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Is there anybody in this fine world of ours that does not like Jaffa cakes.
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"I do like them until I’ve scoffed the whole pack and feel sick...
I'm the same, why on earth do I always eat the lot
Same, this why I don't buy the twinpack  "
One becomes two, two becomes three, before you know it, it’s a 4 packs a day habit you’ve got. |
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By *ensualMan
over a year ago
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The idea of combining chocolate with orange (two flavours that work pergectly well separately) was certainly the personal idea of Satan. Jaffa cakes and Terry's chocolate orange eggs are used to punish people In the third level of Hell! ?? |
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"I do like them until I’ve scoffed the whole pack and feel sick...
I'm the same, why on earth do I always eat the lot
Same, this why I don't buy the twinpack "
Ha!! Me too  |
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"The idea of combining chocolate with orange (two flavours that work pergectly well separately) was certainly the personal idea of Satan. Jaffa cakes and Terry's chocolate orange eggs are used to punish people In the third level of Hell! ??"
Finally, someone with the same view on those 2 flavours as me! |
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"The idea of combining chocolate with orange (two flavours that work pergectly well separately) was certainly the personal idea of Satan. Jaffa cakes and Terry's chocolate orange eggs are used to punish people In the third level of Hell! ??
Finally, someone with the same view on those 2 flavours as me!"
You’re both wrong, sorry it’s fact, what you say is fake news. |
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"The idea of combining chocolate with orange (two flavours that work pergectly well separately) was certainly the personal idea of Satan. Jaffa cakes and Terry's chocolate orange eggs are used to punish people In the third level of Hell! ??
Finally, someone with the same view on those 2 flavours as me!
You’re both wrong, sorry it’s fact, what you say is fake news. "
Naaa it was a cock up in the kitchen that shouldn't have happened  |
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By *ensualMan
over a year ago
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"The idea of combining chocolate with orange (two flavours that work pergectly well separately) was certainly the personal idea of Satan. Jaffa cakes and Terry's chocolate orange eggs are used to punish people In the third level of Hell! ??
Finally, someone with the same view on those 2 flavours as me!
You’re both wrong, sorry it’s fact, what you say is fake news.
Naaa it was a cock up in the kitchen that shouldn't have happened "
Caused by Satan  |
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"Ahhh....but are they a cake or really a biscuit - that is the eternal question....."
This question, according to Stephen Fry, came up with customs and excise. Biscuits are subject to VAT. Cakes aren't. Apparently they baked a huge jaffa cake and pointed out that biscuits go soft and cakes go hard (oo er) when they're stale. So no VAT on jaffa cakes... |
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"Ahhh....but are they a cake or really a biscuit - that is the eternal question....."
Ahem... they are quite obviously a cake.
Biscuits go soft when stale, cakes go hard. Jaffa cakes go hard - ergo - theyre cakes.
Proven in court, don'cha know? Thats why theres no VAT on 'em either
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"Ahhh....but are they a cake or really a biscuit - that is the eternal question.....
Ahem... they are quite obviously a cake.
Biscuits go soft when stale, cakes go hard. Jaffa cakes go hard - ergo - theyre cakes.
Proven in court, don'cha know? Thats why theres no VAT on 'em either
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Ha. Snap. Great minds.... |
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"Ahhh....but are they a cake or really a biscuit - that is the eternal question.....
Ahem... they are quite obviously a cake.
Biscuits go soft when stale, cakes go hard. Jaffa cakes go hard - ergo - theyre cakes.
Proven in court, don'cha know? Thats why theres no VAT on 'em either
Ha. Snap. Great minds.... "
Lol D'oh! You got there before me! (Something many women have said to me .
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"What are they?"
They are a biscuit sized cake or biscuit depending on your point of view (there was a court case over the vat)
Basically they are the size of a biscuit with 3 layers.. Sponge base, orangey jam, chocolate topping. |
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"The idea of combining chocolate with orange (two flavours that work pergectly well separately) was certainly the personal idea of Satan. Jaffa cakes and Terry's chocolate orange eggs are used to punish people In the third level of Hell! ??
Finally, someone with the same view on those 2 flavours as me!
You’re both wrong, sorry it’s fact, what you say is fake news.
Naaa it was a cock up in the kitchen that shouldn't have happened
Caused by Satan "
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"The idea of combining chocolate with orange (two flavours that work pergectly well separately) was certainly the personal idea of Satan. Jaffa cakes and Terry's chocolate orange eggs are used to punish people In the third level of Hell! ??
Finally, someone with the same view on those 2 flavours as me!
You’re both wrong, sorry it’s fact, what you say is fake news.
Naaa it was a cock up in the kitchen that shouldn't have happened
Caused by Satan
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Theres something wrong with you people! The only thing nicer than chocolate oranges or jaffa cakes are orange m
Matchmakers and MAYBE Fry's orange cream! |
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By *ensualMan
over a year ago
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"The idea of combining chocolate with orange (two flavours that work pergectly well separately) was certainly the personal idea of Satan. Jaffa cakes and Terry's chocolate orange eggs are used to punish people In the third level of Hell! ??
Finally, someone with the same view on those 2 flavours as me!
You’re both wrong, sorry it’s fact, what you say is fake news.
Naaa it was a cock up in the kitchen that shouldn't have happened
Caused by Satan
Theres something wrong with you people! The only thing nicer than chocolate oranges or jaffa cakes are orange m
Matchmakers and MAYBE Fry's orange cream! "
Makes the sign of the cross! |
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"Lift the chocolate off with my tongue, followed by the orangey bit, then the cake. Mmmmm only way to eat a jaffa 
Filthy animal.. "
What  more fun than just diving in and just Chomping at it. Lasts longer too |
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"Lift the chocolate off with my tongue, followed by the orangey bit, then the cake. Mmmmm only way to eat a jaffa
Filthy animal..
What more fun than just diving in and just Chomping at it. Lasts longer too "
You can have my share.. I’ll just watch you eat them. |
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"Lift the chocolate off with my tongue, followed by the orangey bit, then the cake. Mmmmm only way to eat a jaffa
Filthy animal..
What more fun than just diving in and just Chomping at it. Lasts longer too
You can have my share.. I’ll just watch you eat them. "
Haha, I don't imagine that would be a pretty sight |
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