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over a year ago
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Tell a fib about the person above. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my knob is so big it needs a tripod |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my knob is so big it needs a tripod"
Haha was that supposed to be about Jen??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my knob is so big it needs a tripod
Haha was that supposed to be about Jen?? "
LM41 is professor of cunnilinguistics at Oxford |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 18/10/19 18:54:34] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my knob is so big it needs a tripod
Haha was that supposed to be about Jen??
LM41 is professor of cunnilinguistics at Oxford "
Soph's tattoos are done in felt tip. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my knob is so big it needs a tripod
Haha was that supposed to be about Jen??
LM41 is professor of cunnilinguistics at Oxford
Soph's tattoos are done in felt tip."
He has 6 toes and they're webbed which is why they aren't in the pic. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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They don't actually enjoy having sex |
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"They don't actually enjoy having sex "
She dresses up as princess Leah  |
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....was once ejected from an aquarium by security after they tried to french kiss an octopus  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He is on fab to find his identity  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She stole my virginity |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She stole my virginity "
He snagged my mother  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 19/10/19 09:58:37] |
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Jen steals Goth's net curtains to make shirts! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 19/10/19 09:58:37]
Jen steals Goth's net curtains to make shirts! "
Watcher let's kids do his tattoos |
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Jen steals Goth's net curtains to make shirts!
Watcher let's kids do his tattoos "
Jen is halie berrys stunt double |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 19/10/19 09:58:37]
Jen steals Goth's net curtains to make shirts!
Watcher let's kids do his tattoos
Jen is halie berrys stunt double "
Likes to ride her BMX Magnum around the local shopping precinct no handed with a tip top drinks carton stuffed in the front brake calipers so it makes a noise of friction against her front tyre that she thinks sounds a bit like a motorbike.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Exquisite are really secret undercover writers for a newspaper. They are only here to expose the sordid details of swingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jensucks tends to blow more than suck |
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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago
Arse end of the universe |
That's not his cock.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mary claims to be 43, but she’s actually 26 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tommy claims to be amazing in bed but don't get excited they mean at sleeping. |
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Jen loves nothing more than a spot of midnight Munging.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sensual is actually a socks salesman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shes not ugly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jensucks is a nun |
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"shes not ugly"
He's not funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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its a she |
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"its a she"
He has a Knighthood .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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her tits are fake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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His cock is hugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He’s only half full |
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"He’s loud and pushy "
Supports Chelsea. Tut! |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"He’s loud and pushy "
Actually likes Arsenal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 19/10/19 12:37:20] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His cock is hugh"
hugh giant thankyou  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually he's hopeless with wind instruments. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He is Male model |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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that new lingerie stinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's from Mars |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she looks terrible naked |
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"she looks terrible naked "
His username is accurate - he CAN play both the whistle AND the flute. At the same time.
And got thrown out of the orchestra for doing it in public. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she has the biggest bum on fab |
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He uses a body double for his pictures! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hes actually 23 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He has no secrets! "
Her boobs are awful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 19/10/19 14:51:26] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shes single and ready to mingle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He has had tons of meets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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how does she know she was one of them |
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"how does she know she was one of them "
Performs as a Leo Sayer tribute act as a financial sideline |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is loved by all |
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"is loved by all "
Can’t whistle or play the flute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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frigid |
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"frigid "
He's that bloke who looks good in a suit... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And your that guy who doesn't |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"frigid
He's that bloke who looks good in a suit..."
He's a cross dresser |
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"And your that guy who doesn't "
 x |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"And your that guy who doesn't
x"
He's a porn star  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And your that guy who doesn't
x
He's a porn star "
She doesn’t look better than me in a dress
#jealous |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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She doesn't have lovely lips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she has a big butt i cannot lie |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"she has a big butt i cannot lie"
Is really called Shirley |
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"she has a big butt i cannot lie
Is really called Shirley "
Is blonde and flat chested |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a big hairy mole right on end of his Crown Jewels,he’s named it Norman |
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"Has a big hairy mole right on end of his Crown Jewels,he’s named it Norman "
A Pirate Queen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Used to be a Thai kick boxing champion. Took a bad groin hit one match and had to change sex. |
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She is a squirter I would not desert her! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He is totally blind. |
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"He is totally blind."
Jen doesn’t suck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He is funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got bummed by a teenage mutant potato |
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Once shared a splif with the Queen.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once shared a splif with the Queen...."
Doesn't actually love fun |
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"Once shared a splif with the Queen....
Doesn't actually love fun"
Recently auditioned for a low budget remake of Mortal Kombat |
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He has a collection of Marvel action figures |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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he is an alien |
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"he is an alien "
He’s a great cook  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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thats true she is blind as a miners canary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thats true she is blind as a miners canary "
Doesn't understand cockney rhyming slang |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
Merseyside |
"thats true she is blind as a miners canary
Doesn't understand cockney rhyming slang "
he's Martin Atkinson the referee for the Liverpool Man u game tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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virgin |
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He loves to kick a magnum in a seductive way while looking in the mirror |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
Merseyside |
"virgin"
man utd fan from Manchester |
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Is a woman pretending to be a man. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Doesn't shower or wash his bits |
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"Doesn't shower or wash his bits "
Doesn't have legs to die for... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a part in game of thrones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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makes handbags |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has 24 sugars in tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Collects used chewing gum
Has quite an extensive collection of it too might I add |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Sniffs smelly feet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Makes holes in condoms  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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has lockjaw |
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Is medically allergic to penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wears a girdle |
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"wears a girdle "
It's supposed to be a lie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"wears a girdle
It's supposed to be a lie damn "
Is a Transvestite |
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Eats oranges without peeling them..... |
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"Eats oranges without peeling them....."
Is the 1996 UK wheelbarrow race champion |
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Still gets confused between the two Newcastles..... |
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"Still gets confused between the two Newcastles....."
Was raised by gypsies after being found on the side of the road in an empty beer crate |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"He looks good "
Gets easily confused. He thinks he's a towel rail. |
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"He looks good "
Once superglued his clock to a ladie's neck |
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"He looks good
Once superglued his clock to a ladie's neck"
Loves putting a tiny lead on his pet frog and taking it for a "walk" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is a alien really |
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He claims to not look like Quasimodo |
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"He claims to not look like Quasimodo "
Whispers once played centre forward for Barnsley |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Represented Great Britain in the 2012 Winter Olympics in bobsled |
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Is in the process of carrying out a hit on Boris Johnson... |
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"Is in the process of carrying out a hit on Boris Johnson..."
he ordered it to happen |
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Thought pubic hair, was bugs bunnies cousin |
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"Can breakdance"
Actually transitioning into a beautiful butterfly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can breakdance
Actually transitioning into a beautiful butterfly."
Has noodles for arms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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transparentcubs |
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Collects ex-lovers' toenail clippings. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Collects ex-lovers' toenail clippings. "
Never |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Collects ex-lovers' toenail clippings.
Never "
Shines shoes for a living |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is batman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had awful legs |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Had awful legs"
Is really a bitch. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Has sand in their ass |
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Flew to the moon with nothing but a sheep for company |
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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago
louth, Ireland |
"Can fly"
Goes skinny dipping in the tent every tuesday night |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Drinks cum from a boot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drinks cum from a boot "
sucks but wont swallow;) |
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"Drinks cum from a boot
sucks but wont swallow;)"
Draws on his own eyebrows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drinks cum from a boot
sucks but wont swallow;)
Draws on his own eyebrows"
how did you know!? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Has a micro penis
Lies! "
Can Vogue. |
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Taught Michael Jackson to moonwalk |
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"Has a micro penis
Lies!
Can Vogue."
Can whistle whilst giving a BJ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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omg looks so bad on her knees |
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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago
louth, Ireland |
"omg looks so bad on her knees"
Shaves his pubes into a mohican |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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uses a bicycle pump to blow them babies up |
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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago
louth, Ireland |
"uses a bicycle pump to blow them babies up "
that's a good one |
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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago
louth, Ireland |
"Has a micro penis"
Has a tail like a fox |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she is used by the navy as a floatation device |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dyes his hair red and makes his own dresses |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Dyes his hair red and makes his own dresses "
Doesn't wash his gonads |
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"Dyes his hair red and makes his own dresses
Doesn't wash his gonads"
Transgirl is the proud owner of a double headed penis! Tricky when having a pee - but great for dp! |
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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago
louth, Ireland |
"Dyes his hair red and makes his own dresses
Doesn't wash his gonads
Transgirl is the proud owner of a double headed penis! Tricky when having a pee - but great for dp! "
At Christmas hangs tinsel off her nipples and pretends to be a xmas tree |
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"Dyes his hair red and makes his own dresses
Doesn't wash his gonads
Transgirl is the proud owner of a double headed penis! Tricky when having a pee - but great for dp! "
Bum is an actual peach |
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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago
louth, Ireland |
"Dyes his hair red and makes his own dresses
Doesn't wash his gonads
Transgirl is the proud owner of a double headed penis! Tricky when having a pee - but great for dp!
Bum is an actual peach"
Is actually only 4ft, he has to walk on stilts to look taller |
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"Dyes his hair red and makes his own dresses
Doesn't wash his gonads
Transgirl is the proud owner of a double headed penis! Tricky when having a pee - but great for dp!
Bum is an actual peach
Is actually only 4ft, he has to walk on stilts to look taller"
Shit, I thought I'd hid them
Doesnt need car airbags |
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