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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

You find the user above naked in your kitchen, what would you say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You find the user above naked in your kitchen, what would you say"

What you cooking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make some tea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guess you're lost?

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By *rightonfranceMan over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

who's the plumber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guess you're lost?"

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"who's the plumber"

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen"

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner*"

Go on....put the hat on

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner*

Go on....put the hat on

Breaking the rules

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner*

Go on....put the hat on

Breaking the rules

Put the kettle

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner*

Go on....put the hat on

Breaking the rules

In my eagerness to post I forgot the rule lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner*

Go on....put the hat on

Breaking the rules

Put the kettle "

On please love.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner*

Go on....put the hat on

Breaking the rules

Oh Fook

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner*

Go on....put the hat on

Breaking the rules

Put the kettle

On please love.

Tea or coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well hello there

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner*

Go on....put the hat on

Breaking the rules

Oh Fook

That's two words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well hello there "

My house... out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well hello there

My house... out!"
no I wont

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner*

Go on....put the hat on

Breaking the rules

Oh Fook

That's two words

Wheres the cake!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner*

Go on....put the hat on

Breaking the rules

Oh Fook

That's two words

*tip toes out*

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner*

Go on....put the hat on

Breaking the rules

Oh Fook

That's two words

Wheres the cake! "

Cake? Yes please

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

Washing needs doing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Washing needs doing"

Gimme your bra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Washing needs doing"
is it underwear

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

"Washing needs doing

Gimme your bra

But I'm naked

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

"Washing needs doingis it underwear "

I only hand wash my underwear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Washing needs doing

Gimme your bra

But I'm naked "

Let me see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What the fuck"

Something along those lines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

since you're here...

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Washing-up needs doing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Calling the police

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Washing-up needs doing. "

Does a hyphen count Monkey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Washing needs doingis it underwear

I only hand wash my underwear "
tits out tuesday!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Washing-up needs doing.

Does a hyphen count Monkey

Again, rules ... broken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Washing-up needs doing.

Does a hyphen count Monkey

Again, rules ... broken

Intruder.. needs punishment

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By *rAngleseyMan over a year ago

Anglesey

I see silhouette

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

"Washing needs doingis it underwear

I only hand wash my underwear tits out tuesday!"

It is Tuesday

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By *W ChapMan over a year ago

Swindon

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner*"
Still more the 3 words

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner* Still more the 3 words

So was that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner* Still more the 3 words

So is that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*throws in towel*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner* Still more the 3 words

So was that

High 5 monkey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*spits out dummy*

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"who's the plumber

Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Tsk Tsk. More than 3 words. Get in the naughty corner

*cries in the corner* Still more the 3 words

So is that "

Oh ... great minds?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"*spits out dummy*"

Over my knee!!!

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

You want Sausage.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cant keep up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*spits out dummy*

Over my knee!!!

I think not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant keep up "

Not another one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*spits out dummy*

Over my knee!!!

I think not

Boob cuddle needed?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"*spits out dummy*

Over my knee!!!

I think not

Oh no, denied

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"*spits out dummy*

Over my knee!!!

I think not

Boob cuddle needed? "

If you're offering

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

"*spits out dummy*

Over my knee!!!

I think not

Boob cuddle needed?

If you're offering

Indeed I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*spits out dummy*

Over my knee!!!

I think not

Boob cuddle needed? "

Ooooh boobie hug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*spits out dummy*

Over my knee!!!

I think not

Boob cuddle needed?

Ooooh boobie hug

Spank your bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*spits out dummy*

Over my knee!!!

I think not

Oh no, denied"

Abso-bloody-lutely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*spits out dummy*

Over my knee!!!

I think not

Boob cuddle needed?

Ooooh boobie hug

Spank your bottom "

Not a chance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*spits out dummy*

Over my knee!!!

I think not

Boob cuddle needed?

If you're offering

Me, not you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant keep up

Not another one "
only on here

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"*spits out dummy*

Over my knee!!!

I think not

Boob cuddle needed? "

Can I motorboat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

am i dreaming

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By *ugarbearCouple over a year ago

Tredegar

Bend me over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"am i dreaming

"
yes mate sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry. I'm. Straight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bend me over

touch your toes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wash I’ll dry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea or coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry. I'm. Straight"

What a bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry. I'm. Straight

What a bum

What lively nipples xx

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Sorry. I'm. Straight

What a bum

Welcome back minxy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry. I'm. Straight

What a bum

Welcome back minxy

Been a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry. I'm. Straight

What a bum

Welcome back minxy

Not you again

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Sorry. I'm. Straight

What a bum

Welcome back minxy

Been a while

Far too long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It wasn't me

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"It wasn't me"

Bet it was

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Sorry. I'm. Straight

What a bum

Welcome back minxy

Not you again

How dare you

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By *entileschiWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Oh, hello there

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Relax and smile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Relax and smile. "

Another suit pic

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Relax and smile.

Another suit pic

Suit pics hey??

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By *nglander2000Man over a year ago

NORTHAMPTON NEAR M1 JCN 15A

Where's my scissors !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's my scissors !"

Christmas present early?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Birthday prescent early

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Birthday prescent early"

Snap. He he

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By *rank40Man over a year ago

London

You’re not original

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Washing-up needs doing.

Does a hyphen count Monkey

Damn. You're harsh.

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

"Washing-up needs doing.

Does a hyphen count Monkey

Damn. You're harsh.

Take it out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take you out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Washing-up needs doing.

Does a hyphen count Monkey

Damn. You're harsh.

Was wrong though

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Washing-up needs doing.

Does a hyphen count Monkey

Damn. You're harsh.

Was wrong though

Next time close the blinds, you forgot last time and look what happened!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where’s your clothes?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Where’s your clothes?"

What's for tea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where’s your clothes?

What's for tea? "

Indian or Chinese?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 sugars please

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"2 sugars please "

Make that another x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Washing-up needs doing.

Does a hyphen count Monkey

Damn. You're harsh.

Was wrong though

Next time close the blinds, you forgot last time and look what happened!

Three word rule

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Washing-up needs doing.

Does a hyphen count Monkey

Damn. You're harsh.

Was wrong though

Close the blinds

Three word rule

It is see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Washing-up needs doing.

Does a hyphen count Monkey

Damn. You're harsh.

Was wrong though

Next time close the blinds, you forgot last time and look what happened!

Three word rule

Get over here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's my gun?

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By *esireXposedMan over a year ago

East sussex

"Where's my gun?

I have it

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"Where's my gun?

My new gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Washing-up needs doing.

Does a hyphen count Monkey

Damn. You're harsh.

Was wrong though

Next time close the blinds, you forgot last time and look what happened!

Three word rule

Get over here"

Who you ordering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's my gun?

Mine is loaded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im having burritos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmm yes please

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By *uriouscraig400Man over a year ago

portishead

"Mmm yes please"

Come on then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea two sugars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea two sugars"

You go first

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Where’s your pants?!’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the wash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In the wash"

Nice helmet mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well loved up!

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By *teve48ukMan over a year ago

Ware

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By *teve48ukMan over a year ago

Ware

Get them out!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's my cake!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's my cake!"
but I'll consume

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oh my god!

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Oh my god!

Open the gin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you rang cougar

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Get out now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get out now."

Oooh, you’re naked!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"Get out now.

Oooh, you’re naked!

"
touch your toes

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Get out now.

Oooh, you’re naked!

touch your toes

Bet you can't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i can so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's the beers

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Where's the beers"

In the fridge

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Save me some x

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By *owithflow321Man over a year ago

Molesey

Did you watch

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By *ork fellaMan over a year ago

Macroom

[Removed by poster at 25/09/19 19:59:35]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Posted in error

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Posted in error"

Let you off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thanks..... you pay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not me them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not me them"

Milk tray man?

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Not me them

Milk tray man? "

Milk, one sugar

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Not me them

Milk tray man?

Milk, one sugar "

Fancy a gin?

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Not me them

Milk tray man?

Milk, one sugar

Fancy a gin?"

Need cooling down? X

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

This still going?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"Not me them

Milk tray man?

Milk, one sugar

Fancy a gin?"

You touch yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not me them

Milk tray man?

Milk, one sugar

Fancy a gin?

You touch yours

Call the police

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said that before

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Said that before"

Said what before?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Said that before

Said what before?"

well hello Mr

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Nice shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this heaven

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Said that before

Said what before?

well hello Mr"

Well hello belle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Said that before

Said what before?

well hello Mr

Well hello belle

Still flirting tart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Said that before

Said what before?

well hello Mr

Well hello belle

Still flirting tart

Glass of wine?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Said that before

Said what before?

well hello Mr

Well hello belle

Still flirting tart

Always flirting madam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Said that before

Said what before?

well hello Mr

Well hello belle

Still flirting tart

Always flirting madam

I’d ask Mr to put the kettle on while I take mrs by the hand to the bedroom

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Said that before

Said what before?

well hello Mr

Well hello belle

Still flirting tart

Always flirting madam

I’d ask Mr to put the kettle on while I take mrs by the hand to the bedroom

In three words????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Said that before

Said what before?

well hello Mr

Well hello belle

Still flirting tart

Always flirting madam

I’d ask Mr to put the kettle on while I take mrs by the hand to the bedroom

In three words????"
ok I'll try

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Said that before

Said what before?

well hello Mr

Well hello belle

Still flirting tart

Always flirting madam

I’d ask Mr to put the kettle on while I take mrs by the hand to the bedroom

In three words????ok I'll try

Rules is rules

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Said that before

Said what before?

well hello Mr

Well hello belle

Still flirting tart

Always flirting madam

I’d ask Mr to put the kettle on while I take mrs by the hand to the bedroom

In three words????ok I'll try

Rules is rules

mrs bed now!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Said that before

Said what before?

well hello Mr

Well hello belle

Still flirting tart

Always flirting madam

I’d ask Mr to put the kettle on while I take mrs by the hand to the bedroom

In three words????ok I'll try

Rules is rules

mrs bed now!!!

Doesn't take orders!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i can't either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i can't either

Get them off!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"i can't either

Get them off!"

can I watch

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"i can't either

Get them off!

can I watch"

Can I help?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i can't either

Get them off!

can I watch

Can I help?"
are you cold.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"i can't either

Get them off!

can I watch

Can I help?

are you cold."

Ears are warm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need a hand laying the table

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pasta

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pasta

Need any sauce

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Pasta

Need any sauce

Clear the table...

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

"Pasta

Need any sauce

Clear the table...

Bend over table

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who are you

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Pasta

Need any sauce

Clear the table...

Will table cope?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Pasta

Need any sauce

Clear the table...

Will table cope?"

sighs, hope so

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Pasta

Need any sauce

Clear the table...

Will table cope?"

Fingers are crossed

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