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I'm a great believer in you're never to old to stop learning.
So let's have your random facts to spread a little knowledge and learning 
Most WOW I didn't know that fact wins a curly wurly
I'll start with The word SWIMS reads the same upside down, |
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Ah ha! My kind of thread!
Okey dokey: Did you know that moths cannot (or possibly refuse to) fly during an earthquake?
Scientists are baffled as to why however. |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
Humans ar the only animal with chins |
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"Objects really are closer than they appear....    "
Absolutely,
It's difficult to tell if it's a small object up close or a larger object a long way away |
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Swindon Town are unique in the football league. Why?
They are the only club that does not have a letter from the word ‘mackerel’ in their name
Confession - I learnt this from a post on Fab a few months back. |
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"Humans ar the only animal with chins"
what about elephants |
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As well as orbiting the sun as a solar system we are orbiting a super massive black hole at the centre of our galaxy and further to that as a galaxy we are falling through space (although up, down, left , right has no meaning...so moving very fast in a certain direction) |
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The light at the end of the tunnel is more than likely a train  |
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"As well as orbiting the sun as a solar system we are orbiting a super massive black hole at the centre of our galaxy and further to that as a galaxy we are falling through space (although up, down, left , right has no meaning...so moving very fast in a certain direction)"
I was so going to say that  |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
"Humans ar the only animal with chins
what about elephants "
My cats have chins |
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male honey bees blind the queen during sex |
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Chelsea are the only London club to have won the Champions league. |
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According to a study conducted by The State University of New York, semen can actually help fight depression. This is due to the fact that it apparently contains chemicals that can elevate one’s mood, increase affection, and additionally, induce sleep.
With this in mind, can I just advertise the fact that I actually have a supply of the stuff ‘on tap’ so to speak so if anyone’s interested...... |
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over a year ago
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Snails are the second deadliest animal on the planet |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
Butterflies taste with their feet. |
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"Humans ar the only animal with chins
what about elephants "
And chimps, gorillas, lemurs, orang-utans....etc?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city |
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The Sun burns off 4 million tonnes of mass per second. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The main cause of global warming is the methane expelled by cows farting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is an animal that Never Dies!.
the immortal jellyfish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cows can't wee while walking |
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"Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city"
We have this in Chester but it's a Welshman with a crossbow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its near impossible to hum while holding your nose |
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Pineapple is mildly flesh eating |
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"Its near impossible to hum while holding your nose"
you know... I just had to try it |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
We Went to the Moon Before We Thought to Put Wheels on Luggage |
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over a year ago
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"Its near impossible to hum while holding your nose
you know... I just had to try it "
It's impossible to lick your own elbow too |
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"Its near impossible to hum while holding your nose
you know... I just had to try it
It's impossible to lick your own elbow too"
here I go again..Yes I concur |
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One for all you arachnophobes now (as I’m such a kind hearted soul) 
Did you know that the bite of the fearsome Brazilian wandering spider can cause Priapism (prolonged and extremely painful erections) in male victims?
Oh.....and as an after thought, the venom frequently kills the victim to.
Fear not though, the species isn’t found on our shores although don’t be too complacent just yet because did you also know that it is estimated that one is never more than ten feet away from a spider at any given time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Humans are the only animal to feel embarrassed AND only ones who need to! |
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over a year ago
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You can not sneeze with your eyes open |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Humans ar the only animal with chins
what about elephants
And chimps, gorillas, lemurs, orang-utans....etc?
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If you’re looking across all of the hominids which is the family tree after the split with chimpanzees, there are not really that many traits that we can point to that we can say are exclusively human. Those animals all walked on two legs. The one thing that really sticks out is the chin. While other animals have jaws no others besides humans have the little section of bone on the lower jaw that juts past the teeth.
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over a year ago
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Cows can walk upstairs but not down. |
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A well known fact is that humans share 98% of their DNA with chimpanzees but we also share 50% of our DNA with bananas. Which half of you is banana? |
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The US Supreme Court building has a basketball court on the fifth floor which is known as "The highest court in the land". |
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We swallow about 8 spiders when sleeping (not in 1 go) |
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Queen Elizabeth II is a trained mechanic  |
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"Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city
We have this in Chester but it's a Welshman with a crossbow."
Hate to burst your bubble, but it's no longer true
"A spokesperson for the Law Commission said: “It is illegal to shoot a Welsh or Scottish person regardless of the day, location or choice of weaponry.
“The idea that it may once have been allowed in Chester appears to arise from a reputed City Ordinance of 1403, passed in response to the Glyndwr Rising, and imposing a curfew on Welshmen in the city.
“However, it is not even clear that this Ordinance ever existed" |
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"Cows can't wee while walking"
Neither can I! |
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over a year ago
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"A well known fact is that humans share 98% of their DNA with chimpanzees but we also share 50% of our DNA with bananas. Which half of you is banana?"
the half that looks like Michelle fife-er |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bees have hairy knees.. To collect pollen with |
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"A well known fact is that humans share 98% of their DNA with chimpanzees but we also share 50% of our DNA with bananas. Which half of you is banana?"
Bottom half. Like mermaid. |
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"Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city
We have this in Chester but it's a Welshman with a crossbow.
Hate to burst your bubble, but it's no longer true
"A spokesperson for the Law Commission said: “It is illegal to shoot a Welsh or Scottish person regardless of the day, location or choice of weaponry.
“The idea that it may once have been allowed in Chester appears to arise from a reputed City Ordinance of 1403, passed in response to the Glyndwr Rising, and imposing a curfew on Welshmen in the city.
“However, it is not even clear that this Ordinance ever existed""
Damn it. What am I going to do with all my Welsh enemies I lured to Chester now!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Found this one on google:
If pinocchio says "My nose will grow now" it would cause a paradox |
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"Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city
We have this in Chester but it's a Welshman with a crossbow.
Hate to burst your bubble, but it's no longer true
"A spokesperson for the Law Commission said: “It is illegal to shoot a Welsh or Scottish person regardless of the day, location or choice of weaponry.
“The idea that it may once have been allowed in Chester appears to arise from a reputed City Ordinance of 1403, passed in response to the Glyndwr Rising, and imposing a curfew on Welshmen in the city.
“However, it is not even clear that this Ordinance ever existed"
Damn it. What am I going to do with all my Welsh enemies I lured to Chester now!?"
Tie them to the St Andrews cross in the Townhouse ? |
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"Chelsea are the only London club to have won the Champions league."
only the one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One from QI.
Slave ownership was still 'legal' within the UK up until 2010 ! |
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"Humans ar the only animal with chins
what about elephants
And chimps, gorillas, lemurs, orang-utans....etc?
If you’re looking across all of the hominids which is the family tree after the split with chimpanzees, there are not really that many traits that we can point to that we can say are exclusively human. Those animals all walked on two legs. The one thing that really sticks out is the chin. While other animals have jaws no others besides humans have the little section of bone on the lower jaw that juts past the teeth.
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google search..
Surprising and almost ludicrous, it may sound, but it is apparently true - we are the only two species to have chins. Although there is often debate as to whether the same term of "chin" can be used for elephants, the feature is arguably the same in both species.
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"Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city
We have this in Chester but it's a Welshman with a crossbow.
Hate to burst your bubble, but it's no longer true
"A spokesperson for the Law Commission said: “It is illegal to shoot a Welsh or Scottish person regardless of the day, location or choice of weaponry.
“The idea that it may once have been allowed in Chester appears to arise from a reputed City Ordinance of 1403, passed in response to the Glyndwr Rising, and imposing a curfew on Welshmen in the city.
“However, it is not even clear that this Ordinance ever existed"
Damn it. What am I going to do with all my Welsh enemies I lured to Chester now!?
Tie them to the St Andrews cross in the Townhouse ? "
I'd have to lug them all the way to the Wirral first! Might just throw them in the canal. |
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One from QI.
Slave ownership was still 'legal' within the UK up until 2010 ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are more planets in the universe than grains of sand on earth |
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Here’s a rather delightful ornithological factoid:
Bassian thrushes have been known to dislodge their prey from piles of leaves by directing their farts at them(!!!) The expulsion of the arse gas shifts the leaf-litter on the ground and apparently provokes worms to move around, thus revealing their location. |
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"One from QI.
Slave ownership was still 'legal' within the UK up until 2010 !"
thats shocking |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Humans ar the only animal with chins
what about elephants
And chimps, gorillas, lemurs, orang-utans....etc?
If you’re looking across all of the hominids which is the family tree after the split with chimpanzees, there are not really that many traits that we can point to that we can say are exclusively human. Those animals all walked on two legs. The one thing that really sticks out is the chin. While other animals have jaws no others besides humans have the little section of bone on the lower jaw that juts past the teeth.
google search..
Surprising and almost ludicrous, it may sound, but it is apparently true - we are the only two species to have chins. Although there is often debate as to whether the same term of "chin" can be used for elephants, the feature is arguably the same in both species.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seals fuck penguins against their will.
*Drops the mic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Donald Trump ..
star sign Gemini.
Boris Johnson star sign Gemini .
Jeremy Corbyn star sign Gemini.
what's going on ! |
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Your body is completely different than it was 10 years ago. You replace all the cells in your body around every 7-10 years meaning you're a whole new person. |
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"Seals fuck penguins against their will.
*Drops the mic"
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
Oh, one I remember reading a while ago, all the skin that you can see on your body is dead. The average adult is effectively carrying around 5lb of dead skin.
Lovely. |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
There are more atoms in a grain of sand than there are stars in the observable universe. |
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Slugs have sat nav with my address in...... |
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"Swindon Town are unique in the football league. Why?
They are the only club that does not have a letter from the word ‘mackerel’ in their name
Confession - I learnt this from a post on Fab a few months back. "
Hull City are also unique in that they are the only team with no letters in their name with a fully enclosed part that can be coloured in. |
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Horses can not vomit (weird but apparently true). |
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"Slugs have sat nav with my address in......"
it could be worse it could be snails...to quote a poster above.
Snails are the second deadliest animal on the planet |
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"Slugs have sat nav with my address in......
it could be worse it could be snails...to quote a poster above.
Snails are the second deadliest animal on the planet "
Snails? he,s been using Wikipedia! |
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All public officials and attorneys in Kentucky must swear an oath that they have not fought a duel with deadly weapons nor acted as a second in another person’s duel. The oath took effect in 1848. |
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"Slugs have sat nav with my address in......
it could be worse it could be snails...to quote a poster above.
Snails are the second deadliest animal on the planet
Snails? he,s been using Wikipedia! "
on another bright note the snails would kill the slugs..I'm ever the optimist |
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Cleopatra lived closer to the reign of dinosaurs than to the modern day. |
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By *st 1972Man
over a year ago
Kingswinford |
"Humans ar the only animal with chins"
Sometimes more than one |
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The average adult human has 2 to 9 pounds of bacteria in his or her body |
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The Ridgeway which runs from Wiltshire to Berkshire is officially the UK’s oldest road and dates back over 5000 years. It is not however the first Tarmac road in the UK; The honour of this distinction dates back to a road laid in 1902 in Nottingham.
How absolutely riveting eh? I trust that none of you reading this will suffer any insomnia tonight..... |
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over a year ago
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It's illegal to tie an alligator to a lampost in Texas |
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"A well known fact is that humans share 98% of their DNA with chimpanzees but we also share 50% of our DNA with bananas. Which half of you is banana?"
This could be why the population remains 50/50 men / women |
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Despite their name, naked mole rats (the most awesome creatures on earth by the way!) are neither moles nor rats (nor are they totally hairless for that matter). In fact, they are more closely related to porcupines and guinea pigs.
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A strawberry isn't a berry but a watermelon is. Think they fucked up when naming fruits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have one bollock lower than the other |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Your body is completely different than it was 10 years ago. You replace all the cells in your body around every 7-10 years meaning you're a whole new person."
Explain my tattoos then... |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Cleopatra lived closer to the reign of dinosaurs than to the modern day."
Correction,Cleopatra lived closer to the present day than the building of the pyramids. |
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over a year ago
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Celtic were the first British club to win the European Cup (Lisbon lions) |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
If you tear a hole in a net, there are less holes than before you ripped it. |
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9,man and penis all sound the same in Cantonese. You have to be very careful with pronunciation |
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Kokot is a Polish Surname, but in Czech it means 'Prick' now Mr Prick I will give you a sharp scratch and you will be penatrated forthwith! ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you tear a hole in a net, there are less holes than before you ripped it."
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Prairie Dogs say Hello with kisses
Let's be like Prairie dogs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Bumble Bee has to flap its wings 240 times a second to be able to fly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its near impossible to hum while holding your nose"
I tried of course and didn’t struggle. Now I have A party trick. - Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg. |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"Cats give love bites...."
suzuki has a biger cock than most men on fab |
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"Cows can't wee while walking"
Yes. And the bull made me shit myself when running. |
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"Cats give love bites.... suzuki has a biger cock than most men on fab "
Haaaaaaaaaa this is true...... |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
Autocorrect is a real, tiny person that lives inside your phone and is determined to destroy your life |
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A whales penis is called a 'dork' |
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"Humans are the only animal with chins
what about elephants "
What about gorillas ? |
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A Ginger's freckles represent stolen souls |
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The word gullible doesn’t appear in the dictionary at all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know a few males that do this regular at the end of it though hahaha |
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Shops sell clocks and watches with the time showing 10mins to 2.
Because your more likely to buy it if it looks like a happy face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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our hands have fingertips but we walk on tiptoes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cows can't wee while walking"
Cows can walk upstairs but not back down them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Donald Trump ..
star sign Gemini.
Boris Johnson star sign Gemini .
Jeremy Corbyn star sign Gemini.
what's going on !"
I share my star sign with those cockwombles?! Well that’s disappointing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my penis is the same size as an argos pen
also i am now banned from argos |
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"I know a few males that do this regular at the end of it though hahaha "
What are you referring to ? |
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"Its near impossible to hum while holding your nose"
Haha so it is |
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If you have appendicitis you can't stand on one leg. |
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose"
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Michael Jackson picked his nose from a catalogue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Venus is the hottest planet in our solar system |
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By *BN19Couple
over a year ago
Reading |
A banana has 108 calories. A gin & tonic has 91 calories |
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"Venus is the hottest planet in our solar system"
And spins in a clockwise direction, other planets spin anti-clockwise, although Uranus has its axis at 90 degrees to vertical |
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Final duck comics were banned in Finland because he didn’t wear anything down below |
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You’re born with 300 bones, but by the time your an adult you only have 206
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It is illegal to have sex whilst playing chess in Tallinn, Estonia.
‘My Bishop enters your Queen.....’ |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
Before was was was, was was is... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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666 in the Book of Revelations was a reference to the Roman Empire or Nero.. not to the devil |
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A bag of brazil nuts are radioactive enough to set off the radiation detectors in a nuclear power station
Also the brazil nut is the only nut that is know to trigger a sexually transmitted allergic reaction i.e. if you have sex with someone who has eaten some it can set off your allergy |
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"A bag of brazil nuts are radioactive enough to set off the radiation detectors in a nuclear power station
Also the brazil nut is the only nut that is know to trigger a sexually transmitted allergic reaction i.e. if you have sex with someone who has eaten some it can set off your allergy "
maybe be need a Brazil nut disclosure on profiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Elephants can sense earthquakes..or so I've heard anyway... |
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There is more sugar in tomato sauce than icecream x |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
If you send a wedding invite to every billionaire you can find there is a 50/50 chance their assistant will send a gift without checking who the fuck you are.. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
All Chris Hemsworths space scenes in the Avengers movie were filmed on earth due primarily to his oxygen dependency. |
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By *adyHWoman
over a year ago
South Glos |
In medieval times the stairs in castles etc would have the top step unequal to the others in order to trip any intruders thus waking the occupants to an attack |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
Scientists now believe that approx 2% of the earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware lids being removed from dishwashers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All Chris Hemsworths space scenes in the Avengers movie were filmed on earth due primarily to his oxygen dependency."
Hahahahahahaha |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"In medieval times the stairs in castles etc would have the top step unequal to the others in order to trip any intruders thus waking the occupants to an attack "
The japanese invented the "nightingale floor" in houses of rich lord. Metal collars were placed around the nails holding them down. It was possible to tune them so it was possible to hear where an intruder was in the house. Dividing walls made of rice paper made it more difficult for them to use the walls to climb up. |
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There are 17 species of aniamal named after star wars characters
S(m) |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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I can hum while holding my nose |
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Did you know the average fab male sends over 247 cock photos without anyone asking? |
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By *adyHWoman
over a year ago
South Glos |
"In medieval times the stairs in castles etc would have the top step unequal to the others in order to trip any intruders thus waking the occupants to an attack
The japanese invented the "nightingale floor" in houses of rich lord. Metal collars were placed around the nails holding them down. It was possible to tune them so it was possible to hear where an intruder was in the house. Dividing walls made of rice paper made it more difficult for them to use the walls to climb up."
Interesting I like it |
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over a year ago
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"Humans ar the only animal with chins
what about elephants "
Pigs have chins too |
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The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full of water |
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"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose
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Michael Jackson picked his nose from a catalogue."
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"A banana has 108 calories. A gin & tonic has 91 calories"
I'm sure my measures of gin have more than 91 calories |
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I am a member of the Pathological Liars Association.
In fact, i'm the president of that organisation. I get a free Bentley and chauffer, every other weekend spent with Holly Willoughby and some magic beans. |
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"In medieval times the stairs in castles etc would have the top step unequal to the others in order to trip any intruders thus waking the occupants to an attack "
The circular staircases run clockwise as you go up them, as this impedes a swordsman who is on the attack, but allows the castles defender to use his sword unimpeded. |
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What’s biggest muscle on human body that only connected at one end?????
And no it’s no a cock!!!
The tongue |
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"According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg."
Not according to their first album. |
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"666 in the Book of Revelations was a reference to the Roman Empire or Nero.. not to the devil"
Its nothing to do with Satan, its the number of man. Only those with the mark will be able to trade etc. |
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If all the water on earth was put in a bucket , and then you put your hands in the bucket and then lift then out and shake, well the water that is left on your hand is equates to the amount off fresh water on earth. Not very much! |
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We can’t make water , only reuse so we are drinking the same water the dinosaurs where pissing!!! Think how many bodies your next drink water been through lol,
Only know as work in water industry |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"We can’t make water , only reuse so we are drinking the same water the dinosaurs where pissing!!! Think how many bodies your next drink water been through lol,
Only know as work in water industry "
Incorrect, water is made by a chemical reaction
I have made water during chemistry lessons |
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"We can’t make water , only reuse so we are drinking the same water the dinosaurs where pissing!!! Think how many bodies your next drink water been through lol,
Only know as work in water industry
Incorrect, water is made by a chemical reaction
I have made water during chemistry lessons "
Correct but the reaction is releasing the water that was present when the chemical was formed, look at it this way if we could make it would be any famine or water shortages, sea water costs a bomb to filter at the moment but clever bods have almost perfected a new way |
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"Cows can't wee while walking
Cows can walk upstairs but not back down them"
And that is why I have a herd of cattle in my attic! |
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By *ackey102Man
over a year ago
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Money for old rope.....when they use to sell old rope from sail ships
Dead ringer......the rich many years back use to tie a rope/string to the wrist the if the person come to in the coffin they use to dig you up, hence a dead ringer.
Buried at Sea, the last stitch use to be through your nose just to see if you wasn't blaggjng it. |
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"Shops sell clocks and watches with the time showing 10mins to 2.
Because your more likely to buy it if it looks like a happy face "
I think you mean ten past ten. |
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Broken glass tastes like blood x |
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The circular staircases run clockwise as you go up them, as this impedes a swordsman who is on the attack, but allows the castles defender to use his sword unimpeded."
But what if he was left handed ? |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
Bacon was used to make explosives in ww2. |
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"The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full of water "
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ooooo I'm going to use that as a nonsense reply to an arguement,.good one |
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"Humans ar the only animal with chins
what about elephants
Pigs have chins too "
and chin-panzees |
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"Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city
We have this in Chester but it's a Welshman with a crossbow.
Hate to burst your bubble, but it's no longer true
"A spokesperson for the Law Commission said: “It is illegal to shoot a Welsh or Scottish person regardless of the day, location or choice of weaponry.
“The idea that it may once have been allowed in Chester appears to arise from a reputed City Ordinance of 1403, passed in response to the Glyndwr Rising, and imposing a curfew on Welshmen in the city.
“However, it is not even clear that this Ordinance ever existed"
Damn it. What am I going to do with all my Welsh enemies I lured to Chester now!?"
Best one today lol |
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"Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city
We have this in Chester but it's a Welshman with a crossbow.
Hate to burst your bubble, but it's no longer true
"A spokesperson for the Law Commission said: “It is illegal to shoot a Welsh or Scottish person regardless of the day, location or choice of weaponry.
“The idea that it may once have been allowed in Chester appears to arise from a reputed City Ordinance of 1403, passed in response to the Glyndwr Rising, and imposing a curfew on Welshmen in the city.
“However, it is not even clear that this Ordinance ever existed"
Damn it. What am I going to do with all my Welsh enemies I lured to Chester now!?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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A spacesuit takes at least Two people to put on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg."
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dinosaur eggs millions of years before chickens existed.Perhaps the bible has a few made up bits. Amen. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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There were no left handed samurai. All were taught right handed, regardless of natural tendencies |
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Laughter is the best medicine... unless you're diabetic in which case it's probably insulin |
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"There were no left handed samurai. All were taught right handed, regardless of natural tendencies"
I met few left handed women who managed to hold my sword properly |
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The door at number 10 downing street can only be opened from the inside. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"The door at number 10 downing street can only be opened from the inside. "
Same as most drug dealer houses.. |
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had he retained his
USA citizenship ,(which he gave up in 2017) Boris Johnson could have run for president after serving his term as prime minister |
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"The door at number 10 downing street can only be opened from the inside.
Same as most drug dealer houses.. "
And it's used hundreds of times a day too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeremy Corbyn is a vegetarian ...and he takes pictures of manhole covers  |
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over a year ago
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Polar bears have black skin and tongue |
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"Polar bears have black skin and tongue "
And their fur isn't white, it's translucent. |
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By *hezuMan
over a year ago
East London |
Multiplying an odd number with itself always results in an odd number |
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Twain stands for technology without an interesting name and nicam is near instantaneous compounded audio multiplex... And why I know those... Dunno! |
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over a year ago
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My random fact is, this thread is almost finished. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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They say that the mind and imagination are infinite.
But you cant imagine a new colour.. |
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