiration for Dr Evil in the Austin Powers films."

He wearing an anorak and goes trainspotting on a Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was the inspiration for Dr Evil in the Austin Powers films.

He wearing an anorak and goes trainspotting on a Sunday

Is an Eddie stobart spotter

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Was the inspiration for Dr Evil in the Austin Powers films.

He wearing an anorak and goes trainspotting on a Sunday

Is an Eddie stobart spotter"

Plaits his pubes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was the inspiration for Dr Evil in the Austin Powers films.

He wearing an anorak and goes trainspotting on a Sunday

Is an Eddie stobart spotter

Plaits his pubes

Draws moustaches on all of her meets

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Enjoys bi-annual charity Wankathons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They are corn braids I'll have you know

She also has a collection of toilet roll tubes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Enjoys bi-annual charity Wankathons

Daniel Craig's body double

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Enjoys bi-annual charity Wankathons

Daniel Craig's body double "

Sells old shoes at car boot sales

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Enjoys bi-annual charity Wankathons

Daniel Craig's body double

Sells old shoes at car boot sales "

The most rude people IV had the misfortune of chatting with

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Enjoys bi-annual charity Wankathons

Daniel Craig's body double

Sells old shoes at car boot sales

The most rude people IV had the misfortune of chatting with

Collects Vaseline tubs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eats living goldfish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eats living goldfish"

Ties everyone’s shoes together on trains

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Breeds cats

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By *ardyBumMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Breeds cats "

Has webbed feet x

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

drinks cider vinegar

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Breeds cats

Has webbed feet x"

Loves a good pokey bum hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is rubbish at putting flat pack furniture together

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is an underwear model

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By *ardyBumMan over a year ago

Leeds

Always eats the last Rolo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't afford pants

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

is a window salesman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is a window salesman "

Has just put his Christmas decs up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Had a boob job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a boob job"

Really has an 9 inch cock

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Had a boob job

Really has an 9 inch cock"

Has a pet duck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a boob job

Really has an 9 inch cock

Has a pet duck"

Your just jealous of him

Is a stunt double for an oumpa lumpa

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Had a boob job

Really has an 9 inch cock

Has a pet duck

Your just jealous of him

Is a stunt double for an oumpa lumpa"

Separates Smarties likes the green ones

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Sleeps with her eyes open.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was our little secret

She steals tramps shoes and sniffs them

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sleeps with her eyes open."

Owns an allotment

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

"Sleeps with her eyes open.

Owns an allotment"

only lives on hob nobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eats uncooked kippers for breakfast

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Eats uncooked kippers for breakfast"
is

6ft tall

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Is in an abba tribute band.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is in an abba tribute band. "
lives in India

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gives free hugs

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Gives free hugs"

That's true though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plays the harmonica

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He can tune a violin with his toes

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By *tew008Man over a year ago

edinburgh

Licks cats(misunderstood pussy, now enjoys it)

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

second hand biscuit tin salesman

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"second hand biscuit tin salesman "

Filth has just taken a secret wee in the water in his pic....

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"second hand biscuit tin salesman

Filth has just taken a secret wee in the water in his pic....

Styles Sharon Osbourne's hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"second hand biscuit tin salesman

Filth has just taken a secret wee in the water in his pic....

Styles Sharon Osbourne's hair"

Is best friends with Jimmy krankie

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

fancies his local MP

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"fancies his local MP"

Has a tail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is a lumberjack

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Is a lumberjack "

Sleeps in a cardboard box under a bridge

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

She's a Marvel superhero

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

She’s really from NY

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"She’s really from NY"

Elton John impersonator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sasquatch hunter

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

[Removed by poster at 24/10/19 14:53:46]

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by poster at 24/10/19 14:53:46]"

Visits the North pole looking for Santa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 24/10/19 14:53:46]

Visits the North pole looking for Santa"

Has been a very naughty girl.....

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"[Removed by poster at 24/10/19 14:53:46]

Visits the North pole looking for Santa

Has been a very naughty girl....."

Was in a and e last night having a hamster removed from his rectum

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"[Removed by poster at 24/10/19 14:53:46]

Visits the North pole looking for Santa

Has been a very naughty girl.....

Was in a and e last night having a hamster removed from his rectum

Lol

She’s really the Scarlet Pimpernel. They seek her here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Betters Willie's for a living

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Betters Willie's for a living "

Hoola hoop champion at Butlins 2011

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is an English teacher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is an English teacher

She sat on my face and rode me all last night only to stop and get a cup of tea

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By *ent and bratCouple over a year ago

here there everywhere

his favourite chat up line is"does this smell like chloroform to you"?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"his favourite chat up line is"does this smell like chloroform to you"?

They woke up in his cellar

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

[Removed by poster at 24/10/19 18:05:12]

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

If you need a good servicing, Lorraine is the 4th emergency service

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is a stalker

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Is a stalker "

Collects cheese

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is a stalker

Collects cheese

Collects stamps

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

Thought pubic hair, was Bugs Bunny's cousin

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Thought pubic hair, was Bugs Bunny's cousin "

Was a porn star until the accident with a glory hole

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

Was formally the Lady in red, until she got scarlet fever.. and the rest is history

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

is a submarine diver

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Was formally the Lady in red, until she got scarlet fever.. and the rest is history "

Collects stuffed ferrets

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Was formally the Lady in red, until she got scarlet fever.. and the rest is history

Collects stuffed ferrets

Has wiffy gonads

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

ex premier league footballer

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"ex premier league footballer"

Queens corgi walker

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"ex premier league footballer"

Doesn't wash his bum

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

wants to be a tag team wrestler

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

"ex premier league footballer

Queens corgi walker

wants to be a tag team wrestler

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"ex premier league footballer

Queens corgi walker

wants to be a tag team wrestler "

Walks in high heels

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"ex premier league footballer

Queens corgi walker

wants to be a tag team wrestler "

Is now my tag team partner

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"ex premier league footballer

Queens corgi walker

wants to be a tag team wrestler

Is now my tag team partner

Lives in an igloo

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"ex premier league footballer

Queens corgi walker

wants to be a tag team wrestler

Is now my tag team partner

Lives in an igloo"

Is the cox for a local rowing team

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

wrestles for Iceland in the Olympics

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"wrestles for Iceland in the Olympics "

Won an Oscar

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

"wrestles for Iceland in the Olympics

Won an Oscar"

Is a bouncer at Mothercare

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"wrestles for Iceland in the Olympics

Won an Oscar

Is a bouncer at Mothercare "

Morris dancer on a weekend

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By *ardyBumMan over a year ago

Leeds

Has a third nipple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He collects belly button fluff

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"He collects belly button fluff"

Eats dog food

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

"He collects belly button fluff

Eats dog food

Eats dogs

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"He collects belly button fluff

Eats dog food

Eats dogs

Currently in a padded cell

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

"He collects belly button fluff

Eats dog food

Eats dogs

Currently in a padded cell

Ah yes.. thats where I know you from

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"He collects belly button fluff

Eats dog food

Eats dogs

Currently in a padded cell

Had a season ticket for Bristol Rovers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He collects belly button fluff

Eats dog food

Eats dogs

Currently in a padded cell

Had a season ticket for Bristol Rovers"

Hes a professional fruit licker

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"He collects belly button fluff

Eats dog food

Eats dogs

Currently in a padded cell

Had a season ticket for Bristol Rovers

Hes a professional fruit licker

His favourite dish from the chinese take away is

No 69. cream of sum young guy "

Puts a banana down his pant to wow the ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He collects belly button fluff

Eats dog food

Eats dogs

Currently in a padded cell

Had a season ticket for Bristol Rovers

Hes a professional fruit licker

His favourite dish from the chinese take away is

No 69. cream of sum young guy

Puts a banana down his pant to wow the ladies

Does not own 47 stuffed ferrets

That is not a typo

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"He collects belly button fluff

Eats dog food

Eats dogs

Currently in a padded cell

Had a season ticket for Bristol Rovers

Hes a professional fruit licker

His favourite dish from the chinese take away is

No 69. cream of sum young guy

Puts a banana down his pant to wow the ladies

Does not own 47 stuffed ferrets

That is not a typo"

Is really a queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is the lady in red from the song.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"He collects belly button fluff

Eats dog food

Eats dogs

Currently in a padded cell

Had a season ticket for Bristol Rovers

Hes a professional fruit licker

His favourite dish from the chinese take away is

No 69. cream of sum young guy

Puts a banana down his pant to wow the ladies

Does not own 47 stuffed ferrets

That is not a typo

Is really a queen

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is the lady in red from the song."

Help build the taaj mahal

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Is the lady in red from the song.

Help build the taaj mahal"

Top half of a pantomime horse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sting wrote Roxanne about her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sting wrote Roxanne about her

Has an imaginary friend that is a fish

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By *ackenzie-LeighWoman over a year ago

Shropshire

"Sting wrote Roxanne about her

Has an imaginary friend that is a fish"

Has an unhealthy obsession with buying Zoflora

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is thinking about me right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is thinking about me right now"

He’s a virgin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is thinking about me right now

He’s a virgin "

Wears his thermals to bed

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"Is thinking about me right now

He’s a virgin

Wears his thermals to bed "

He’s really called Adam

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Is thinking about me right now

He’s a virgin

Wears his thermals to bed

He’s really called Adam "

Can still do the splits

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

"Is thinking about me right now

He’s a virgin

Wears his thermals to bed

He’s really called Adam

Can still do the splits

Does the traffic and travel updates on the local radio station when she's not on Fab

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Is thinking about me right now

He’s a virgin

Wears his thermals to bed

He’s really called Adam

Can still do the splits

Does the traffic and travel updates on the local radio station when she's not on Fab "

Was one of the munchkins in wizard of oz

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan over a year ago

stockport wasteland

"Is thinking about me right now

He’s a virgin

Wears his thermals to bed

He’s really called Adam

Can still do the splits

Does the traffic and travel updates on the local radio station when she's not on Fab

Was one of the munchkins in wizard of oz

They are a T-rex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's the Dean of Sydney University

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's the Dean of Sydney University "

Her balls are straight

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"He's the Dean of Sydney University

Her balls are straight

A zookeeper

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is the local weather women

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Is the local weather women "

A professional olive pipper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is the local weather women

A professional olive pipper

Her job is to drill the holes into polo mints

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Male model

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Male model"

Is part zebra and has a stripe on her bum that proves it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Secretly wants 2 cocks

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Secretly wants 2 cocks "

Like to dress as a bunny on weekends

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By *coutcom89Man over a year ago

Enniskillen

"Secretly wants 2 cocks

Like to dress as a bunny on weekends

She has a pet cheetah that obeys her every command

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Escaped from prison

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tells everyone she’s been in playboy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He gives hand jobs for money.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"He gives hand jobs for money."

Owns a baby croc called snappy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was one of the original wombles from Wimbledon common

So I've been told she was uncle Bulgaria

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is part of a boy band

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is part of a boy band "

Is a Bollywood actress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rides a micro scooter everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gives free massages

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Gives free massages "

Sudoku queen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gives free massages

Sudoku queen

Noughts and crosses world champion

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Makes womens clothes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Makes womens clothes "

Finds me attractive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Makes womens clothes

Finds me attractive

Rent himself out on an hourly basis to wealthy businessman

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wishes he could rent himself out

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