I know ‘Lord of Orgasms’ will be here any minute to say all I ever post about is going for a s**t but you know what. It’s probably true.
So basically I wanted to go last night. And lined the toilet with paper, then my daughter ran in before me and said ‘whys there loads of paper down the toilet’
Does anyone else do this or am I being weird??
‘Paper liner’ or ‘going bare’??  |
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"I know ‘Lord of Orgasms’ will be here any minute to say all I ever post about is going for a s**t but you know what. It’s probably true.
So basically I wanted to go last night. And lined the toilet with paper, then my daughter ran in before me and said ‘whys there loads of paper down the toilet’
Does anyone else do this or am I being weird??
‘Paper liner’ or ‘going bare’?? "
Not weird at all , I regularly have a shit on the Guardian  |
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At home, bare!
Public toilets, I hover. I don’t shit in public toilets if I can help it. if I have to, I’m probably in danger of wiping out a few trees with all the toilet roll I’d use to cover the seat. |
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"Does anyone else do this or am I being weird??
Yep, you are weird
Seems I have found my tribe of fellow ‘liners’ though lol "
The main question is though, is that I assume you contributed to Queenys toilet roll threads ? |
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"Does anyone else do this or am I being weird??
Yep, you are weird
Seems I have found my tribe of fellow ‘liners’ though lol The main question is though, is that I assume you contributed to Queenys toilet roll threads ? "
Not seen. Will look |
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"Not at home but in public everything is lined and covered
And I squat....never actually touch the lavvy.
Even at home? You must have some right abs! "
Sometimes ...good to squeeze in a workout when you're squeezing one out! |
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"Does anyone else do this or am I being weird??
Yep, you are weird
Seems I have found my tribe of fellow ‘liners’ though lol The main question is though, is that I assume you contributed to Queenys toilet roll threads ?
Not seen. Will look "
They're weeks old now I'm afraid |
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"Why do you put loads of paper down the loo
I have no idea"
I only do that if I really really really have to go and someone would be able to hear me. Like a first holiday away with a guy. There'd be shower running, music on, paper down pan and strategic coughing . Least environmentally friendly poo ever! |
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"I know ‘Lord of Orgasms’ will be here any minute to say all I ever post about is going for a s**t but you know what. It’s probably true.
So basically I wanted to go last night. And lined the toilet with paper, then my daughter ran in before me and said ‘whys there loads of paper down the toilet’
Does anyone else do this or am I being weird??
‘Paper liner’ or ‘going bare’?? "
if anyone is in the house I also line the loo to mask the plop noise lol . So no you're not weird at all . |
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I do that to prevent splashback and noise, especially if I've put bleach down the toilet or the water is all blue from one of those bog bricks in the cistern! Definitely don't want chemical burns on my ricker  |
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I do in public bogs. Try not to use them but when you gotta go, you gotta go. Always line the seat and put some paper down the loo to prevent splashery and also to prevent anyone hearing your pebble pops.
Top tip: if you feel like there's going to be some embarrassing fartage as you squeeze, simply wait til someone uses the hand dryer before letting rip. Those loud Dyson blade ones are a bonus for this |
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In France to loos range from absolutely honking (many loos in towns) to the other end of the scale in loo cleanliness where the loo seat has plastic wrap on a dispenser so you can have a nice clean seat by pushing a button. |
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"Waste of paper
One Andrews loo wet wipe and done
NO wet wipe should be used for the “loo” even ones apparently sold for that purpose.. "
The Andrex ones are good, especially at work or abroad where the bumwad is like sandpaper always have a pack on me when I'm away on exercise as well for those "shovel recce" moments |
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