"Do you take your phone when you go for a poo?
Actually having a poo right now as I’m reading this thread and replying!
men can muti task...go you  "
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"Very unhygienic yuk
#applyingfilters lol "
Your kitchen sponge probably has more bacteria and faecal matter on it than my phone, and yes, my phone accompanies me to the bog.
Oddly enough by the time I come to wipe it will be safely back in my dressing gown pocket, on the side of the sink, or on the floor, and I've NEVER got confused and started typing on the bog roll whilst wiping my arse with my phone.
I also close the lid on the toilet too before I flush, thus preventing any unwanted splashage
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"Very unhygienic yuk
#applyingfilters lol
Your kitchen sponge probably has more bacteria and faecal matter on it than my phone, and yes, my phone accompanies me to the bog.
Oddly enough by the time I come to wipe it will be safely back in my dressing gown pocket, on the side of the sink, or on the floor, and I've NEVER got confused and started typing on the bog roll whilst wiping my arse with my phone.
I also close the lid on the toilet too before I flush, thus preventing any unwanted splashage
P"
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I'm a bloke of course I do! I echo the comments of my lovely OH about obvious hygiene, but IMHO it's merely the 21st century of a lad taking a paper into the loo and enjoying a good 20 minutes sat on it reading...
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"Very unhygienic yuk
#applyingfilters lol
Your kitchen sponge probably has more bacteria and faecal matter on it than my phone, and yes, my phone accompanies me to the bog.
Oddly enough by the time I come to wipe it will be safely back in my dressing gown pocket, on the side of the sink, or on the floor, and I've NEVER got confused and started typing on the bog roll whilst wiping my arse with my phone.
I also close the lid on the toilet too before I flush, thus preventing any unwanted splashage
P"
I've now got images of people wiping their arse with their phone |
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"Very unhygienic yuk
#applyingfilters lol
Your kitchen sponge probably has more bacteria and faecal matter on it than my phone, and yes, my phone accompanies me to the bog.
Oddly enough by the time I come to wipe it will be safely back in my dressing gown pocket, on the side of the sink, or on the floor, and I've NEVER got confused and started typing on the bog roll whilst wiping my arse with my phone.
I also close the lid on the toilet too before I flush, thus preventing any unwanted splashage
P
I've now got images of people wiping their arse with their phone "
I've stuck an unused sanitary towel to my lips before now whilst not concentrating, put that in my mouth instead of the wrapper while changing towels. Thank god it was the clean one!
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"Very unhygienic yuk
#applyingfilters lol
Your kitchen sponge probably has more bacteria and faecal matter on it than my phone, and yes, my phone accompanies me to the bog.
Oddly enough by the time I come to wipe it will be safely back in my dressing gown pocket, on the side of the sink, or on the floor, and I've NEVER got confused and started typing on the bog roll whilst wiping my arse with my phone.
I also close the lid on the toilet too before I flush, thus preventing any unwanted splashage
P
I've now got images of people wiping their arse with their phone
I've stuck an unused sanitary towel to my lips before now whilst not concentrating, put that in my mouth instead of the wrapper while changing towels. Thank god it was the clean one!
P"
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