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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No not the breakfast cereal, the fart absorbing underwear. I’ve never felt more alive
Anyone else experienced the sweet tones and magical moments  "
Tell me more please
I might need some of these |
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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago
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"No not the breakfast cereal, the fart absorbing underwear. I’ve never felt more alive
Anyone else experienced the sweet tones and magical moments
Tell me more please
I might need some of these"
Indeed you may
Well may I suggest the flesh toned midi with extra musical tones for you. Not only will you smell like Lenor. You will sound like the three tenors |
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"No not the breakfast cereal, the fart absorbing underwear. I’ve never felt more alive
Anyone else experienced the sweet tones and magical moments
Tell me more please
I might need some of these
Indeed you may
Well may I suggest the flesh toned midi with extra musical tones for you. Not only will you smell like Lenor. You will sound like the three tenors "
WTF
SPAT MY TEA OUT 
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Surely no underwear can abate the sheer might of a proud fart?!
They are completely uncontainable.
Indeed, I have campaigned tirelessly for years and entreated scientists the world over that we should harness the power of flatulence for it potentially represents the most powerful force on earth - Even possibly dwarfing nuclear fusion! |
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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago
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"Are they also knitted by nannas?? "
I think they are knitted by Chinese nannas who use their 70 year old pupes in intricate knitting patterns to provide the odour block and which also create musical tones according to the different stitches that they would use |
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