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The ultimate social dilemma.
When using loos at work, the pub, anywhere but home really; do you engage in conversation with the other stall occupants.
Does a well timed
“Crikey, that was some curry you had”
Or
“I’m finding great synergy in the management’s strategic objectives for the next five years”
Break the lavotorial ice.  |
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Alright mate? You good in there? It sounds like someone’s trying to rope you... hello? Hello? Are you breathing? We can do this together mate. 1. 2. 3 PUSH. - it’s an emotional experience everytime |
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"Alright mate? You good in there? It sounds like someone’s trying to rope you... hello? Hello? Are you breathing? We can do this together mate. 1. 2. 3 PUSH. - it’s an emotional experience everytime "
Good to see a man with empathy. |
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"Alright mate? You good in there? It sounds like someone’s trying to rope you... hello? Hello? Are you breathing? We can do this together mate. 1. 2. 3 PUSH. - it’s an emotional experience everytime
Good to see a man with empathy. "
Too many people put each other down - we should be getting the best out of each other. All some people need is a bit of moral support to get that extra ‘push’ in life  |
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"I visited my first gender neutral lavatory in Covent garden at the weekend. I definitely struggled with my number 2, knowing there was a lady in the cubicle next door chatting away to her mate  "
Oh my, I feel for you brother. |
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"The worst must be needing one at a swingers club"
Hahahah - oh god. Luckily never been in that situation. What do you do if you’re mid session and you get the urge? |
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"When I'm relieving myself, I maintain the polite fiction that no one knows where I am or what I'm doing. "
I like that phrase, polite fiction, I guess the other side of the coin is,
“The Queen does it” argument. |
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"The ultimate social dilemma.
When using loos at work, the pub, anywhere but home really; do you engage in conversation with the other stall occupants.
Does a well timed
“Crikey, that was some curry you had”
Or
“I’m finding great synergy in the management’s strategic objectives for the next five years”
Break the lavotorial ice. "
I thought men just poled their cocks through the hole on there.  |
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"When I'm relieving myself, I maintain the polite fiction that no one knows where I am or what I'm doing.
I like that phrase, polite fiction, I guess the other side of the coin is,
“The Queen does it” argument. "
Yes, but I don't want to think about that. I assume no one wants to think it about me (no messages please, I don't want to know). |
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"The ultimate social dilemma.
When using loos at work, the pub, anywhere but home really; do you engage in conversation with the other stall occupants.
Does a well timed
“Crikey, that was some curry you had”
Or
“I’m finding great synergy in the management’s strategic objectives for the next five years”
Break the lavotorial ice.
I thought men just poled their cocks through the hole on there. "
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"The ultimate social dilemma.
When using loos at work, the pub, anywhere but home really; do you engage in conversation with the other stall occupants.
Does a well timed
“Crikey, that was some curry you had”
Or
“I’m finding great synergy in the management’s strategic objectives for the next five years”
Break the lavotorial ice.
I thought men just poled their cocks through the hole on there. "
Haha, I can’t think of anything more scary, from either side of the divide. |
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"When I'm relieving myself, I maintain the polite fiction that no one knows where I am or what I'm doing.
I like that phrase, polite fiction, I guess the other side of the coin is,
“The Queen does it” argument.
Yes, but I don't want to think about that. I assume no one wants to think it about me (no messages please, I don't want to know). "
Good disclaimer but you’re safe from where I sit. |
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"When I'm relieving myself, I maintain the polite fiction that no one knows where I am or what I'm doing.
I like that phrase, polite fiction, I guess the other side of the coin is,
“The Queen does it” argument.
Yes, but I don't want to think about that. I assume no one wants to think it about me (no messages please, I don't want to know).
Good disclaimer but you’re safe from where I sit. "
I'm more worried about the lurkers! |
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Great Scott no!!! For me it is a time to observe strict silent reflection and deep concentration for the arduous task in hand. All my internal poo pushing workers would immediately down tools and go on strike were someone to have the audacity to commence any form of conversation with me at such a private and pivotal, bowel moving moment. |
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"The ultimate social dilemma.
When using loos at work, the pub, anywhere but home really; do you engage in conversation with the other stall occupants.
Does a well timed
“Crikey, that was some curry you had”
Or
“I’m finding great synergy in the management’s strategic objectives for the next five years”
Break the lavotorial ice. "
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