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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Shameless thread seeking endless sympathy and someone to burrito me in blankets and feed me. Please and thank you. "
Damn. And I was gonna offer to snuggle up to you and make you feel better with affectionate kisses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am not far from you if you need some chicken soup, you know the universal chicken soup that is best for any ailment, even a broken leg is made better with chicken soup lol x |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I am not far from you if you need some chicken soup, you know the universal chicken soup that is best for any ailment, even a broken leg is made better with chicken soup lol x"
I'm laughing at someone pouring chicken soup on a broken leg now. Unfortunately I'm vegetarian. Seems I can't have the only cure and will be forced to whither away and die. |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Can you wait until December? I'll sort you out then  "
I kind of hope to be better by then but December is cold round these parts so I may still appreciate the blanket and I'll never turn down being fed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reminds me of that scary movie moment when he roll her up like a joint in duvet and threw her out the window
Charming!"
Sorry, can offer to feed you chocolate though! |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Reminds me of that scary movie moment when he roll her up like a joint in duvet and threw her out the window
Charming!
Sorry, can offer to feed you chocolate though!"
Is this before or after throwing me from a window? |
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"Can you wait until December? I'll sort you out then
I kind of hope to be better by then but December is cold round these parts so I may still appreciate the blanket and I'll never turn down being fed!"
 I'll have two body heaters, a duvet, and some entertainment on hand then |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming 
Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.
Women can get man flu, just men suffer more "
Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours. |
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"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming
Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.
Women can get man flu, just men suffer more
Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours."
It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!
Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reminds me of that scary movie moment when he roll her up like a joint in duvet and threw her out the window
Charming!
Sorry, can offer to feed you chocolate though!
Is this before or after throwing me from a window?"
That depends if you sneeze on me or not  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I can't cook for you but I'll play a little melody for you  .
I've been poorly too!  I want to comfort eat away the sick because that's how it works isn't it? "
I appreciate the sympathy violining.
Feed a cold and starve the flu isn't it? Or is it the other way? I've decided I have whichever one you feed anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Massive sympathy from these parts
Hot Whiskey, lemon and honey with cloves
It should work for your throat
And if it doesn’t just drink the whiskey and you won’t care how you feel after a few
Smooches x |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Can you wait until December? I'll sort you out then
I kind of hope to be better by then but December is cold round these parts so I may still appreciate the blanket and I'll never turn down being fed!
I'll have two body heaters, a duvet, and some entertainment on hand then"
Woo! Blanket forts! |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming
Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.
Women can get man flu, just men suffer more
Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.
It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!
Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it? "
 was it one for a heavy flow too? |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Reminds me of that scary movie moment when he roll her up like a joint in duvet and threw her out the window
Charming!
Sorry, can offer to feed you chocolate though!
Is this before or after throwing me from a window?
That depends if you sneeze on me or not "
Nah I'll just wipe my nose on you. |
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"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming
Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.
Women can get man flu, just men suffer more
Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.
It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!
Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?
was it one for a heavy flow too?"
Erm ... maybe 
I didn't know they expanded that much ... had to hold myself in the door frame whilst Red pulled on the string
I'm sharing far too much information here ... |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Massive sympathy from these parts
Hot Whiskey, lemon and honey with cloves
It should work for your throat
And if it doesn’t just drink the whiskey and you won’t care how you feel after a few
Smooches x"
I've had that suggested to me before. I was never advised to drink whisky when ill until I joined fab! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reminds me of that scary movie moment when he roll her up like a joint in duvet and threw her out the window
Charming!
Sorry, can offer to feed you chocolate though!
Is this before or after throwing me from a window?
That depends if you sneeze on me or not
Nah I'll just wipe my nose on you."
Plot twist, that's my favourite fetish right after fart porn  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Same here - I worked through a cold all week but it finally caught up with me over the weekend  "
Big hugs! I fought my way through being ill at uni and ended up with pneumonia so it's not worth it! |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming
Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.
Women can get man flu, just men suffer more
Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.
It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!
Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?
was it one for a heavy flow too?
Erm ... maybe
I didn't know they expanded that much ... had to hold myself in the door frame whilst Red pulled on the string
I'm sharing far too much information here ... "
Did you go off like a party popper? |
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"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming
Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.
Women can get man flu, just men suffer more
Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.
It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!
Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?
was it one for a heavy flow too?
Erm ... maybe
I didn't know they expanded that much ... had to hold myself in the door frame whilst Red pulled on the string
I'm sharing far too much information here ...
Did you go off like a party popper?"
Was that your face I saw in the window??? |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Reminds me of that scary movie moment when he roll her up like a joint in duvet and threw her out the window
Charming!
Sorry, can offer to feed you chocolate though!
Is this before or after throwing me from a window?
That depends if you sneeze on me or not
Nah I'll just wipe my nose on you.
Plot twist, that's my favourite fetish right after fart porn "
Stop using me for my snot |
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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago
Sandwich |
"Massive sympathy from these parts
Hot Whiskey, lemon and honey with cloves
It should work for your throat
And if it doesn’t just drink the whiskey and you won’t care how you feel after a few
Smooches x
I've had that suggested to me before. I was never advised to drink whisky when ill until I joined fab!"
Add some paracetamol and that’s about the best you will feel until better. I have just recovered from similar so I feel your pain. Hope it doesn’t last too long x |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming
Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.
Women can get man flu, just men suffer more
Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.
It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!
Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?
was it one for a heavy flow too?
Erm ... maybe
I didn't know they expanded that much ... had to hold myself in the door frame whilst Red pulled on the string
I'm sharing far too much information here ...
Did you go off like a party popper?
Was that your face I saw in the window??? "
I was just passing through I swear |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Shameless thread seeking endless sympathy and someone to burrito me in blankets and feed me. Please and thank you.
Suck it up and grow a set Lacey, it's a bit of a sniffle I bet....  
Meany! I'm shivering with a fever and my throat feels like I've swallowed broken glass. Hope you feel bad now! 
....you think I have feelings....if of thought you known me better than that...I don't own any of them Lacey...here's a tissue for your issue...  "
I don't want your crusty wank rags jizzy |
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"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming
Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.
Women can get man flu, just men suffer more
Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.
It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!
Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?
was it one for a heavy flow too?
Erm ... maybe
I didn't know they expanded that much ... had to hold myself in the door frame whilst Red pulled on the string
I'm sharing far too much information here ...
Did you go off like a party popper?
Was that your face I saw in the window???
I was just passing through I swear "
Knock on the door next time, we'll let you in ... get rid of your germinations first though |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Massive sympathy from these parts
Hot Whiskey, lemon and honey with cloves
It should work for your throat
And if it doesn’t just drink the whiskey and you won’t care how you feel after a few
Smooches x
I've had that suggested to me before. I was never advised to drink whisky when ill until I joined fab!
Add some paracetamol and that’s about the best you will feel until better. I have just recovered from similar so I feel your pain. Hope it doesn’t last too long x"
Thank you. Appreciate it  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming
Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.
Women can get man flu, just men suffer more
Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.
It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!
Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?
was it one for a heavy flow too?
Erm ... maybe
I didn't know they expanded that much ... had to hold myself in the door frame whilst Red pulled on the string
I'm sharing far too much information here ...
Did you go off like a party popper?
Was that your face I saw in the window???
I was just passing through I swear
Knock on the door next time, we'll let you in ... get rid of your germinations first though "
But sharing is caring! |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Shameless thread seeking endless sympathy and someone to burrito me in blankets and feed me. Please and thank you.
Suck it up and grow a set Lacey, it's a bit of a sniffle I bet....
Meany! I'm shivering with a fever and my throat feels like I've swallowed broken glass. Hope you feel bad now!
....you think I have feelings....if of thought you known me better than that...I don't own any of them Lacey...here's a tissue for your issue...
I don't want your crusty wank rags jizzy
....I prefer to use a nice freshly washed sock....help a out the environment with less wastage as I can was and reuse!!! "
Nice to know you're doing your bit |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I sound like I smoke 40 a day at the moment. It’s rubbish.
I would just eat something comforting, take two paracetamol and drink plenty of fluids.
You could look at nakedness it might help "
Agreed. Anyone wants to donate any sexiness to the cause? |
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"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming
Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.
Women can get man flu, just men suffer more
Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.
It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!
Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?
was it one for a heavy flow too?
Erm ... maybe
I didn't know they expanded that much ... had to hold myself in the door frame whilst Red pulled on the string
I'm sharing far too much information here ...
Did you go off like a party popper?
Was that your face I saw in the window???
I was just passing through I swear
Knock on the door next time, we'll let you in ... get rid of your germinations first though
But sharing is caring!"
Hmmm sharing of bodily fluids? |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Buck upthat was mean cos im sulking get well soon
What you sulking over?offered an awesome job then had it taken away last min"
Ouch! Well shows you're getting good offers! Next time it'll be yours! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buck upthat was mean cos im sulking get well soon
What you sulking over?offered an awesome job then had it taken away last min
Ouch! Well shows you're getting good offers! Next time it'll be yours!"
yep cos next time il bring a bat |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Buck upthat was mean cos im sulking get well soon
What you sulking over?offered an awesome job then had it taken away last min
Ouch! Well shows you're getting good offers! Next time it'll be yours!yep cos next time il bring a bat "
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"Same here - I worked through a cold all week but it finally caught up with me over the weekend
Big hugs! I fought my way through being ill at uni and ended up with pneumonia so it's not worth it!"
Thank you x you too! |
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