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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've just been having a moan about my lack of gardening skills to my friend.
She has just told me about a website in Australia called hire a hubby (for maintenance tasks) my head instantly went somewhere else... Find a compatible"hubby". For maintenance in exchange for epic sex because they aren't getting it at home. Like a labour exchange. I feel I am warped but actually maybe I'm not!
Men have been pumping out women for years for far worse.
I could do all the matching like a professional Cilla Black ..
So by way of an experiment tell us your skills, what you need done and how you would pay?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooooooo, I have a load of crap in the back garden that needs taking to the dump or put in a skip. I have no transport or skip.
I'll cook a curry and if they're local walk their dogs for them. |
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I can offer piano lessons. I have many years experience teaching children and adults. I have grade VIII, a music degree and music festival awards under my belt.
I can also put up shelves and unblock drains.
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We had a handy man at work who's business name was hire a hubby. We paid him in cash though  .
Personally I prefer to do the jobs myself. I replaced the runners on my chest of drawers when I was about 16 so I've always been one to just do it myself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We had a handy man at work who's business name was hire a hubby. We paid him in cash though .
Personally I prefer to do the jobs myself. I replaced the runners on my chest of drawers when I was about 16 so I've always been one to just do it myself."
To be fair I do everything myself too. My initial comment to her was that it would be the only reason to have a man full time in my life now . Just so I didn't have to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brian really good with plumbing and fixing
Really good with a chainsaw
Open to offers of biscuits xx"
Chainsaw .... why did my mind flash to my ex husband  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sorry I'm still laughing at men "pumping" women out. Like they fart and we form from the gases  "
Pump up the men, pump them up real good ..
I’m singing that Techotronic song now |
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"We had a handy man at work who's business name was hire a hubby. We paid him in cash though .
Personally I prefer to do the jobs myself. I replaced the runners on my chest of drawers when I was about 16 so I've always been one to just do it myself.
To be fair I do everything myself too. My initial comment to her was that it would be the only reason to have a man full time in my life now . Just so I didn't have to "
Most of my partners have been crap at stuff like that. Maybe you need to ask them to put up a shelf before agreeing to the first date |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im a qualified beauty therapist and nail tech!
Also 20 years as a trained chef working all over, make wedding cakes ,teach you to cook, and rub your back, all for.....paint my living room |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I hire one that's a good hairdresser....so he can go to work for me and I will pay him 3 jaffa cakes per week x "
I can't cut hair but I'm on a diet and I'd do quite a bit for some Jaffa cake's right now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If someone wants to take on all the bits of my garden I can't I'd probably stretch to a hand job lol
Deal if you look me in the eyes while wanking me"
there's no other way |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I can waffle until you fall asleep or listen until I do or cook you enough food to last 'til the end of days. In exchange, if someone could come and clear the cobwebs away that'd be great. |
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"I can open jars and provide mind blowing sex, but not usually at the same time you filthy pervert 
I can also build any form of flat pack furniture ever invented "
Damn I'm never going to find a man to feed me pickled foods during sex. |
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"I can open jars and provide mind blowing sex, but not usually at the same time you filthy pervert
I can also build any form of flat pack furniture ever invented
Damn I'm never going to find a man to feed me pickled foods during sex."
Lacey I could of watered your flower last night as I was in Liverpool  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All the women I work with pretty much get me in to do their diy jobs because their own fellas are useless. There are 4 of them who I do jobs for. All good friends mind so I don’t mind. I never ask for anything in return but I get the odd bottle of JD here and there.
An arrangement for the odd sexual favour in return for diy jobs sounds good tho. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can open jars and provide mind blowing sex, but not usually at the same time you filthy pervert
I can also build any form of flat pack furniture ever invented "
Shouldn't there always be one screw left over  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I hire one that's a good hairdresser....so he can go to work for me and I will pay him 3 jaffa cakes per week x
That’s way to many Jaffa cakes "
Ok just 3 but one with a bite mark in lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I hire one that's a good hairdresser....so he can go to work for me and I will pay him 3 jaffa cakes per week x
I can't cut hair but I'm on a diet and I'd do quite a bit for some Jaffa cake's right now!"
I'm not trying to lead you astray but give in to your cravings x |
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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago
Sheffield |
"All the women I work with pretty much get me in to do their diy jobs because their own fellas are useless. There are 4 of them who I do jobs for. All good friends mind so I don’t mind. I never ask for anything in return but I get the odd bottle of JD here and there.
An arrangement for the odd sexual favour in return for diy jobs sounds good tho. "
Pity you live so far away I could find you enough jobs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the women I work with pretty much get me in to do their diy jobs because their own fellas are useless. There are 4 of them who I do jobs for. All good friends mind so I don’t mind. I never ask for anything in return but I get the odd bottle of JD here and there.
An arrangement for the odd sexual favour in return for diy jobs sounds good tho.
Pity you live so far away I could find you enough jobs
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Damn it, story of my life  |
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"I'll cook a cracking breakfast in return for someone helping me up the ladder to put loads of stuff in the attic for storage "
Deal! 
Uh....The attic stuff.....you don’t require it to be neatly stacked though, right? |
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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago
Sheffield |
"All the women I work with pretty much get me in to do their diy jobs because their own fellas are useless. There are 4 of them who I do jobs for. All good friends mind so I don’t mind. I never ask for anything in return but I get the odd bottle of JD here and there.
An arrangement for the odd sexual favour in return for diy jobs sounds good tho.
Pity you live so far away I could find you enough jobs
Damn it, story of my life "
Ha ha, typical ehh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll cook a cracking breakfast in return for someone helping me up the ladder to put loads of stuff in the attic for storage
Deal!
Uh....The attic stuff.....you don’t require it to be neatly stacked though, right?"
God no, just chuck it up, out of sight, out of mind!! |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Yep I've 101 jobs does that mean I need 101 men  I'm feeling somewhat overwhelmed.
I'll take one of those jobs. Give me the easiest one ok"
God I love Oreos so I'll be gentle however as you have chosen the easiest job you will be punished for being so lazy |
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I'd use it. I'm DIY reluctant and have a ton of small and some larger tasks.
Lawn mowing. Shrub pruning.
Man handling stuff about
Painting. Driving
Security guard
Foot massage. Hugs to ease tension.
Any other help as needed
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I've 101 jobs does that mean I need 101 men I'm feeling somewhat overwhelmed.
I'll take one of those jobs. Give me the easiest one ok
God I love Oreos so I'll be gentle however as you have chosen the easiest job you will be punished for being so lazy "
Punished how |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can waffle until you fall asleep or listen until I do or cook you enough food to last 'til the end of days. In exchange, if someone could come and clear the cobwebs away that'd be great."
Enough food cooked till the end of time just for clearing a bunch of cobwebs? Fuck me, that's a good deal!
B |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"I can put out fires,check smoke detectors and rescue pussies from trees. In return for a home cooked meal.
I have pussy in need of attention and rescuing  "
I'll carry the fire extinguisher hah...for free. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fully qualified cabinet maker so any job wood related also did 8 years antique restoration. Good at painting, decorating and general diy jobs and enjoy gardening. Accept almost any form of payment lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about we change this around a little...
'Hire A Wife' she can come around and do some odd jobs for you, and you can pay her back in sexual favours.
Sounds good ey?! |
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