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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And your point is ?
Just an observation.  "
Oh, like men who take cock photo's whilst sat on the toilet, with their pants around their ankles and white socks on ? Really sexy 
Just an observation  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And your point is ?
Just an observation.
Oh, like men who take cock photo's whilst sat on the toilet, with their pants around their ankles and white socks on ? Really sexy
Just an observation "
PMSL.  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"And your point is ?
Just an observation.
Oh, like men who take cock photo's whilst sat on the toilet, with their pants around their ankles and white socks on ? Really sexy
Just an observation "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And your point is ?
Just an observation.
Oh, like men who take cock photo's whilst sat on the toilet, with their pants around their ankles and white socks on ? Really sexy
Just an observation "
I’m glad the guys put those pics on as it narrows down the field for the rest of us, Fab is like the Grand National we need a few fallers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And your point is ?
Just an observation.
Oh, like men who take cock photo's whilst sat on the toilet, with their pants around their ankles and white socks on ? Really sexy
Just an observation
I’m glad the guys put those pics on as it narrows down the field for the rest of us, Fab is like the Grand National we need a few fallers "
And body shakers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a lie. Those are all photoshopped you can’t get two fists up a bucket pussy. You can only get one medium sized up according to the Marigold sizing chart "
I do love your answers! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On some of the fab profiles.
Men literally have their fingers / fist / wrist and forearm.
Right down women's pussies.
Talk about 'stretching' lol. Easy , dont look if you dont like it "
Just an observation. Nothing shocks me on (fab). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did anyone mention popcorn?
Butterkist please
Share
Now you’re being silly
SHARE or I won’t let let you play with my BOOBS "
. I’ll buy you a whole pack in that case! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On some of the fab profiles.
Men literally have their fingers / fist / wrist and forearm.
Right down women's pussies.
Talk about 'stretching' lol."
Not sure you know the mechanics of a vagina. They fit babies coming out of them and go relatively back to normal. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language "
It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language
It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there "
A bit like Davey Jones's locker then |
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"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language
It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there "
PMSL xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language
It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there
A bit like Davey Jones's locker then "
Afternoon PP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had two kids, absolutely ruined my festival experience! Can’t go on anyone’s shoulders in case I accidentally suck up their head into my vagina!! So embarrassing when your mate whinges he’s missed Slipknot, haha x Viv x |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language
It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there
A bit like Davey Jones's locker then "
That's my next username |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language
It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there "
is that where cauliflowered ears come from the ones with teeth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language
It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there
A bit like Davey Jones's locker then
That's my next username "
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language
It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there
A bit like Davey Jones's locker then
That's my next username "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve had two kids, absolutely ruined my festival experience! Can’t go on anyone’s shoulders in case I accidentally suck up their head into my vagina!! So embarrassing when your mate whinges he’s missed Slipknot, haha x Viv x"
That made me laugh out loud |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve had two kids, absolutely ruined my festival experience! Can’t go on anyone’s shoulders in case I accidentally suck up their head into my vagina!! So embarrassing when your mate whinges he’s missed Slipknot, haha x Viv x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve had two kids, absolutely ruined my festival experience! Can’t go on anyone’s shoulders in case I accidentally suck up their head into my vagina!! So embarrassing when your mate whinges he’s missed Slipknot, haha x Viv x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve had two kids, absolutely ruined my festival experience! Can’t go on anyone’s shoulders in case I accidentally suck up their head into my vagina!! So embarrassing when your mate whinges he’s missed Slipknot, haha x Viv x"
*The Mongolian Horde laugh their fucking arses off* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language
It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there
A bit like Davey Jones's locker then
That's my next username "
Just my kind of lass NSA ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And your point is ?
Just an observation.
Oh, like men who take cock photo's whilst sat on the toilet, with their pants around their ankles and white socks on ? Really sexy
Just an observation "
Let's hope they are clean pants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fisting definitely isn't for me. I swear if a guy tried to inflict that on me, I would stick a pencil with a rubber on the end in and out of the his urethra, see if he enjoys that, whilst punching his balls simultaneously. Having my cervix punched is not my idea of fun.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fisting definitely isn't for me. I swear if a guy tried to inflict that on me, I would stick a pencil with a rubber on the end in and out of the his urethra, see if he enjoys that, whilst punching his balls simultaneously. Having my cervix punched is not my idea of fun.
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safe sex at least |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fisting definitely isn't for me. I swear if a guy tried to inflict that on me, I would stick a pencil with a rubber on the end in and out of the his urethra, see if he enjoys that, whilst punching his balls simultaneously. Having my cervix punched is not my idea of fun.
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Fisting definitely isn't for me. I swear if a guy tried to inflict that on me, I would stick a pencil with a rubber on the end in and out of the his urethra, see if he enjoys that, whilst punching his balls simultaneously. Having my cervix punched is not my idea of fun.
safe sex at least "
Because the pencils got a rubber on the end? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fisting definitely isn't for me. I swear if a guy tried to inflict that on me, I would stick a pencil with a rubber on the end in and out of the his urethra, see if he enjoys that, whilst punching his balls simultaneously. Having my cervix punched is not my idea of fun.
safe sex at least
Because the pencils got a rubber on the end? "
you got it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fisting definitely isn't for me. I swear if a guy tried to inflict that on me, I would stick a pencil with a rubber on the end in and out of the his urethra, see if he enjoys that, whilst punching his balls simultaneously. Having my cervix punched is not my idea of fun.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fisting definitely isn't for me. I swear if a guy tried to inflict that on me, I would stick a pencil with a rubber on the end in and out of the his urethra, see if he enjoys that, whilst punching his balls simultaneously. Having my cervix punched is not my idea of fun.
safe sex at least
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! "
but still wit tho right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fisting definitely isn't for me. I swear if a guy tried to inflict that on me, I would stick a pencil with a rubber on the end in and out of the his urethra, see if he enjoys that, whilst punching his balls simultaneously. Having my cervix punched is not my idea of fun.
safe sex at least
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! but still wit tho right "
You do have a good soh, I'll give you that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fisting definitely isn't for me. I swear if a guy tried to inflict that on me, I would stick a pencil with a rubber on the end in and out of the his urethra, see if he enjoys that, whilst punching his balls simultaneously. Having my cervix punched is not my idea of fun.
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This made me chuckle and I agree with you completely x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's always a silver lining. If you've not got a free hand to carry home your spuds from the supermarket, well, a 5 kilo bag will fit in there quite nicely thank you.
Keep up the kegel exercises and you can have them peeled and ready to cook by the time you get home. Braw! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There's always a silver lining. If you've not got a free hand to carry home your spuds from the supermarket, well, a 5 kilo bag will fit in there quite nicely thank you.
Keep up the kegel exercises and you can have them peeled and ready to cook by the time you get home. Braw! "
I will bare that in mind? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh but unless constantly kept open with a stretching device a vagina will go straight back. It will never be a bucket unless we are talking of a doll house size bucket |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The bonus of my bucket minge? There's room to carry 10 flagons of ale. More than enough for decent piss up. Cum get ya fill bitches. "
Cheap night then, lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The thread has a champion!
Best reply ever
"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language
It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there "
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"The thread has a champion!
Best reply ever
I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language
It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman "
That must be fake surely. I don’t think that’s even possible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman
That must be fake surely. I don’t think that’s even possible. "
That's what I thought but it looked real enough |
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"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language
It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there "
Souls? I think I found a few people lost in one once
As a safety precaution now, I always open up the vagina lips and shout “I’m coming in!!!” Then I find a rope and tie myself against the bed so I don’t fall in and I insert as many fingers I can squeeze into the vagina to see if I can help any of those poor people out. And only then will I proceed to insert my penis.
It’s worked well for me so far. Saved quite a few lives. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman
That must be fake surely. I don’t think that’s even possible.
That's what I thought but it looked real enough "
I’ve heard about it and it is fake. A woman can just about do a babies head and shoulders during childbirth. Bones and ligaments move also to allow this, this would not happen with someone just putting something up there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language
It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there
Souls? I think I found a few people lost in one once
As a safety precaution now, I always open up the vagina lips and shout “I’m coming in!!!” Then I find a rope and tie myself against the bed so I don’t fall in and I insert as many fingers I can squeeze into the vagina to see if I can help any of those poor people out. And only then will I proceed to insert my penis.
It’s worked well for me so far. Saved quite a few lives."
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman
That must be fake surely. I don’t think that’s even possible.
That's what I thought but it looked real enough
I’ve heard about it and it is fake. A woman can just about do a babies head and shoulders during childbirth. Bones and ligaments move also to allow this, this would not happen with someone just putting something up there. "
Fancy going to hospital with a head stuck up your fanny hah hah. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman
That must be fake surely. I don’t think that’s even possible.
That's what I thought but it looked real enough
I’ve heard about it and it is fake. A woman can just about do a babies head and shoulders during childbirth. Bones and ligaments move also to allow this, this would not happen with someone just putting something up there.
Fancy going to hospital with a head stuck up your fanny hah hah. "
I just fell on it Doc, honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman
That must be fake surely. I don’t think that’s even possible.
That's what I thought but it looked real enough
I’ve heard about it and it is fake. A woman can just about do a babies head and shoulders during childbirth. Bones and ligaments move also to allow this, this would not happen with someone just putting something up there.
Fancy going to hospital with a head stuck up your fanny hah hah.
I just fell on it Doc, honest "
And he just happened to be wearing the snorkle at the time did he? |
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"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language
It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there
Souls? I think I found a few people lost in one once
As a safety precaution now, I always open up the vagina lips and shout “I’m coming in!!!” Then I find a rope and tie myself against the bed so I don’t fall in and I insert as many fingers I can squeeze into the vagina to see if I can help any of those poor people out. And only then will I proceed to insert my penis.
It’s worked well for me so far. Saved quite a few lives."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman
That must be fake surely. I don’t think that’s even possible.
That's what I thought but it looked real enough
I’ve heard about it and it is fake. A woman can just about do a babies head and shoulders during childbirth. Bones and ligaments move also to allow this, this would not happen with someone just putting something up there.
Fancy going to hospital with a head stuck up your fanny hah hah. "
He was so done with life, he wanted to go back in to the womb. |
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