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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!
They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!
Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx"
Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it! |
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Demanding a shower prior to a meet?! Are they all suffering from OCD or something?! Next they’ll be asking for you to remove your socks - which flies entirely against ones basic civil rights! Damn them!  |
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"Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!
They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!
Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!"
I'm afraid there are so many men on here chasing the same woman or couples.
I have not got a chance with all the young w/e guys on here I mainly just window shop now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Demanding a shower prior to a meet?! Are they all suffering from OCD or something?! Next they’ll be asking for you to remove your socks - which flies entirely against ones basic civil rights! Damn them! "
They don't even consider the fact I can't take my socks off! They've been on for long they're stuck to my feet! Typical women and couples! |
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If porn's taught us anything a man should never remove his socks and a woman should never have the money for pizza she ordered. Sheesh, why bother watching these documentaries if we're not going to learn from them!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If porn's taught us anything a man should never remove his socks and a woman should never have the money for pizza she ordered. Sheesh, why bother watching these documentaries if we're not going to learn from them! "
This guy gets it! See, ladies? This is the sort of logical attitude you should all show! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx
Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!"
Is that what you call your rubber duckie or you cock...please clarify xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx
Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!
Is that what you call your rubber duckie or you cock...please clarify xxx"
Mr Quackles is clearly my rubber duck! My cock has the far more sensible name of Tyrannosaurus cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!
They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!
Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!"
Jeez, shocking, there's no pleasing some folk!!  |
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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere |
"Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!
They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!
Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!"
Well at least you don’t have to brush your teeth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!
They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!
Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!
Well at least you don’t have to brush your teeth "
Teeth? Teeth?! Some of them nameless ingrates DO ask for brushed teeth. Apparently a quick mouthwash of whiskey once a month isn't enough for their high standards! |
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"Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!
They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!
Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!
Well at least you don’t have to brush your teeth
Teeth? Teeth?! Some of them nameless ingrates DO ask for brushed teeth. Apparently a quick mouthwash of whiskey once a month isn't enough for their high standards!"
Just take them out and gum them off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!
They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!
Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!"
Unreasonable couple/woman here. The bar is set very high |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I see I'm not alone in my views! What next? Women will expect me NOT to reuse the same condom over and over? It's my lucky condom! I've had it for years! After a rinse, it's as good as new! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naming no names of course. But I'm so sick of some women and couples on here!
They expect messages, pics, verifications, sanity! The list goes on and on. I'm even supposed to shower before a meet!
Oh and don't get me started on expectations. It's supposed to last longer than 5 minutes?! Do they think I'm a machine?! And the ladies selfishly want to cum too?!
Unreasonable couple/woman here. The bar is set very high "
Oh P.S.
Candidates have to have a proven continuous performance of 6 hrs + |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx
Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!"
Have you told him you're on here? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx
Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!
Have you told him you're on here? "
I am not here to drag Mr Quackles into this! He's been through enough! |
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By *rMrs_CCouple
over a year ago
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Next these couples will be asking for a bit of foreplay to get it moist down there. I mean, surely it's a straight stab in dry as a bone approach for us normal people...right??
Bloody ridiculous isn't it??
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"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx
Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!
Is that what you call your rubber duckie or you cock...please clarify xxx
Mr Quackles is clearly my rubber duck! My cock has the far more sensible name of Tyrannosaurus cock."
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"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx
Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!
Is that what you call your rubber duckie or you cock...please clarify xxx
Mr Quackles is clearly my rubber duck! My cock has the far more sensible name of Tyrannosaurus cock."
Lol!!! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now come on OP, admit the only reason you don't want to shower is because you,d rather have a bath and play with your rubber duckie xx
Mr Quackles has nothing to do with this! You keep him out of it!
Is that what you call your rubber duckie or you cock...please clarify xxx
Mr Quackles is clearly my rubber duck! My cock has the far more sensible name of Tyrannosaurus cock.
Lol!!! X "
Typical woman! Mocking a sensible stud of a man when he's saying sensible things! |
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