Two vintage arse cheeks for sale. Complete with slightly faded welts and bruises but with plenty more life in them. Only available to experienced handlers, proof will be needed before sale goes ahead. P.o.a.

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lfg 55 monk for farming

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

For Sale: A half used tube of Hemorrhoids cream. One previous, very careful and steady handed owner (and I wiped the top just to make doubly sure)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Proof readers watned. Must be able to smell.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South

Balls need emptying? I have the perfect receptacle.

Message for sordid details.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Packet of 5 used condoms - £3.50

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gold Sequinned ballet shoes for sale. Size 15

Offers

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Snogging lessons given £10 per hour.

I know it’s not much, but it’s all I can afford

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wanted: A woman with warm hands - my nuts are bloody freezing here!

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