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over a year ago
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If Harry Potter Universe existed within our own as a living, breathing thing..
Are wizards cunts?
- Hypothetical question from my once favourite Podcasts - Plumbing the Deathstar. |
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"Yes they are, because I bet the cunts wouldn’t give me any wishes  "
Assuming they're real, then it's more a case of 'They haven't'. Do you deserve wishes though  Also, can they even grant wishes? Thought they just did magic.. quite dangerously. |
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"No but they're fucking delusional.
Oh the muggles are so quaint with their electricity.
Enjoy dimly lit rooms and consumption you idiots "
I kind of like the sound of that last bit, so long as magic is involved.
Not keen on whole muggle thing. Muggles alright, but god forbid anyone uses mudblood. |
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"No but they're fucking delusional.
Oh the muggles are so quaint with their electricity.
Enjoy dimly lit rooms and consumption you idiots
I kind of like the sound of that last bit, so long as magic is involved.
Not keen on whole muggle thing. Muggles alright, but god forbid anyone uses mudblood."
You're OK with consumption? |
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"No but they're fucking delusional.
Oh the muggles are so quaint with their electricity.
Enjoy dimly lit rooms and consumption you idiots
I kind of like the sound of that last bit, so long as magic is involved.
Not keen on whole muggle thing. Muggles alright, but god forbid anyone uses mudblood.
You're OK with consumption? "
So long as I'm using magic to do it with  |
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"Yes they are, because I bet the cunts wouldn’t give me any wishes
Assuming they're real, then it's more a case of 'They haven't'. Do you deserve wishes though Also, can they even grant wishes? Thought they just did magic.. quite dangerously."
Well if they do magic, then they could magic me some wishes & yes I deserve some cuz I let a granny cross the road today .. see I’m a good kinder soul |
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"No but they're fucking delusional.
Oh the muggles are so quaint with their electricity.
Enjoy dimly lit rooms and consumption you idiots
I kind of like the sound of that last bit, so long as magic is involved.
Not keen on whole muggle thing. Muggles alright, but god forbid anyone uses mudblood.
You're OK with consumption?
So long as I'm using magic to do it with "
I mean the TB or a waisting disease |
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Dumbledore was certainly a bit of a cunt.
Gandalf the Grey: ‘You shall not pass!!!!’
In reference to The Highway Code, Gandalf held no legal right of way; The Balrog was clearly in the correct lane whilst Gandalf deliberately set himself as an obstruction in the road. Yep - upon considered reflection therefore, he was a cunt to   |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
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"If Harry Potter Universe existed within our own as a living, breathing thing..
Are wizards cunts?
- Hypothetical question from my once favourite Podcasts - Plumbing the Deathstar."
Probably |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes they are, because I bet the cunts wouldn’t give me any wishes
Assuming they're real, then it's more a case of 'They haven't'. Do you deserve wishes though Also, can they even grant wishes? Thought they just did magic.. quite dangerously.
Well if they do magic, then they could magic me some wishes & yes I deserve some cuz I let a granny cross the road today .. see I’m a good kinder soul "
no.. youd have to find, or buy a magical artifact for wishes I think. That's rare even in their world.
They could magic you up some magic shit. But like I said, they haven't, just gave us Paul Danials as I crap diversion. Cunts. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No but they're fucking delusional.
Oh the muggles are so quaint with their electricity.
Enjoy dimly lit rooms and consumption you idiots
I kind of like the sound of that last bit, so long as magic is involved.
Not keen on whole muggle thing. Muggles alright, but god forbid anyone uses mudblood.
You're OK with consumption?
So long as I'm using magic to do it with
I mean the TB or a waisting disease"
oh lighten up.. it's a comedy thread, or supposed to be. |
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"Dumbledore was certainly a bit of a cunt.
Gandalf the Grey: ‘You shall not pass!!!!’
In reference to The Highway Code, Gandalf held no legal right of way; The Balrog was clearly in the correct lane whilst Gandalf deliberately set himself as an obstruction in the road. Yep - upon considered reflection therefore, he was a cunt to "
Set up an expedition to steal a big fuck off dragons gold.. then abandons them when it gets tough. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If Harry Potter Universe existed within our own as a living, breathing thing..
Are wizards cunts?
- Hypothetical question from my once favourite Podcasts - Plumbing the Deathstar.
Probably "
Sitting on the fence are we? |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
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"If Harry Potter Universe existed within our own as a living, breathing thing..
Are wizards cunts?
- Hypothetical question from my once favourite Podcasts - Plumbing the Deathstar.
Probably
Sitting on the fence are we?"
Theres a good view and I've a packet of skittles I'm throwing at people... living my best life |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If Harry Potter Universe existed within our own as a living, breathing thing..
Are wizards cunts?
- Hypothetical question from my once favourite Podcasts - Plumbing the Deathstar.
Probably
Sitting on the fence are we?
Theres a good view and I've a packet of skittles I'm throwing at people... living my best life "
I do love the red ones  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Propper cunts?"
I think so. I mean.. surely we've a right to know when characters like old Voldy are on the rise. What to do in case you see a flying car?
Wizards could solve so many world problems, but they're hiding in the shadows and calling is names instead.
They don't even share their sweets. |
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"Propper cunts?
I think so. I mean.. surely we've a right to know when characters like old Voldy are on the rise. What to do in case you see a flying car?
Wizards could solve so many world problems, but they're hiding in the shadows and calling is names instead.
They don't even share their sweets."
No sweets... well that is definately a step to far..they're cunts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"According to Frankie Boyle, the story of Jesus (who had quite a wizard act himself) teaches us that 1 in 12 people is a cunt. It's likely a similar proportion amongst wizards."
They're all in on it though! The great deception. Nothing about Muggle Rights, or any wizards giving a single fuck about our world. |
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Merlin - Now he was a proper cunt!
He transformed King Uther to resemble someone else for a while, just so he (Uther) could have a shag with the guys’ missus (who was hot by the way - but I digress...).
Merlin then took the subsequent infant nine months later for himself!
The bloody liberty of these wizards I tell you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Propper cunts?
I think so. I mean.. surely we've a right to know when characters like old Voldy are on the rise. What to do in case you see a flying car?
Wizards could solve so many world problems, but they're hiding in the shadows and calling is names instead.
They don't even share their sweets.
No sweets... well that is definately a step to far..they're cunts "
What's wrong with letting Cadbury make chocolate frogs that jump? |
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"Merlin - Now he was a proper cunt!
He transformed King Uther to resemble someone else for a while, just so he (Uther) could have a shag with the guys’ missus (who was hot by the way - but I digress...).
Merlin then took the subsequent infant nine months later for himself!
The bloody liberty of these wizards I tell you!"
Loki.. What... a.. cunt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If Harry Potter Universe existed within our own as a living, breathing thing..
Are wizards cunts?
- Hypothetical question from my once favourite Podcasts - Plumbing the Deathstar.
Probably
Sitting on the fence are we?
Theres a good view and I've a packet of skittles I'm throwing at people... living my best life "
We need to meet soon get d*unk |
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"Merlin - Now he was a proper cunt!
He transformed King Uther to resemble someone else for a while, just so he (Uther) could have a shag with the guys’ missus (who was hot by the way - but I digress...).
Merlin then took the subsequent infant nine months later for himself!
The bloody liberty of these wizards I tell you!
Loki.. What... a.. cunt!"
Point of order ... Loki was a good off Asgard ... not a wizard
Or are we starting on deities now? |
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"Merlin - Now he was a proper cunt!
He transformed King Uther to resemble someone else for a while, just so he (Uther) could have a shag with the guys’ missus (who was hot by the way - but I digress...).
Merlin then took the subsequent infant nine months later for himself!
The bloody liberty of these wizards I tell you!
Loki.. What... a.. cunt!
Point of order ... Loki was a good off Asgard ... not a wizard
Or are we starting on deities now?"
God of Asgard... fecking autocarrot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Merlin - Now he was a proper cunt!
He transformed King Uther to resemble someone else for a while, just so he (Uther) could have a shag with the guys’ missus (who was hot by the way - but I digress...).
Merlin then took the subsequent infant nine months later for himself!
The bloody liberty of these wizards I tell you!
Loki.. What... a.. cunt!
Point of order ... Loki was a good off Asgard ... not a wizard
Or are we starting on deities now?"
He's not a God. That's just Asgardian arrogance, they're just tough Aliens that live a long time. Besides, he's a Frost Giant. Also, a magician who uses it for trickery. Cunt. Gave his 5yr old brother a present and turned into snakes! |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
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"If Harry Potter Universe existed within our own as a living, breathing thing..
Are wizards cunts?
- Hypothetical question from my once favourite Podcasts - Plumbing the Deathstar.
Probably
Sitting on the fence are we?
Theres a good view and I've a packet of skittles I'm throwing at people... living my best life
We need to meet soon get d*unk "
I am SO up for this!!! Xx |
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"Merlin - Now he was a proper cunt!
He transformed King Uther to resemble someone else for a while, just so he (Uther) could have a shag with the guys’ missus (who was hot by the way - but I digress...).
Merlin then took the subsequent infant nine months later for himself!
The bloody liberty of these wizards I tell you!
Loki.. What... a.. cunt!
Point of order ... Loki was a good off Asgard ... not a wizard
Or are we starting on deities now?
He's not a God. That's just Asgardian arrogance, they're just tough Aliens that live a long time. Besides, he's a Frost Giant. Also, a magician who uses it for trickery. Cunt. Gave his 5yr old brother a present and turned into snakes!"
In marvel's universe ... now .. Norse mythology ... |
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Kane The Sorcerer In Highlander 3 - he was a cunt - cheated in battle with magic as was the wizard in Conan The Destroyer who hid behind a mirror before astrally projecting some big arsed monster to give our Cimmerian hero, big Arnie a good old beating.
Cunt! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Merlin - Now he was a proper cunt!
He transformed King Uther to resemble someone else for a while, just so he (Uther) could have a shag with the guys’ missus (who was hot by the way - but I digress...).
Merlin then took the subsequent infant nine months later for himself!
The bloody liberty of these wizards I tell you!
Loki.. What... a.. cunt!
Point of order ... Loki was a good off Asgard ... not a wizard
Or are we starting on deities now?
He's not a God. That's just Asgardian arrogance, they're just tough Aliens that live a long time. Besides, he's a Frost Giant. Also, a magician who uses it for trickery. Cunt. Gave his 5yr old brother a present and turned into snakes!
In marvel's universe ... now .. Norse mythology ..."
Depends how you interpret it I guess. He's not related to Odin in any way, he's part Giant. But his shape shifting trickery is known in both MCU and Old Norse.
But I'm prepared to listen. |
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"They're all in on it though! The great deception. Nothing about Muggle Rights, or any wizards giving a single fuck about our world. "
Not quite true. The non-cunt ones saved us from Voldemort.
But maybe it's more than 1 in 12. After all, 1 in 4 are Slytherin - and they're definitely cunts. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Kane The Sorcerer In Highlander 3 - he was a cunt - cheated in battle with magic as was the wizard in Conan The Destroyer who hid behind a mirror before astrally projecting some big arsed monster to give our Cimmerian hero, big Arnie a good old beating.
Cunt!"
So it's not just the Potterverse? ALL wizards are Cunts? |
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"Merlin - Now he was a proper cunt!
He transformed King Uther to resemble someone else for a while, just so he (Uther) could have a shag with the guys’ missus (who was hot by the way - but I digress...).
Merlin then took the subsequent infant nine months later for himself!
The bloody liberty of these wizards I tell you!
Loki.. What... a.. cunt!
Point of order ... Loki was a good off Asgard ... not a wizard
Or are we starting on deities now?
He's not a God. That's just Asgardian arrogance, they're just tough Aliens that live a long time. Besides, he's a Frost Giant. Also, a magician who uses it for trickery. Cunt. Gave his 5yr old brother a present and turned into snakes!
In marvel's universe ... now .. Norse mythology ...
Depends how you interpret it I guess. He's not related to Odin in any way, he's part Giant. But his shape shifting trickery is known in both MCU and Old Norse.
But I'm prepared to listen."
I will give you that his father was the giant farbauti ... but we digress
Wizards .... cunts!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"They're all in on it though! The great deception. Nothing about Muggle Rights, or any wizards giving a single fuck about our world.
Not quite true. The non-cunt ones saved us from Voldemort.
But maybe it's more than 1 in 12. After all, 1 in 4 are Slytherin - and they're definitely cunts."
They saved themselves from Voldy. Nobody told us he was about. Deatheaters and the like roaming our subways?
As for that bus? Dont get me started! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Merlin - Now he was a proper cunt!
He transformed King Uther to resemble someone else for a while, just so he (Uther) could have a shag with the guys’ missus (who was hot by the way - but I digress...).
Merlin then took the subsequent infant nine months later for himself!
The bloody liberty of these wizards I tell you!
Loki.. What... a.. cunt!
Point of order ... Loki was a good off Asgard ... not a wizard
Or are we starting on deities now?
He's not a God. That's just Asgardian arrogance, they're just tough Aliens that live a long time. Besides, he's a Frost Giant. Also, a magician who uses it for trickery. Cunt. Gave his 5yr old brother a present and turned into snakes!
In marvel's universe ... now .. Norse mythology ...
Depends how you interpret it I guess. He's not related to Odin in any way, he's part Giant. But his shape shifting trickery is known in both MCU and Old Norse.
But I'm prepared to listen.
I will give you that his father was the giant farbauti ... but we digress
Wizards .... cunts!!!"
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"Propper cunts?
I think so. I mean.. surely we've a right to know when characters like old Voldy are on the rise. What to do in case you see a flying car?
Wizards could solve so many world problems, but they're hiding in the shadows and calling is names instead.
They don't even share their sweets."
thats it but where do u stand on witches ? |
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"They're all in on it though! The great deception. Nothing about Muggle Rights, or any wizards giving a single fuck about our world.
Not quite true. The non-cunt ones saved us from Voldemort.
But maybe it's more than 1 in 12. After all, 1 in 4 are Slytherin - and they're definitely cunts.
They saved themselves from Voldy. Nobody told us he was about. Deatheaters and the like roaming our subways?
As for that bus? Dont get me started!"
Actually, now I think about it, they've not done anything about climate change by sharing their flying cars or teleporting skills.
You're right. They are all cunts. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Propper cunts?
I think so. I mean.. surely we've a right to know when characters like old Voldy are on the rise. What to do in case you see a flying car?
Wizards could solve so many world problems, but they're hiding in the shadows and calling is names instead.
They don't even share their sweets.thats it but where do u stand on witches ? "
Cunts. I'm using wizard as an all embracing magic user term. |
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"Propper cunts?
I think so. I mean.. surely we've a right to know when characters like old Voldy are on the rise. What to do in case you see a flying car?
Wizards could solve so many world problems, but they're hiding in the shadows and calling is names instead.
They don't even share their sweets.thats it but where do u stand on witches ?
Cunts. I'm using wizard as an all embracing magic user term. "
So witches are wizards, and now they're cunts. |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
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"Total and utter CUNTS AND SO IS HARRY FECKING POTTER . FUCK HIM THE PRICK 
Well that's a bit harsh...
I think he's onto something.. hush you  "
Throwing skittles at you now... but not the red ones... |
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"They're all in on it though! The great deception. Nothing about Muggle Rights, or any wizards giving a single fuck about our world.
Not quite true. The non-cunt ones saved us from Voldemort.
But maybe it's more than 1 in 12. After all, 1 in 4 are Slytherin - and they're definitely cunts.
They saved themselves from Voldy. Nobody told us he was about. Deatheaters and the like roaming our subways?
As for that bus? Dont get me started!
Actually, now I think about it, they've not done anything about climate change by sharing their flying cars or teleporting skills.
You're right. They are all cunts."
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"Kane The Sorcerer In Highlander 3 - he was a cunt - cheated in battle with magic as was the wizard in Conan The Destroyer who hid behind a mirror before astrally projecting some big arsed monster to give our Cimmerian hero, big Arnie a good old beating.
Cunt!
So it's not just the Potterverse? ALL wizards are Cunts?"
It sadly seems so; More evidence: Lo Pan - Big Trouble In Little China - evil, utter cunt of the first order! A greedy, choosy cunt to! - Wanted not one, but TWO women who he insisted had to have green eyes for his own insatiable needs.
What a cunt!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Total and utter CUNTS AND SO IS HARRY FECKING POTTER . FUCK HIM THE PRICK
Well that's a bit harsh...
I think he's onto something.. hush you
Throwing skittles at you now... but not the red ones..."
*Ghengis picks them up off the ground, dusts them all off and gobbled the lot.. Then spits all the purple ones back at you!*
Nom nom nom free skittles. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Kane The Sorcerer In Highlander 3 - he was a cunt - cheated in battle with magic as was the wizard in Conan The Destroyer who hid behind a mirror before astrally projecting some big arsed monster to give our Cimmerian hero, big Arnie a good old beating.
Cunt!
So it's not just the Potterverse? ALL wizards are Cunts?
It sadly seems so; More evidence: Lo Pan - Big Trouble In Little China - evil, utter cunt of the first order! A greedy, choosy cunt to! - Wanted not one, but TWO women who he insisted had to have green eyes for his own insatiable needs.
What a cunt!
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Oh.. a cunt with preferences is he! Eurgh! |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"Total and utter CUNTS AND SO IS HARRY FECKING POTTER . FUCK HIM THE PRICK
Well that's a bit harsh...
I think he's onto something.. hush you
Throwing skittles at you now... but not the red ones...
*Ghengis picks them up off the ground, dusts them all off and gobbled the lot.. Then spits all the purple ones back at you!*
Nom nom nom free skittles."
You are a strange man.... what's wrong with the purple ones? And more importantly the potterverse is the best thing in the uk in the last 15 years... fact.ish. |
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"Total and utter CUNTS AND SO IS HARRY FECKING POTTER . FUCK HIM THE PRICK
Well that's a bit harsh... harsh you say ! That's know were near how I really feel about the 4 eyed pimple faced twat and them no dress sence fucking shity dress wearing breaded fuck cunts . HATE HATE oh fucking yes ??????????????"
Unfortunate place to live for someone so passionate. I feel you my muggle. |
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"Total and utter CUNTS AND SO IS HARRY FECKING POTTER . FUCK HIM THE PRICK
Well that's a bit harsh...
I think he's onto something.. hush you
Throwing skittles at you now... but not the red ones...
*Ghengis picks them up off the ground, dusts them all off and gobbled the lot.. Then spits all the purple ones back at you!*
Nom nom nom free skittles.
You are a strange man.... what's wrong with the purple ones? And more importantly the potterverse is the best thing in the uk in the last 15 years... fact.ish."
Now look who fell off the fence! Red skittle hogging wizard lover. |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"Total and utter CUNTS AND SO IS HARRY FECKING POTTER . FUCK HIM THE PRICK
Well that's a bit harsh...
I think he's onto something.. hush you
Throwing skittles at you now... but not the red ones...
*Ghengis picks them up off the ground, dusts them all off and gobbled the lot.. Then spits all the purple ones back at you!*
Nom nom nom free skittles.
You are a strange man.... what's wrong with the purple ones? And more importantly the potterverse is the best thing in the uk in the last 15 years... fact.ish.
Now look who fell off the fence! Red skittle hogging wizard lover. "
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"Total and utter CUNTS AND SO IS HARRY FECKING POTTER . FUCK HIM THE PRICK
Well that's a bit harsh...
I think he's onto something.. hush you
Throwing skittles at you now... but not the red ones...
*Ghengis picks them up off the ground, dusts them all off and gobbled the lot.. Then spits all the purple ones back at you!*
Nom nom nom free skittles.
You are a strange man.... what's wrong with the purple ones? And more importantly the potterverse is the best thing in the uk in the last 15 years... fact.ish.
Now look who fell off the fence! Red skittle hogging wizard lover.
I've run out of skittles... "
get one of your wizard mates to magic some more up then! |
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"Total and utter CUNTS AND SO IS HARRY FECKING POTTER . FUCK HIM THE PRICK
Well that's a bit harsh... harsh you say ! That's know were near how I really feel about the 4 eyed pimple faced twat and them no dress sence fucking shity dress wearing breaded fuck cunts . HATE HATE oh fucking yes ??????????????
Unfortunate place to live for someone so passionate. I feel you my muggle. "
your understanding can only come from personal experience. We sir are Brothers. Brothers against The Wizard Cunts . |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
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"Total and utter CUNTS AND SO IS HARRY FECKING POTTER . FUCK HIM THE PRICK
Well that's a bit harsh...
I think he's onto something.. hush you
Throwing skittles at you now... but not the red ones...
*Ghengis picks them up off the ground, dusts them all off and gobbled the lot.. Then spits all the purple ones back at you!*
Nom nom nom free skittles.
You are a strange man.... what's wrong with the purple ones? And more importantly the potterverse is the best thing in the uk in the last 15 years... fact.ish.
Now look who fell off the fence! Red skittle hogging wizard lover.
I've run out of skittles...
get one of your wizard mates to magic some more up then!"
Touchè...
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"Total and utter CUNTS AND SO IS HARRY FECKING POTTER . FUCK HIM THE PRICK
Well that's a bit harsh... harsh you say ! That's know were near how I really feel about the 4 eyed pimple faced twat and them no dress sence fucking shity dress wearing breaded fuck cunts . HATE HATE oh fucking yes ??????????????
Unfortunate place to live for someone so passionate. I feel you my muggle. your understanding can only come from personal experience. We sir are Brothers. Brothers against The Wizard Cunts . "
No first hand experience. Just found out about them being real at the start of the thread. Till then I was just your average sci fi fantasy nerd. Now though.. Total cunts. |
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"I've run out of swear words!!!! Oops fuck it
You haven't used the big c word yet...
Corbyn!!
Bet he's a wizard"
as leader of the opposition, hed know about wizards and therefore implicit in carrying on the charade. |
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"I've run out of swear words!!!! Oops fuck it
You haven't used the big c word yet...
Corbyn!!
Bet he's a wizard
What he says tends to be unintelligible mumbo jumbo ... so yes ... cunt"
Politics free zone unless its relevant to hypothetical universe. |
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"I've run out of swear words!!!! Oops fuck it
You haven't used the big c word yet...
Corbyn!!
Bet he's a wizard
What he says tends to be unintelligible mumbo jumbo ... so yes ... cunt
Politics free zone unless its relevant to hypothetical universe."
I will take myself out the back and self-flagilate... sorry |
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"I've run out of swear words!!!! Oops fuck it
You haven't used the big c word yet...
Corbyn!!
Bet he's a wizard
What he says tends to be unintelligible mumbo jumbo ... so yes ... cunt
Politics free zone unless its relevant to hypothetical universe.
I will take myself out the back and self-flagilate... sorry"
Do an extra one for me |
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"I've run out of swear words!!!! Oops fuck it
You haven't used the big c word yet...
Corbyn!!
Bet he's a wizard
What he says tends to be unintelligible mumbo jumbo ... so yes ... cunt
Politics free zone unless its relevant to hypothetical universe.
I will take myself out the back and self-flagilate... sorry"
what a CUNT I AM ?? |
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"I've run out of swear words!!!! Oops fuck it
You haven't used the big c word yet...
Corbyn!!
Bet he's a wizard
What he says tends to be unintelligible mumbo jumbo ... so yes ... cunt
Politics free zone unless its relevant to hypothetical universe."
Well there were a lot of cunts in the ministry of magic..feckin Umbridge.. Noo she was a cunt |
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"I've run out of swear words!!!! Oops fuck it
You haven't used the big c word yet...
Corbyn!!
Bet he's a wizard
What he says tends to be unintelligible mumbo jumbo ... so yes ... cunt
Politics free zone unless its relevant to hypothetical universe.
Well there were a lot of cunts in the ministry of magic..feckin Umbridge.. Noo she was a cunt"
And that's their Ministry! |
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"And what about Sauron ... fiery eyed cunt ... but then wasn't he a necromancer? 
He was a demi-god.
hang on.. let me get it right"
They do say sorcerer in the book, so he's definitely going in the cunt pile regardless. |
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"And what about Sauron ... fiery eyed cunt ... but then wasn't he a necromancer?
He was a demi-god.
Still technically an Istari ... a disciple of Morgoth"
Yeah.. that's the bit I couldnt remember. So like a Rogue Elf who he taught his voodoo ways to? Fucking cunt. |
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"Propper cunts?
I think so. I mean.. surely we've a right to know when characters like old Voldy are on the rise. What to do in case you see a flying car?
Wizards could solve so many world problems, but they're hiding in the shadows and calling is names instead.
They don't even share their sweets.thats it but where do u stand on witches ?
Cunts. I'm using wizard as an all embracing magic user term. "
i was thinking the throat would be good or maybe the head as you pummel her bum holio |
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"And what about Sauron ... fiery eyed cunt ... but then wasn't he a necromancer?
He was a demi-god.
Still technically an Istari ... a disciple of Morgoth
Yeah.. that's the bit I couldnt remember. So like a Rogue Elf who he taught his voodoo ways to? Fucking cunt."
Now .. the witch king of Angmar ... fucking undead cunt |
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anyway.. pottercunts..
surely the RSPCA need to look into how some of those magical creatures are being kept?
Dont get me started on those babies they're pulling out the cabbage patch.
A Sentinal Homicidal tree on school grounds? |
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"Propper cunts?
I think so. I mean.. surely we've a right to know when characters like old Voldy are on the rise. What to do in case you see a flying car?
Wizards could solve so many world problems, but they're hiding in the shadows and calling is names instead.
They don't even share their sweets.thats it but where do u stand on witches ?
Cunts. I'm using wizard as an all embracing magic user term. i was thinking the throat would be good or maybe the head as you pummel her bum holio"
I've got a muggle for that |
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"And what about Sauron ... fiery eyed cunt ... but then wasn't he a necromancer?
He was a demi-god.
Still technically an Istari ... a disciple of Morgoth
Yeah.. that's the bit I couldnt remember. So like a Rogue Elf who he taught his voodoo ways to? Fucking cunt.
Now .. the witch king of Angmar ... fucking undead cunt"
Isn't he one cunt and the same? |
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"And what about Sauron ... fiery eyed cunt ... but then wasn't he a necromancer?
He was a demi-god.
Still technically an Istari ... a disciple of Morgoth
Yeah.. that's the bit I couldnt remember. So like a Rogue Elf who he taught his voodoo ways to? Fucking cunt.
Now .. the witch king of Angmar ... fucking undead cunt
Isn't he one cunt and the same? "
Or is that some kind of Gamesworkshop Kinda Cunt? |
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"And what about Sauron ... fiery eyed cunt ... but then wasn't he a necromancer?
He was a demi-god.
Still technically an Istari ... a disciple of Morgoth
Yeah.. that's the bit I couldnt remember. So like a Rogue Elf who he taught his voodoo ways to? Fucking cunt.
Now .. the witch king of Angmar ... fucking undead cunt
Isn't he one cunt and the same? "
Same as whom? Sauron is Sauron ... the witch king was the head Nazgul |
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Taking Dr Strange from the Marvel Universe.
Now he was a wizard but - wait for it.....I would not list him as a cunt (!!!) as he is the perfect epitome of altruism and always has our best interests at heart as he fearlessly battles other worldly, nefarious powers that threaten our very existence.
However......in the movie he was played by Benedict Cumberbatch......so he is a cunt now |
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"And what about Sauron ... fiery eyed cunt ... but then wasn't he a necromancer?
He was a demi-god.
Still technically an Istari ... a disciple of Morgoth
Yeah.. that's the bit I couldnt remember. So like a Rogue Elf who he taught his voodoo ways to? Fucking cunt.
Now .. the witch king of Angmar ... fucking undead cunt
Isn't he one cunt and the same?
Same as whom? Sauron is Sauron ... the witch king was the head Nazgul"
Ofcourse.. I'm having a Tolkien memory fade. Apologies. The cunts have me a fluster. |
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"And what about Sauron ... fiery eyed cunt ... but then wasn't he a necromancer?
He was a demi-god.
Still technically an Istari ... a disciple of Morgoth
Yeah.. that's the bit I couldnt remember. So like a Rogue Elf who he taught his voodoo ways to? Fucking cunt.
Now .. the witch king of Angmar ... fucking undead cunt
Isn't he one cunt and the same?
Same as whom? Sauron is Sauron ... the witch king was the head Nazgul
Ofcourse.. I'm having a Tolkien memory fade. Apologies. The cunts have me a fluster."
I am a closet Tolkieny |
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"Taking Dr Strange from the Marvel Universe.
Now he was a wizard but - wait for it.....I would not list him as a cunt (!!!) as he is the perfect epitome of altruism and always has our best interests at heart as he fearlessly battles other worldly, nefarious powers that threaten our very existence.
However......in the movie he was played by Benedict Cumberbatch......so he is a cunt now "
I thought ole Cumby did a good job on Strange. Which to be fair, is a total cunt. That was before he got powers.
So the Keeper of the Time Stone couldn't use it to undo everything Thanos did. But a few raggedy ass Avengers can?
Best of us all my arse! |
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"And what about Sauron ... fiery eyed cunt ... but then wasn't he a necromancer?
He was a demi-god.
Still technically an Istari ... a disciple of Morgoth
Yeah.. that's the bit I couldnt remember. So like a Rogue Elf who he taught his voodoo ways to? Fucking cunt.
Now .. the witch king of Angmar ... fucking undead cunt
Isn't he one cunt and the same?
Same as whom? Sauron is Sauron ... the witch king was the head Nazgul
Ofcourse.. I'm having a Tolkien memory fade. Apologies. The cunts have me a fluster.
I am a closet Tolkieny "
I think you just came out! |
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"And what about Sauron ... fiery eyed cunt ... but then wasn't he a necromancer?
He was a demi-god.
Still technically an Istari ... a disciple of Morgoth
Yeah.. that's the bit I couldnt remember. So like a Rogue Elf who he taught his voodoo ways to? Fucking cunt.
Now .. the witch king of Angmar ... fucking undead cunt
Isn't he one cunt and the same?
Same as whom? Sauron is Sauron ... the witch king was the head Nazgul
Ofcourse.. I'm having a Tolkien memory fade. Apologies. The cunts have me a fluster.
I am a closet Tolkieny
I think you just came out!"
Don't tell LoO ... he may rip into me for this |
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"anyway.. pottercunts..
surely the RSPCA need to look into how some of those magical creatures are being kept?
Dont get me started on those babies they're pulling out the cabbage patch.
A Sentinal Homicidal tree on school grounds?"
Yes, remember poor old Dobby the house elf for instance?
If being the offspring of an unlikely pairing of Gollum and Dumbo wasn’t cruel fate enough, he was furthermore treated like absolute shit for years by, yes you’ve guessed it, YET ANOTHER WIZARD(!!!), this time going by the name of Lucius Malfoy.....who needless to say, was a cunt. |
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"And what about Sauron ... fiery eyed cunt ... but then wasn't he a necromancer?
He was a demi-god.
Still technically an Istari ... a disciple of Morgoth
Yeah.. that's the bit I couldnt remember. So like a Rogue Elf who he taught his voodoo ways to? Fucking cunt.
Now .. the witch king of Angmar ... fucking undead cunt
Isn't he one cunt and the same?
Same as whom? Sauron is Sauron ... the witch king was the head Nazgul
Ofcourse.. I'm having a Tolkien memory fade. Apologies. The cunts have me a fluster.
I am a closet Tolkieny
I think you just came out!
Don't tell LoO ... he may rip into me for this "
Moi? |
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"anyway.. pottercunts..
surely the RSPCA need to look into how some of those magical creatures are being kept?
Dont get me started on those babies they're pulling out the cabbage patch.
A Sentinal Homicidal tree on school grounds?
Yes, remember poor old Dobby the house elf for instance?
If being the offspring of an unlikely pairing of Gollum and Dumbo wasn’t cruel fate enough, he was furthermore treated like absolute shit for years by, yes you’ve guessed it, YET ANOTHER WIZARD(!!!), this time going by the name of Lucius Malfoy.....who needless to say, was a cunt."
Poor little smeaglephant faced Dobby. No wonder he's a cunt with a family of cunts he has to slave after. |
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"Gargamel
Grade A cunt!!! Evil Smurf murdering mutherfucker!"
What'd they do to anyone? Mind you, I think Papa Smurf is a bit of a cunt, he crafts up the odd bit of magic, thinks he's better than the rest of them. |
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"Ok ... I see your Gargamel, and raise you Getafix
I think he was more into homeopathic medicine wasnt he?
You make a reasonable argument ... where is the line drawn?"
I only ever recall him making the super soup that Obelisk fell in and he bottles up for Asterix. Could be Meth Amphetamine or some tribal plant knowledge that didnt get passed down.
I dont remember any other magical skills or items. Could just be Celtic Gauls Walter White for all we know.
Cant go round accusing anyone of being a cunt. Don't want a witch hunt! |
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"Ok .. Carolinas!!
Takes Peter Dickinson out of his reality and turns him into a dragon who has to eat limestone and gold to be able to breathe fire ..
Let's see who remembers this one "
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"Ok .. Carolinas!!
Takes Peter Dickinson out of his reality and turns him into a dragon who has to eat limestone and gold to be able to breathe fire ..
Let's see who remembers this one
lost"
It was a cartoon film in 1982 ... The Flight of Dragons |
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Yet another cunt wizard but this time there’s a catch:
Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat.
Yes, he was a cunt but might I request that we give him some leeway due to two reasons;
1) Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa who played him was delightfully OTT in his portrayal of the character and certainly far more interesting than the hero Liu Kang.
and
2) Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa once played......wait for it........Genghis Khan in a film.
Surely he is thus exempt from the cunting?
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"Yet another cunt wizard but this time there’s a catch:
Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat.
Yes, he was a cunt but might I request that we give him some leeway due to two reasons;
1) Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa who played him was delightfully OTT in his portrayal of the character and certainly far more interesting than the hero Liu Kang.
and
2) Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa once played......wait for it........Genghis Khan in a film.
Surely he is thus exempt from the cunting?
"
....... Mortal Kombat... He's a cunt! He made me kill all those people, his behind Goro the whole time! Films are so bad, anyone could look good in that film.
Impersonating the Glorious Ghengis Khan?!
WHAT A CUNT! |
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"Yet another cunt wizard but this time there’s a catch:
Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat.
Yes, he was a cunt but might I request that we give him some leeway due to two reasons;
1) Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa who played him was delightfully OTT in his portrayal of the character and certainly far more interesting than the hero Liu Kang.
and
2) Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa once played......wait for it........Genghis Khan in a film.
Surely he is thus exempt from the cunting?
....... Mortal Kombat... He's a cunt! He made me kill all those people, his behind Goro the whole time! Films are so bad, anyone could look good in that film.
Impersonating the Glorious Ghengis Khan?!
WHAT A CUNT!"
Is he Royalty though? That's the next question. We Mongols don't spill Royal blood. There are other ways for those of that lineage. |
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"Yet another cunt wizard but this time there’s a catch:
Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat.
Yes, he was a cunt but might I request that we give him some leeway due to two reasons;
1) Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa who played him was delightfully OTT in his portrayal of the character and certainly far more interesting than the hero Liu Kang.
and
2) Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa once played......wait for it........Genghis Khan in a film.
Surely he is thus exempt from the cunting?
....... Mortal Kombat... He's a cunt! He made me kill all those people, his behind Goro the whole time! Films are so bad, anyone could look good in that film.
Impersonating the Glorious Ghengis Khan?!
WHAT A CUNT!
Is he Royalty though? That's the next question. We Mongols don't spill Royal blood. There are other ways for those of that lineage."
I think Goro was a Prince also. I’m wondering how many arms his parents had? Would he perhaps grow more upon ascension to power?
Damn - imagine the sexual shenanigans between two of his kind with all those arms!
Did the ladies have four boobs?
All these questions!  |
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"Yet another cunt wizard but this time there’s a catch:
Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat.
Yes, he was a cunt but might I request that we give him some leeway due to two reasons;
1) Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa who played him was delightfully OTT in his portrayal of the character and certainly far more interesting than the hero Liu Kang.
and
2) Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa once played......wait for it........Genghis Khan in a film.
Surely he is thus exempt from the cunting?
....... Mortal Kombat... He's a cunt! He made me kill all those people, his behind Goro the whole time! Films are so bad, anyone could look good in that film.
Impersonating the Glorious Ghengis Khan?!
WHAT A CUNT!
Is he Royalty though? That's the next question. We Mongols don't spill Royal blood. There are other ways for those of that lineage.
I think Goro was a Prince also. I’m wondering how many arms his parents had? Would he perhaps grow more upon ascension to power?
Damn - imagine the sexual shenanigans between two of his kind with all those arms!
Did the ladies have four boobs?
All these questions! "
Unless all Goro's kind are wizards, its irrelevant.
Shanghai Tsung is defo a cunt though. |
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But wait.....I’ve just thought of a wizard (in training at least) who seemed like a thoroughly decent sort; Yes Indeed, Willow Ufgood as played by our very own Warwick Davis.
At last a wizard who isn’t a cunt?! Can it truly be? |
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"But wait.....I’ve just thought of a wizard (in training at least) who seemed like a thoroughly decent sort; Yes Indeed, Willow Ufgood as played by our very own Warwick Davis.
At last a wizard who isn’t a cunt?! Can it truly be? "
Is Willow Halfgood a wizard? I thought he was just a hobbit babysitter? |
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"But wait.....I’ve just thought of a wizard (in training at least) who seemed like a thoroughly decent sort; Yes Indeed, Willow Ufgood as played by our very own Warwick Davis.
At last a wizard who isn’t a cunt?! Can it truly be?
Is Willow Halfgood a wizard? I thought he was just a hobbit babysitter?"
It’s admittedly debatable as he was only a trainee wizard and his actual magic was somewhat limited. Not only that but in order to defeat the evil witch, he relied on trickery rather than true magic.
Hmmm.....it could therefore be argued that he is a bit of a cunt for cheating.... |
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Yeah they are cunts, the harry potter type are anyway.
Even the "good" ones have no problem re-writing a humans mind to suit themselves.
As for harry potter? He is a very popular jock, a sport star, very popular in his own class and group. Who can have any girl to the prom if he asks quick enough, who is friends with the hottest girl in his group, and the class clown.
He uses the most intelligent woman he can find to make himself look better, and she lets him.
They are patethic, and because he wears glasses every little nerd reading them thinks "I could be that cunt, I could be popular with the girls, and the sports star, and have the intelligent girl figure out all my shit, and have fun with the class clown, that absolute fucking wanker could be me, I love this book". |
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"Yeah they are cunts, the harry potter type are anyway.
Even the "good" ones have no problem re-writing a humans mind to suit themselves.
As for harry potter? He is a very popular jock, a sport star, very popular in his own class and group. Who can have any girl to the prom if he asks quick enough, who is friends with the hottest girl in his group, and the class clown.
He uses the most intelligent woman he can find to make himself look better, and she lets him.
They are patethic, and because he wears glasses every little nerd reading them thinks "I could be that cunt, I could be popular with the girls, and the sports star, and have the intelligent girl figure out all my shit, and have fun with the class clown, that absolute fucking wanker could be me, I love this book"."
Harry Potter - Jock cunt - Simples |
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Spoilt little rich boy if you ask me. Using his parents influence to get on and remain on the Quidditch team. Bought all the best gear, poor Slytherin team had to enter the arms race to compete.
Entered a competition he had no business being in.
He even tried to feed his step brother to a Royal Burmese Python.
His famiky were right about Harry all along.
Had the right idea till the cunting Weaslys broke in him out. No respect for Muggle Law. |
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Avada oiy cunt utter another sound and il knock u out and stitch your mouth to hagrids arse could you imagine the size of that cunts shits so zip it old cuntos or eat shit forever thats my curse on you voldy ya fucking hamster buggerer |
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"Spoilt little rich boy if you ask me. Using his parents influence to get on and remain on the Quidditch team. Bought all the best gear, poor Slytherin team had to enter the arms race to compete.
Entered a competition he had no business being in.
He even tried to feed his step brother to a Royal Burmese Python.
His famiky were right about Harry all along.
Had the right idea till the cunting Weaslys broke in him out. No respect for Muggle Law."
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