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Aliens came to my house last night ....

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By *urning the kink OP Man over a year ago

bristol

and doubled the size of my sky remote.

Just tried to take a pic and Yep it's twice the size

To embaressed to show it

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Pesky aliens...

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

Did you find lube or a slight pain in the ass???

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By *urning the kink OP Man over a year ago

bristol

"Did you find lube or a slight pain in the ass??? "

Yes lube

But I was sick this morning and there's something kicking in my stomach

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

An all to frequent ploy perpetrated by the Greys.

I have found that wrapping my Sky remote in tin foil tends to thwart their antics though

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

"Did you find lube or a slight pain in the ass???

Yes lube

But I was sick this morning and there's something kicking in my stomach

May end up bulgy tummy and something popping out ??

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By *urning the kink OP Man over a year ago

bristol

"An all to frequent ploy perpetrated by the Greys.

I have found that wrapping my Sky remote in tin foil tends to thwart their antics though

Better do my cock aswell to be double safe

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Can they still use it as an anal probe?

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe they were trying to use it to phone home?

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By *urning the kink OP Man over a year ago

bristol

"Maybe they were trying to use it to phone home?

Ooohhhh

Maybe all sky remotes are dormant aliens waiting for the order to shrink all cocks

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