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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Human beings are hugely sexually driven, it's what's made the human race so successful. Human sexual evolution has been largely driven by mans desire to procreate - it's in-built, an innate desire.
Modern society has also helped drive men to be size obsessed, money obsessed, bigger, stronger, better etc. |
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"Men ...
Why are you so cock obsessed?
If your a straight male ( not Fab straight )
Why?
I want one for a few days so I can understand 
I'm more obsessed with boobs to be fair  "
Sounds like you've talked yourself in to a swap there  |
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"Burt - my nob, is a verily fascinating fellow. I take him everywhere with me and oh what adventures we’ve had over the years.
Hmmmm.....sounds like an Enid Blyton plot? "
Does he have little outfits? |
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"Burt - my nob, is a verily fascinating fellow. I take him everywhere with me and oh what adventures we’ve had over the years.
Hmmmm.....sounds like an Enid Blyton plot?
Does he have little outfits?"
He he - He has a little rubber Rain Mack that I sometimes dress him in.....ahem....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because they're awesome. You're just jealous because you cant willy dance!
I am actually ....
I want to be able to helicopter  "
I knew it! And we can write with them! |
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"Because they're awesome. You're just jealous because you cant willy dance!
I am actually ....
I want to be able to helicopter
I knew it! And we can write with them! "
True story 
Nobody said we could write well... |
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"Burt - my nob, is a verily fascinating fellow. I take him everywhere with me and oh what adventures we’ve had over the years.
Hmmmm.....sounds like an Enid Blyton plot?
Does he have little outfits?
He he - He has a little rubber Rain Mack that I sometimes dress him in.....ahem.... "
Got to keep him protected in severe weather conditions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men ...
Why are you so cock obsessed?
If your a straight male ( not Fab straight )
Why?
I want one for a few days so I can understand "
Cos it feels great to play with..... and evening better when it’s being played with!! Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice."
I'd have kept them, you never know when a dufflecoat and flat cap could come in handy
Mind you, expensive little outfits if you're buying them! I like your quick fashion savvy |
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"Men ...
Why are you so cock obsessed?
If your a straight male ( not Fab straight )
Why?
I want one for a few days so I can understand
I'm more obsessed with boobs to be fair
Sounds like you've talked yourself in to a swap there "
I've heard if you eat lots of the cheapest supermarket chicken you can find, you can actually grow a pair of boobs........ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice."
Are Sylvanian Families those creepy little Hedgehogs in outfits?
Hahahaaaa
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice.
Are Sylvanian Families those creepy little Hedgehogs in outfits?
Hahahaaaa
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Yes, you know what to expect in my next video... |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice.
I think I love you."
I am pretty loveable to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice.
Are Sylvanian Families those creepy little Hedgehogs in outfits?
Hahahaaaa
Yes, you know what to expect in my next video..."
Now we know why the site goes slow every night. |
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"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice.
Are Sylvanian Families those creepy little Hedgehogs in outfits?
Hahahaaaa
Yes, you know what to expect in my next video...
Now we know why the site goes slow every night. "
Because of this?
fabswingers.com site news: Performance issues with the site last night (Monday) meant that pages were slow/unavailable between 10pm and 12pm. Not OK. We're extending all site supporter passes by four hours so no-one loses out. We're working non-stop behind the scenes on fixing matters. (Common question: Is it because of new video? Answer: No, video is on separate infrastructure) |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Men ...
Why are you so cock obsessed?
If your a straight male ( not Fab straight )
Why?
I want one for a few days so I can understand "
Its not a real obsession. Its more just something that grew on me over the years...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice.
Are Sylvanian Families those creepy little Hedgehogs in outfits?
Hahahaaaa
Yes, you know what to expect in my next video...
Now we know why the site goes slow every night.
Because of this?
fabswingers.com site news: Performance issues with the site last night (Monday) meant that pages were slow/unavailable between 10pm and 12pm. Not OK. We're extending all site supporter passes by four hours so no-one loses out. We're working non-stop behind the scenes on fixing matters. (Common question: Is it because of new video? Answer: No, video is on separate infrastructure)"
They're not going to openly admit it's because the site is flooded with horny women watching Mr M's hedgehog cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because they're awesome. You're just jealous because you cant willy dance!
I am actually ....
I want to be able to helicopter "
You couldn't handle the helicopter |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Because they are really attached to it and have to shake it quite a few times a day... tis just natural "
To be fair we really are really attached to it. We have a deep connection almost like we are joined as one. |
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