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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I watched a film called The Idiots by Lars Von Tier
Only really watched it because it has graphic sex scenes
But oh my god, what a truly bad film
Even the sex scenes were pretty bad tbh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?
I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels. "
Titanic 2
Easily the worst.
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"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?
I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.
Titanic 2
Easily the worst.
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Titanic 2 ?? How is that even possible  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?
I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.
Titanic 2
Easily the worst.
Titanic 2 ?? How is that even possible "
Was on Netflix watched it for a laugh.
They rebuild the titanic and the same kinda thing happens basically, except the effects look like they were done on an Atari ST |
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"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?
I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.
Titanic 2
Easily the worst.
Titanic 2 ?? How is that even possible
Was on Netflix watched it for a laugh.
They rebuild the titanic and the same kinda thing happens basically, except the effects look like they were done on an Atari ST "
I genuinely thought you were taking the piss with that title, and lol'd. Didn't realise it was an actual film.... |
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"Titanic, grossly over rated and hyped."
I watched Titanic when it came out and I thought it was awful. I watched again a couple of of years ago and it struck me as not quite as bad as I first thought. Nevertheless, it's still pants. |
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"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?
I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.
Titanic 2
Easily the worst.
Titanic 2 ?? How is that even possible
Was on Netflix watched it for a laugh.
They rebuild the titanic and the same kinda thing happens basically, except the effects look like they were done on an Atari ST "
That's just fucking ridiculous. What a waste of time and money  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?
I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.
Titanic 2
Easily the worst.
Titanic 2 ?? How is that even possible
Was on Netflix watched it for a laugh.
They rebuild the titanic and the same kinda thing happens basically, except the effects look like they were done on an Atari ST That's just fucking ridiculous. What a waste of time and money "
Was made for $500,000 so not THAT much money |
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"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?
I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.
Titanic 2
Easily the worst.
Titanic 2 ?? How is that even possible
Was on Netflix watched it for a laugh.
They rebuild the titanic and the same kinda thing happens basically, except the effects look like they were done on an Atari ST That's just fucking ridiculous. What a waste of time and money
Was made for $500,000 so not THAT much money"
Still . Why bother?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd say the Human Centipede movies. God knows why I thought it was a good idea to watch them! I can't believe people actually filmed them. "
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Many (hell, make that MOST!) of the movies by prolific Spanish director, Jess Franco.
Utterly sleep inducing, hugely muddled and generally awfully made movies of the very worst order.
(There was often copious nudity in them however in his defense...)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Titanic, grossly over rated and hyped."
Two stories in one.
The sinking. Very good.
Jack and Rose. Excruciating.
He made the English and crew of p my hometown Southampton look very bad.
People were segregated by class largely as on arrival in the US they went into quarantine. TB etc. US regulations. Not British snobbery.
Also Irish built? The architect yes, but the ship workers of Belfast identified as British.
Rose? Spoilt. And as an old lady throwing a valuable diamond into the sea? She had a great life. That bauble could have given the poor one too. She was the film's real villain. |
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I tried to watch that London has Fallen once. It was cringe from the start. I rarely get time to sit down and watch anything. To that end I rarely even know what there is out there to watch and it just came up on my smart TV as a suggestion to watch. I foolishly gave it 30 minutes to see if I would take to it. Sadly its 30 minutes I'm never getting back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've watched many many truly awful films (so I could add them to the shit list) but the worst by far has to be Freddy got fingered.
Maddest film I've ever watched.  |
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By *ullpa72Man
over a year ago
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Love story !!!first film I ever took a girl to see .she brought her "friend',who not only did I have to pay for but she sat between us !! Blooming boring film but the Few times I have heard it mentioned I always think if her |
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By *rimtonMan
over a year ago
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"Titanic, grossly over rated and hyped."
Thing is, the film pretty much tells the story of exactly what actually happened.
It’s not made up, it shows how over a thousand people died in one night. Caged passengers, guns on deck, the band playing, that water.
It should really be classed as a horror film
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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beer fest England team ran out with union jack and Scotland team with there own flag little things like not using st George flag as England get my nervous just total shit film |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind had to turn it off after 10 - 15 minutes because I couldn’t be arsed with it anymore"
You and I can never be friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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That would be the original Rocky film. A woman my wife used to work with back then raved about it so we went to see it, couldn't understand a word Stallone said, turned out the wife's friend just fancied Stallone,she wasn't bothered about the plot or the dialogue. |
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"Easy.
Dude Wheres My Car .
It was that shit I had to watch it all just to see if it could get worse .
It did .
Did the Dude not find his car?"
Oh you're right.. Except this
"Aaaaaaaand then" 
https://youtu.be/oqwzuiSy9y0 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?
I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels. "
Sat through the first two with my ex, couldn't do the third. I did try, believe me, but no. Just no. |
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"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?
I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.
Sat through the first two with my ex, couldn't do the third. I did try, believe me, but no. Just no."
Funnily enough it was my ex that made me go to see them too, think that explains why she is my ex now |
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"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?
I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.
Sat through the first two with my ex, couldn't do the third. I did try, believe me, but no. Just no."
Ha ha - You had a fortuitous escape there; I watched it until the very end.....in a trance like state of disbelief and transfixed horror. It really was bad  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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The worst ever has to be the film of the classic children's book Where The Wild Things Are - took my daughter when it came out and even she hated it - was absolute drivel, boring and with the brattiest kid ever in the lead role.
Other contenders would be:
Carlito's Way (Pacino)
A Civil Action (Travolta)
The Lord Of The Rings
All of them bored me stupid and the Travolta one I nodded off it was that bad |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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Oh and I'll probably be shot for this but two I switched off on DVD after about 30 minutes
Deadpool - just didn't get it at all, the whole lame jokes to camera thing did nothing for me.
Grimsby - just puerile |
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Actually this one was pretty good in a really awful way 
"The stink of flesh" got to be the best worst zombie film I've ever seen. Crossover between zombie apocalypse, the swinging lifestyle when 99% of fab are dead, and an illustration of how important proper fastening of restraints are when your partner is decomposing but still bitey. |
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"Actually this one was pretty good in a really awful way
"The stink of flesh" got to be the best worst zombie film I've ever seen. Crossover between zombie apocalypse, the swinging lifestyle when 99% of fab are dead, and an illustration of how important proper fastening of restraints are when your partner is decomposing but still bitey."
I remember that one - the guy has the zombie sex slave chained up in his shed and the hero likes to spar fisticuffs style with zombies to let off steam. Yes, that was a weird one |
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Has anyone watched the movie, Monsturd?
I would say it was shit but that is the exact point of the movie, boasting as it does a serial killer giant turd as the antagonist.
It’s actually quite a hoot if your in the right frame of mind  |
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"Anything with Tom cruise
Agree but surely not Vanilla Sky, now that's a film!
Haven't seen it"
Don't bother, just watch the Spanish original 'Open Your Eyes'- much better without the usual Hollywood dumbing down and guff for the Septics to be able to watch it |
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"Following yesterday's "what was your first film" then today is "what was the worst film" you ever saw?
I'll start with 50 Shades of Grey, truly dreadful on so many levels.
Titanic 2
Easily the worst.
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Titanic 2...one look at the cast should have told you what to expect |
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"I'd say the Human Centipede movies. God knows why I thought it was a good idea to watch them! I can't believe people actually filmed them.
I agree"
Someone gave me the summary. I wish my imagination wasn’t as good as it is. |
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