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By *urning the kink OP Man over a year ago

bristol

Friend of mine has got something hard but delicate stuck in his vacuum nozzle

Phone for an ambulance or go to the tool shed ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fire service

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Tool shed

A good hard rod rammed down from the other end should clear it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Friend of mine has got something hard but delicate stuck in his vacuum nozzle

Phone for an ambulance or go to the tool shed ?

Baby oil?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

If you came at him with a great big saw he would soon go floppy & the nozzle will drop right off

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Friend of mine has got something hard but delicate stuck in his vacuum nozzle

Phone for an ambulance or go to the tool shed ?

Wait for it to go soft you clown!

I mean tell your friend.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bring him to my workshop, I get the angle grinder out ready

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

He he - First pick up - I mean, tell your friend to pick up the hoover then take it to the bathroom and lather up some soap with your oth - erm...your friends other hand.

Now rub it around the area where the vacuum is stuck to you. Your friend I mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask Google assistance

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Good fingering

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Friend of mine has got something hard but delicate stuck in his vacuum nozzle

Phone for an ambulance or go to the tool shed ?

Fuck that, grab your phone and take a photo.

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Hard but delicate eh? Hmmm.... well switch the vacuum off for starters....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's a sucker for punishment. Hope it wasn't a Dyson lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My OH was telling me to play that game last week.......

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By *linyMan over a year ago

Manchester/London

Turn on the vacuum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this 'friend' you? Lol.

A bag of frozen peas might do the trick....

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By *urning the kink OP Man over a year ago

bristol

"He's a sucker for punishment. Hope it wasn't a Dyson lol "

No dysons haven't the power of a little Henry so my friend said

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