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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The only answer is fire. Burn everything down. "
I did consider fire but thought it a tad excessive. I've got a 12 gauge option too but might get into a bit of bother with that route  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you sure it's a rat?
I'd phone pest control and move out!
Most definitely, it's the size of a small cat."
run!! He might have friends , or worse a family! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Are you sure it's a rat?
I'd phone pest control and move out!
Most definitely, it's the size of a small cat."
Nooooooo. You're going to have to bleach everywhere.
Go and find a cat. Stray cat will do the job.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you sure it's a rat?
I'd phone pest control and move out!
Most definitely, it's the size of a small cat.
Nooooooo. You're going to have to bleach everywhere.
Go and find a cat. Stray cat will do the job. "
I've got two but they're out and about. It's locked in be kitchen now, so the fur boys will murder it later. |
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Rat trap baited with peanut butter - it sticks to the trap and so they can't get it without triggering the trap.
Or borrow a Cairn terrier, when growing up ours was lethal to rats.
Or borrow a ferret. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've gotta woman up and try and usher it out. Or I'm going hungry.
If I'm not back in an hour, call the authorities, because the bastard will have dragged me to its lair for supper. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"There's a massive, and I mean MASSIVE, fuckin' rat scurrying around my lounge. Hub's away for a couple of days. What's a bird supposed to do? "
Where there's one...there nay be more 
The size of a cat?? Is it a mutant? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chocolate button trail out the the house.....rats love choccy
S Unless the trail leads more INTO the house. Lol"
No once its out, take steps to prevent re-entry
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Breaking News: Ratgate is solved. Breaking News: Ratgate is solved. Breaking News...
I wimped out. I got a reliable man in to come and dispose of the offending creature. It's now very, very dead. After a brief struggle, and much swearing, he managed to biff the beast over its head with a spade. He's even cleaning the kitchen for me. What a guy. |
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