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Alternative uses for an 18inch Dildo....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it has a sucker you could just slap it onto someone's head when they're being a dickhead. "
Haha best one yet, imagine doing it out in public. Someone being a dick, reach into bag, dickhead you are! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stick it to the tiles in the shower and hang your scrunchy body scrubber off it. Just don't poke yourself in the eye with it, that would leave a shiner
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hairband holder. Always losing those fuckers.
Oh my goodness, I've got the perfect idea.
Core out the top centre.
Insert candle.
As the wax melts it will dribble down the sides.
Yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about!
I may have to purchase one just for that reason.
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"You have an 18inch Dildo apart from the obvious what else could you use it to do?
I suggest a draft excluder
What do you suggest? "
Its too short for a draft excluder.
Unless you have very narrow doors.
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
If I had an 18 inch dildo I’d be running off to a quite room to use it as god intended.
However I believe it would also be helpful with the current state of parking wars outside schools. What better way to move an illegal Parker on by slamming an 18 inch dildo down on their bonnet and then wiggling it at them mouthing “ park somewhere else you cunt”
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I had an 18 inch dildo I’d be running off to a quite room to use it as god intended.
However I believe it would also be helpful with the current state of parking wars outside schools. What better way to move an illegal Parker on by slamming an 18 inch dildo down on their bonnet and then wiggling it at them mouthing “ park somewhere else you cunt”
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If I end up in jail
It will be your fault |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"If I had an 18 inch dildo I’d be running off to a quite room to use it as god intended.
However I believe it would also be helpful with the current state of parking wars outside schools. What better way to move an illegal Parker on by slamming an 18 inch dildo down on their bonnet and then wiggling it at them mouthing “ park somewhere else you cunt”
If I end up in jail
It will be your fault"
Don’t worry I’ll smuggle some Maltessers and wine up me bum for you |
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