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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s like battenburg cake where the answer is ‘3’ and ‘1 minute’.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

And similar also in that people usually exaggerate how many inches have layed; ‘We’ve had two foot of snow here!’ (Which invariably translates as all of about two inches)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last."

And sometimes there's pee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And these children that you spit on

As they try to change their worlds

Are immune to your consultations.

They're quite aware of what they're going through.

David Bowie

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

Sex is like bridge. You need a good partner or good hand.

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