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Yellowhammer , let's panic buy stuff
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bore da dear friends Fabbers and Forumites.
Well Her Majesty's government have revealed the document named cooperation yellowhammer .
It give possible scenarios for leaving the European Union with no deal . (It's a bit like Noel Edmonds , deal or no deal, but with out the telephone )
So for a bit of a chuckle why will you be stockpiling come the bexiapocalypse  .
The larder in Taff Towers will be crammed with ,
Jaffa cakes
Pink milk mix
Wheetabix
And grout , you never know when you may need that tile adhesive .
So it's just a bit of fun ,, nor leave or remain arguments please or I'll get my school teacher voice on ha ha .
Taff |
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"Loo roll, for when the sh*t hits the fan.  "
For a giggle, I once started a bit of a "run" ( no pun intended!) on buying loo roll in our local shop.
They had a great deal on those big multipacks so I bought a load, and some little old lady looked and said something like " oh, bulk buying,do you know something we don't?" So I sidled up to her and whispered that she shouldn't say anything,but my dad worked for the company that makes bog roll and there was going to be a shortage.
She headed off to buy a few packs.
Next day, the place had been stripped of loo roll, looks like the WI jungle drums had been in action lol |
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The fact that this is even being discussed shows how fecking stupid people are. If anyone still believes the nonsense they were told such as £350 million a week for the NHS or 'we hold all the cards" there really is no hope. The concept of driving our economy of a cliff when we don't need to is the most bizarre behaviour ever |
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"I like the civil unrest comments if we go out with no deal...
I think there’ll be more unrest if we stay in "
Either way we're fucked. I'll stock up on jars of peanut butter and tunnocks caramel wafers just in case... |
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"I like the civil unrest comments if we go out with no deal...
I think there’ll be more unrest if we stay in
Either way we're fucked. I'll stock up on jars of peanut butter and tunnocks caramel wafers just in case... "
The Tunnocks factory is just along the road from me. I'll storm it when all the civil unrest starts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently we're likely to have shortages of most of the antibiotics used to treat chlamydia "
Just as well I kept a supply back then from the last episode! |
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I’m going for a Marmite mountain! Everyone loves the stuff so if the shit hits the proverbial fan then I’ll be black market trading in the stuff at extortionate prices. Put your orders in with me now folks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like the civil unrest comments if we go out with no deal...
I think there’ll be more unrest if we stay in
Either way we're fucked. I'll stock up on jars of peanut butter and tunnocks caramel wafers just in case...
The Tunnocks factory is just along the road from me. I'll storm it when all the civil unrest starts "
Nice work. Bring a shit ton of their teacakes as well would you? Ta very much in advance.... |
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"It’s all coulda, might, perhaps, and it’s all bolox, we ain’t a 3rd world country "
It is all presumption.
You might, however, wish to look up 'four meals from anarchy' and take things from there.
Remember the effect that the 'Beast from the East' had on the food chain, or the fuel protests in 2000, 05 and 07?
Once a population begins to panic, the fear spreads and shortages can descend rapidly into chaos.
If there are food and/or fuel shortages after All Hallowe's Eve, I'll give you 72 hours before societal breakdown begins.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like the civil unrest comments if we go out with no deal...
I think there’ll be more unrest if we stay in
Either way we're fucked. I'll stock up on jars of peanut butter and tunnocks caramel wafers just in case...
The Tunnocks factory is just along the road from me. I'll storm it when all the civil unrest starts
Nice work. Bring a shit ton of their teacakes as well would you? Ta very much in advance.... "
yippie I love the caramel wafers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like the civil unrest comments if we go out with no deal...
I think there’ll be more unrest if we stay in
Either way we're fucked. I'll stock up on jars of peanut butter and tunnocks caramel wafers just in case...
The Tunnocks factory is just along the road from me. I'll storm it when all the civil unrest starts
Nice work. Bring a shit ton of their teacakes as well would you? Ta very much in advance.... yippie I love the caramel wafers "
I can also swing by McVities, Tennents and numerous whisky/gin distilleries so I think we're good actually. First thing that's made me feel positive about Brexit, bring on the looting! |
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Cant see why there is panic. Most international hauliers know what documents they need to cross a border. We dont need more ferries as there wont be suddenly more goods going to and from europe unless europe buys more of our goods. The only issue will be the time it takes the customs clearance to be processed will dover and calais have enough trained staff ? Most customs declarations can actually be done online especially by bigger companies who have the required standards. Most.of the scare mongering is by big retailers wanting to increase prices and profits.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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and before I get shouted down I don't believe any of them mps they are out to lot after themselves and no one else apart from one and that's jess Philips she seems to be the only one who connects on a human level |
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