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Sentences you never thought you'd hear
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What sentence have you heard (or read) lately that you never thought would cross your path?
Today, mine is "How to fuck like a Hufflepuff".
I honestly don't know how to process that. |
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I was struggling down the stairs of my hotel in Blackpool on Sunday morning, I always pack far too much! And some random guy came up to me and said "hey I know you, you are the one that is always carrying bags", WTF! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it in ? 
Or the dreaded, ‘That’s the wrong hole!’ "
I was staying over at a gf's house years ago and we could hear her parents "getting it on" through the bedroom wall. I say getting it on, what we actually heard was her mother shout "John, that's my belly button man!" |
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"Is it in ?
Or the dreaded, ‘That’s the wrong hole!’
I was staying over at a gf's house years ago and we could hear her parents "getting it on" through the bedroom wall. I say getting it on, what we actually heard was her mother shout "John, that's my belly button man!" "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After ...... Uncle Mick, you're so silly, and me asking why.
"Because I'm weeing on your foot".
Little girl was bursting for a wee, held her by the arms so she could hover while having a wee.
I'm paranoid thinking it could look bad, walking into bushes with a child, and so was looking everywhere but at her.
She was chuckling so much, and so I asked why. (Facepalm) |
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....to be fair, I did finish off 2 other Sunday roasts as Well as my own!! Haha 
