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over a year ago
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I lead..finished poem this morning..out in the wet cutting hedges..time for mocha/toones back out in wet kit to get a little more wet...it's a wonderful life..hoping gfs critique of poem is good..though she did end up in tears of soppy joy this morning when first read..anyways you peeps..what you upto?  |
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There was a young couple from Pitlochry
Who decided to make love in a rockery
She said “John you’ve cum all over my bum, it was nae a fuck, was a mockery”.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Haha actually was just written as a post..where the word lead came from..bleddy auto correct. ..it was not a poem....but hey like your lil dittys. ..my actual poem is pretty deep, long and anywhere but here would be controversial  |
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I call this one simply: ‘I cannot aim straight’:
Cum on my curtains,
Cum on my floor,
Cum on my carpet
And cum on my door,
Cum on my sofa,
Cum in my sink,
Cum EVERYWHERE,
But not in her pink 
The End
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