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over a year ago
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Freshly made strong tea and a snack.. being kept away from hands reach so i actually need to make a move.. preferably served by a man in nothing but the apron!  |
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"Verdi’s Dies Irae from his Requiem blasted in my ears at full decibels.
I’ll instantly wake bolt upright fully believing that the end times and Tribulations have commenced in earnest  "
This is stuff of nightmares!!! |
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"Verdi’s Dies Irae from his Requiem blasted in my ears at full decibels.
I’ll instantly wake bolt upright fully believing that the end times and Tribulations have commenced in earnest
This is stuff of nightmares!!! "
He he - I could have opted for Faure’s Requiem which is far gentler but I’m a really deep sleeper and don’t think it would manage to stir me from my slumber |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Verdi’s Dies Irae from his Requiem blasted in my ears at full decibels.
I’ll instantly wake bolt upright fully believing that the end times and Tribulations have commenced in earnest
This is stuff of nightmares!!!
He he - I could have opted for Faure’s Requiem which is far gentler but I’m a really deep sleeper and don’t think it would manage to stir me from my slumber "
Much gentler and far less disturbing!! |
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over a year ago
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"Is it fair to wake someone from a nap if you do it in a nice way?
How would you like to be woken? "
Oh I don't like to be woken unless I've asked to be at a certain time.
I love my naps. |
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"Is it fair to wake someone from a nap if you do it in a nice way?
How would you like to be woken? "
Of course it’s fair if you are “nice about it”
Just waking up to Holly’s smiling face is enough for me but if she has other ways to wake me up nicely, it’s Xmas cum early for me
LJ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid! 
Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap  
Yep much better than sex
I think I've forgotten how to do sex  "
me too |
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"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!
Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap
Yep much better than sex
I think I've forgotten how to do sex me too "
You should probably lower your prices on the dodgy snake oil then  |
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"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!
Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap
Yep much better than sex
I think I've forgotten how to do sex me too
You should probably lower your prices on the dodgy snake oil then "
It’s free of charge but the demand profile and export restrictions are making it difficult to purvey it effectively- I blame Brexit |
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"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!
Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap
Yep much better than sex
I think I've forgotten how to do sex me too
You should probably lower your prices on the dodgy snake oil then
I give it away free but no Fucker wants it  "
*sends a box of tissues |
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"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!
Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap
Yep much better than sex
I think I've forgotten how to do sex me too
You should probably lower your prices on the dodgy snake oil then
I give it away free but no Fucker wants it
*sends a box of tissues "
I corrected it. That wasn’t true. The problem is logistical rather than purely demand related.
Teleportation can’t come soon enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!
Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap
Yep much better than sex
I think I've forgotten how to do sex me too
You should probably lower your prices on the dodgy snake oil then
I give it away free but no Fucker wants it
*sends a box of tissues
I corrected it. That wasn’t true. The problem is logistical rather than purely demand related.
Teleportation can’t come soon enough "
Besides you don’t need tissues if it tastes of Skittles  |
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"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!
Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap
Yep much better than sex
I think I've forgotten how to do sex me too
You should probably lower your prices on the dodgy snake oil then
I give it away free but no Fucker wants it
*sends a box of tissues
I corrected it. That wasn’t true. The problem is logistical rather than purely demand related.
Teleportation can’t come soon enough
Besides you don’t need tissues if it tastes of Skittles "
Don't eat asparagus if you're into watersports
Anyway it's high time you got yer lazy arse to a social one day Doc  |
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"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!
Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap
Yep much better than sex
I think I've forgotten how to do sex me too
You should probably lower your prices on the dodgy snake oil then
I give it away free but no Fucker wants it
*sends a box of tissues
I corrected it. That wasn’t true. The problem is logistical rather than purely demand related.
Teleportation can’t come soon enough
Besides you don’t need tissues if it tastes of Skittles
Don't eat asparagus if you're into watersports
Anyway it's high time you got yer lazy arse to a social one day Doc "
I wouldn’t go to a social that would have me as a guest |
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"I wouldn’t go to a social that would have me as a guest
Even Groucho Marx can come up with better lines than you "
I find it very difficult to say anything original these days |
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over a year ago
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"I like to be gently stroked. "
Last time someone touched me while I was napping, they nearly got a black eye. I jumped and flung my arm out catching them on the back of the head |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I like to be gently stroked.
I know we were in the same room last weekend, but we never properly met? 
Elegantly Wasted - INXS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYTSkPi6v8w"
I was stood with you and a couple of others at one point Ace. We must try harder next time |
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By *abs..Woman
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"I like to be gently stroked.
Last time someone touched me while I was napping, they nearly got a black eye. I jumped and flung my arm out catching them on the back of the head "
I am talking stroking and not tickling. Tickle me and it’s a karate chop to the neck (not really, I’m a non violent person ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like to be gently stroked.
Last time someone touched me while I was napping, they nearly got a black eye. I jumped and flung my arm out catching them on the back of the head
I am talking stroking and not tickling. Tickle me and it’s a karate chop to the neck (not really, I’m a non violent person ) "
I’m not ticklish unless I’m completely unaware, but I can leap tall buildings when I am unaware |
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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago
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I have to do this a lot in my job ( I am a community carer)
Firstly I try to just make a bit of noise as I am doing whatever jobs I can be getting on with.
If this doesn’t work I call their name a few times.
Lastly I gently tickle their arm.... and stand back rapidly! |
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"I like to be gently stroked.
I know we were in the same room last weekend, but we never properly met?
Elegantly Wasted - INXS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYTSkPi6v8w
I was stood with you and a couple of others at one point Ace. We must try harder next time "
Indeed, time just flew past did't it x |
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