" 6 years ago today I lost my mam and feeling sorry for myself. Can someone cheer me up?. story (naughty or just funny) or a joke please?"
I’m very sorry to hear of your sad loss.
A joke to lift your spirits though:
I went to the doctors with hearing problems the other day.
He said to me, ‘Can u describe the symptoms?’
I said, ‘Yes, Homer’s a fat geezer and Marge has blue hair.’
(Groan! I know)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" 6 years ago today I lost my mam and feeling sorry for myself. Can someone cheer me up?. story (naughty or just funny) or a joke please?
I’m very sorry to hear of your sad loss.
A joke to lift your spirits though:
I went to the doctors with hearing problems the other day.
He said to me, ‘Can u describe the symptoms?’
I said, ‘Yes, Homer’s a fat geezer and Marge has blue hair.’
(Groan! I know) "
Love it thank you. |
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A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drink driving. He proceeds to open the drivers door and the driver falls out, face first onto the pavement.
‘Holy shit, you’re so d*unk, you can’t even walk!’ Exclaims the cop.
The d*unk says, ‘That’s why I took my car!’ |
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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago
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A Florida man was arrested for tranquilizing alligators in the Everglades and rapi ng them.
57-year-old Shawn Kilums, who was high on crystal meth, claimed he was possessed by the late Steve Irwin.
Bollocks.
Irwin was fucked by a stingray. |
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"A Florida man was arrested for tranquilizing alligators in the Everglades and rapi ng them.
57-year-old Shawn Kilums, who was high on crystal meth, claimed he was possessed by the late Steve Irwin.
Bollocks.
Irwin was fucked by a stingray."
Shocking!! But funny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bought some shoes today from a dealer,don't know what he laced them.with ,but I've been tripping all day
Sending you hugs today and hope you get through it ok x
Miss"
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