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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With you there, my son cooked a meal a few years ago, didn't wash the cauliflower, yep.....slugs!"
I don't really bother with home grown cabbage now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crumbs in bed.....
You ate the bed..?"
No my  had been eating cake,
in bed, I mean who the fuck does that...!!!! ..... just rude when there's cock available..... |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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A few years ago one of my friends was eating a portion of mussels and she cracked one open find a baby crab inside it. She was really upset by it, I couldn't understand why she was bothered by getting an extra bit of free seafood inside her seafood. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A few years ago one of my friends was eating a portion of mussels and she cracked one open find a baby crab inside it. She was really upset by it, I couldn't understand why she was bothered by getting an extra bit of free seafood inside her seafood."
As a fishmonger we often find small crabs in a fish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a wallet full of money.......... ran after the guy miles in front......... not even a thank you, absolutely chocka with notes!! 
In your food??? 
How very odd..."
food? lol you in another thread  |
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"...in your food that shouldn't have been there.
a dollop of sperm
Chef special?
Oh yes. I don't mind a bit of sperm on my strawberries to be honest. "
Fancy coming to see the tennis at Wimbledon with me next year?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was tricked once by a supermarket where a bagel was posing as a real bread roll.
It ruined a chicken mayo salad.
Since then, I call bagels the 'devils arsehole' |
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