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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Make up a fib about the person above.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Is an alien

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is an alien

Is evil....

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is an alien

Is evil...."

Has a micro penis which is evil.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The worse person on this site.

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By *litreMan over a year ago

everywhere

Held his breath for an hour to take the pic

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Held his breath for an hour to take the pic

Is a tranny

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Once played ping pong using only a willy as a bat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is chubby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was married to Madonna

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Is chubby"

Cleans teeth with soot

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Once played ping pong using only a willy as a bat "
the Willy was yours

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Once played ping pong using only a willy as a bat the Willy was yours

Oohhhh matron

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Once played ping pong using only a willy as a bat the Willy was yours

Oohhhh matron

A fib Kenneth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holds the record for most hotdogs eaten in 1 minute.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Is a fire eater who often burns himself

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 22/10/19 16:51:36]

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Is a fire eater who often burns himself"

L9oves the neanderthals on this site.

Send her messages lads.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Is a fire eater who often burns himself

L9oves the neanderthals on this site.

Send her messages lads.

is off his rocker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Likes her bum fucked with a snorkel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Likes her bum fucked with a snorkel"

Is explicitly and quite vocal about being straight laced and not at all kinky

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Likes her bum fucked with a snorkel

Is explicitly and quite vocal about being straight laced and not at all kinky "

Is an actual emoji

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Likes her bum fucked with a snorkel

Is explicitly and quite vocal about being straight laced and not at all kinky "

Has never been the gym in his life

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Likes her bum fucked with a snorkel

Is explicitly and quite vocal about being straight laced and not at all kinky

Is an actual emoji"

Eat chilli raw

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By *litreMan over a year ago

everywhere

Sucks door knobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Once tried to use his willy in a sword fight and lost.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Once tried to use his willy in a sword fight and lost."

Has donated all her lovely lingerie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once beat mariah carey in an arm wrestle

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Once beat mariah carey in an arm wrestle"

Licks bus windows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once beat mariah carey in an arm wrestle

Licks bus windows

Fancies the pants off me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once beat mariah carey in an arm wrestle

Licks bus windows

Prefers to lick varnish off newly painted doors

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has toasted marshmallows for breakfast each day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has toasted marshmallows for breakfast each day."

Has his pubes braided

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has toasted marshmallows for breakfast each day.

Has his pubes braided"

Has her pubee braided

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is in fact far from average, and is concealing a secret identity as a crime fighting super hero

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't believe 3 is the magic number

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doesn't believe 3 is the magic number"

Their left big toe is bigger than their right big toe lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shaves his genitals with a hunting knife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a ferrari work van

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

born in Barnsley and called oooor chuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"born in Barnsley and called oooor chuck

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shaves his genitals with a hunting knife"

Have you been spying on me lol

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By *rAngleseyMan over a year ago

Anglesey

Lives in the woods

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Lives in the woods "

Lollipop man in his spare time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She eats boogers

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"She eats boogers

He lives in Bognor not Hell.

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By *apiomanMan over a year ago

Shipley

The bra is real leopard pelt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he didnt get any GCSEs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Had no dress sense

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Once played soggy biscuit with lads just for the hell of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once played soggy biscuit with lads just for the hell of it "

Eats everything with chopsticks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is an international spy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn’t have a nice ass

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Bakes bread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is naturally ginger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is naturally ginger "
Sleeps with a teddy bear in bed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Likes to lick in-between the toes of his meets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cleans his balls with Listerine!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really wears a bra to keep his moobs in place

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Got rejected from Blind Date

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Awful person

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By *exycouplesswingCouple over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Secretly supports West Ham

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Moving to Eastbourne when they retire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only ever has sex with his socks on

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Has no sense of humour. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Likes stalking women.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grows a white beard for xmas

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Won 2nd prize at a Phil Collins lookalike contest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hates starwars

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Won 2nd prize at a Phil Collins lookalike contest. "

Won 1st prize at a Kenneth Williams lookalike contest.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Won 2nd prize at a Phil Collins lookalike contest.

Won 1st prize at a Kenneth Williams lookalike contest. "

Hates Swiss roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

She is a tiger tamer

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By *otwifeandcuckCouple over a year ago

Blackpool

"She is a tiger tamer

Has had bum implants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Member of the French foreign legion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is in the moonies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Was part of the goonies cast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is on here under duress.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spends his weekends trying to beat Superman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was once a member of ZZ TOP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is actually Kate Moss masquerading as a single male on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sells condoms for a living

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sells nuclear secrets to the russians

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Sells nuclear secrets to the russians"

Navy diver

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Sucks sausage for a living.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Reads for the blind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was mistaken for a mermaid while on the beach

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By *linyMan over a year ago

Manchester/London

Is a surrogate egg sitter for Ostriches

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Spanks monkeys at the local zoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is an MI5 spook

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only smarties and this guy has the answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once arrested for tossing a penny off a high building

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought there was such a thing as a moon tan

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Was locked up for nicking sweets off kids.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was the person Carly Simon sang about in 'Your So Vain'.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Has 3 ears

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By *sianMancMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Has 3 ears"

Hates fab forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has 3 ears

Hates fab forum."

Loves Tom Jones

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Has 3 ears

Hates fab forum.

Loves Tom Jones

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practises dark magic

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Has 3 ears

Hates fab forum.

Loves Tom Jones

practises dark magic

Never shaves her legs.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Has 3 ears

Hates fab forum.

Loves Tom Jones

practises dark magic

Never shaves her legs. "

Real name is TK421

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Has 3 ears

Hates fab forum.

Loves Tom Jones

practises dark magic

Never shaves her legs.

Real name is TK421"

Live in a tree house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know what they say like taking candy for a baby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/10/19 12:02:46]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought space hoppers took you to space

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Thought space hoppers took you to space"

On drugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish lol, was George Michaels show double in Wham!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I wish lol, was George Michaels show double in Wham! "

Real name Walter mitty

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By *ames910333Man over a year ago

worthing

Once opened a pastry shop in Aberdeen

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"I wish lol, was George Michaels show double in Wham! "

Rebelliously refuses to user Reply+Quote

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I wish lol, was George Michaels show double in Wham!

Rebelliously refuses to user Reply+Quote"

Fab police

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish lol, was George Michaels show double in Wham!

Rebelliously refuses to user Reply+Quote"
ahhh that's what I was doing wrong thanks

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By *ear and pudCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

Last seen stealing a banana hammock in Tesco's.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Last seen stealing a banana hammock in Tesco's."

Last seen buying a hammock from a dodgy bloke.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Last seen stealing a banana hammock in Tesco's.

Last seen buying a hammock from a dodgy bloke."

Local drag act

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sells energy drinks

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sells energy drinks "

Was in EastEnders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has made a 45 man gang bang movie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sells energy drinks

Was in EastEnders"

Signed up for I'm a celebrity

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Sells energy drinks

Was in EastEnders

Signed up for I'm a celebrity "

Signed up for Love Island

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sells energy drinks

Was in EastEnders

Signed up for I'm a celebrity

Signed up for Love Island"

Owns an Island

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Likes to bathe in green jelly while eating potato croquettes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't attractive

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Isn't attractive "

Is a hand model twin

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By *r_Jake70Man over a year ago

London

"Isn't attractive

Is a hand model twin

Is a nuclear physicist

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

Cow in disguise

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

He's a chicken farmer

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"He's a chicken farmer"

Actually lives in Peckham

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"He's a chicken farmer"

Owns a keebab takeaway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought crossiants grew on trees

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"He's a chicken farmer

Owns a keebab takeaway"

Once ate curry from a shoe

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Thought crossiants grew on trees"

Knows you dig them up really

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"He's a chicken farmer

Owns a keebab takeaway"

Works in a condom factory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's a chicken farmer

Owns a keebab takeaway

Works in a condom factory

Is the chief tampon roller for Tampax

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"He's a chicken farmer

Owns a keebab takeaway

Works in a condom factory

Is the chief tampon roller for Tampax"

Calls himself Brenda on a weekend

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"He's a chicken farmer

Owns a keebab takeaway

Works in a condom factory

Is the chief tampon roller for Tampax

Calls himself Brenda on a weekend

Tastes of lychee

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"He's a chicken farmer

Owns a keebab takeaway

Works in a condom factory

Is the chief tampon roller for Tampax

Calls himself Brenda on a weekend

Tastes of lychee "

He got his end away on Monday...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"He's a chicken farmer

Owns a keebab takeaway

Works in a condom factory

Is the chief tampon roller for Tampax

Calls himself Brenda on a weekend

Tastes of lychee

He got his end away on Monday..."

Is a pillow stuffed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He thinks he is James Bond

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was the body double for Renee Zellweger on Bridget Jones Diary.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He thinks he is James Bond"

Owns cuba

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tried to buy a fishnet body suit for a fisherman

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Tried to buy a fishnet body suit for a fisherman "
wears a wig

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Throws cats into rivers!!!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Throws cats into rivers!!!"

Is addicted to viagra

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Throws cats into rivers!!!"

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Throws cats into rivers!!!

Transgirl is an anagram of Starling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tried to buy a fishnet body suit for a fisherman wears a wig"

Sells clothing for pets that match the owners

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By *etal MickeyMan over a year ago

Blackpool

Is straight

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Tried to buy a fishnet body suit for a fisherman wears a wig

Sells clothing for pets that match the owners"

Is barred from the local pet shop

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan over a year ago

london

Scarlett is not hot

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan over a year ago

london

"Scarlett is not hot"

Oops one T not 2 TT’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is secretly Donald Trump

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Is secretly Donald Trump "

Jen doesn't suck

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By *otwifeandcuckCouple over a year ago

Blackpool

"Is secretly Donald Trump

Jen doesn't suck"

Is builder from skegness

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

They travel around giving hand jobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They travel around giving hand jobs "

Has a collection of of used tissues

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"They travel around giving hand jobs

Has a collection of of used tissues"

Has a jar full of his daily navel fluff accumulation removed every night before bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They travel around giving hand jobs

Has a collection of of used tissues

Has a jar full of his daily navel fluff accumulation removed every night before bed"

Likes to taste their toenail clippings for texture and consistency before throwing them away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still hasn't learned to tie their shoelaces

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Loves riding around on ponies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loves riding around on ponies "

Only if they are micro ponies

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Loves riding around on ponies

Only if they are micro ponies"

Currently locked in a cellar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loves riding around on ponies

Only if they are micro ponies

Currently locked in a cellar

So it's you that has me trapped down here

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Loves riding around on ponies

Only if they are micro ponies

Currently locked in a cellar

So it's you that has me trapped down here

Stop your whingeing I left you with a phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sells lingerie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sells lingerie

Likes to bath in cold porridge on the third Sunday of every month

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sells lingerie

Sells fish

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Sells lingerie

Sells fish"

She sells sanctuary.

Admit it ... that first guitar riff is an ear worm now

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Sells lingerie

Sells fish"

Preformed the white swan in high heels

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sells lingerie

Sells fish

Preformed the white swan in high heels

Has huge balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sells lingerie

Sells fish

Preformed the white swan in high heels

Dresses in an emu costume for sexual kicks

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

Goes under his Scottish window cleaners ladder just for thrills

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Make up a fib about the person above."
won't start another thread

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