Rather horrible looking things right?
Did you happen to know that the SAS include them in emergency survival kits as they can hold up to two pints of water? Well, you do now.
Anyhoo - suggest some other non-sexual possible usages for these things.
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"Balloons for the kids?  "
I was going to say head balloon..
Stretch one over your head down between your nose and upper lip.. for best results do this with a friend.. then compete to inflate the condom balloon.. by inhaling through the mouth and exhaling through your nose.. winner is first to pop their condom.
I suppose it'd be equally inappropriate with kids, but funnier for it.
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If you tie enough of them together you could make a bungee cord. Though not advisable, it could also be used to make a rope to climb out of someone’s window... especially if her husband just came home lol |
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I used them for a theatre design. I filled them with water then froze them, pealed the condoms off, attached chains and hung the resulting ice ‘tears’ over the stage to gradually melt during the performance. |
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"If you tie enough of them together you could make a bungee cord. Though not advisable, it could also be used to make a rope to climb out of someone’s window... especially if her husband just came home lol"
 Beware of inadvertently bungee‘ing back up to the bedroom window - awkward.... |
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How about using them as expedient crime scene shoe socks? Be sure to clear it with both your superiors and the forensics teams first though.....
‘Sir....we found traces of lubricant all over the place.’ |
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"DIY shower head, just poke a few holes, whack it over the pipe and you're sorted. For best results leave running for five minutes to wash out the chemicals before use "
Chemicals?  I hope you just mean lube  |
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"DIY shower head, just poke a few holes, whack it over the pipe and you're sorted. For best results leave running for five minutes to wash out the chemicals before use
Chemicals? I hope you just mean lube "
And spermicide |
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"DIY shower head, just poke a few holes, whack it over the pipe and you're sorted. For best results leave running for five minutes to wash out the chemicals before use
Chemicals? I hope you just mean lube
And spermicide"
You can still get those? |
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"Rather horrible looking things right?
Did you happen to know that the SAS include them in emergency survival kits as they can hold up to two pints of water? Well, you do now.
Anyhoo - suggest some other non-sexual possible usages for these things.
Off you go "
More if you team it up with a hairnet. I know, I know, those long cold winters nights huddled around the fire just whizz by when we start playing "Whats in your survival tin?" |
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"DIY shower head, just poke a few holes, whack it over the pipe and you're sorted. For best results leave running for five minutes to wash out the chemicals before use
Chemicals? I hope you just mean lube
And spermicide
You can still get those?"
Turns out most don't any more, the more you know, just seems to be Trojan. Maybe I should read the ingredients more often |
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"DIY shower head, just poke a few holes, whack it over the pipe and you're sorted. For best results leave running for five minutes to wash out the chemicals before use
Chemicals? I hope you just mean lube
And spermicide
You can still get those?
Turns out most don't any more, the more you know, just seems to be Trojan. Maybe I should read the ingredients more often "
I work in sexual health so I'm just a nerd |
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funnily enough, no.