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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

We can't all be Spiderman or Wonderwoman.

Give a crap superpower to the person above....

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

The ability to make everyone pay their council tax on time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ability to know what people take in their tea.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

The ability to tell if someone is a scrunched or a folder when it comes to loo paper

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

The ability to fly, but no more than 1" above the ground.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"The ability to fly, but no more than 1" above the ground.

Can I fly in a standing position?

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

The ability to tell how people eat their creme egg.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

The ability to make any person spontaneously fart their countries national anthem....

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

"The ability to fly, but no more than 1" above the ground.

Can I fly in a standing position?"

Go no! You have to wear a leotard, (yfronts over the top) and be parallel to your direction of travel, whilst holding at least one arm above your head. Anything else would make you look stupid.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

The ability to make everyone be nice to each other!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ability to spot a wonky trolley before you put your £1 in.

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

The ability to know exactly what someones been eating, from any fart they try to sneak out.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"The ability to fly, but no more than 1" above the ground.

Can I fly in a standing position?

Go no! You have to wear a leotard, (yfronts over the top) and be parallel to your direction of travel, whilst holding at least one arm above your head. Anything else would make you look stupid."

Well obviously, I don't know why I didn't think of that.

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

The ability to watch Question Time without swearing at the television. Never managed it yet.

I dont think the Dalai Lama could.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The amazing ability to read minds!

.......but only of slugs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ability to randomly show peoples thoughts in thought bubbles above their head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ability to take stickers off things cleanly first time.

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

The ability to remember bin day

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By *octor DeleriumMan over a year ago

Wellingborough

The ability to recite any publication from memory but with a very pronounced stutter.

Together with the completely useless turning wine into water miracle.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Has the uncanny ability to feel any material and tell you the precise exact location it was manufactured in....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be able to communicate with dodos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Able to communicate and manipulate Roses with his mind.... Flowers not chocolates

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By *tudiousPipWoman over a year ago

W Yorks

I actually do have a crap super power. I can find any loose paving slabs with a puddle underneath them so the water squirts up my leg, or up the leg of the person I'm with. It's quite a skill!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The ability to speak fluent Noweigan but only in cake shops or petrol stations

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can make anyone piss themselves on demand

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I actually do have a crap super power. I can find any loose paving slabs with a puddle underneath them so the water squirts up my leg, or up the leg of the person I'm with. It's quite a skill!"

Nice, I have the ability of everything I touch turning to shit in my hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can remove smegma with a wave of his hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can fart out "the flight of the bumblebee" in C sharp minor

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Can remove smegma with a wave of his hand"

The ability to untie knots, like even really tight ones!

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Can fart out "the flight of the bumblebee" in C sharp minor"

Sorry I skipped you

The ability to absorb gin through her skin

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By *hezGeekCouple over a year ago

Bristol

The ability to create the liquorice straws from sherbert fountains out of thin air.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"The ability to untie knots, like even really tight ones!

D."

The ability to replace soap/handwash with a wink of the eye.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Can squirt butter from their right wrist and marmalade from their left

Breakfast superpowers

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Can remove smegma with a wave of his hand

The ability to untie knots, like even really tight ones!

D."

can undo bra at 50 paces

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

"Can remove smegma with a wave of his hand

The ability to untie knots, like even really tight ones!

can undo bra at 50 paces"

Can make Big Ben chime by simply flashing her pert posterior

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can telly-port. Not from place to place but from channel to channel without using the remote.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Can tap dance like Fred Astaire, but only in the queue for the checkout.

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By *airyChestedDaveMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Can make men drop there pants by clicking her fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The ability to fly, but no more than 1" above the ground.

This would still be cool though, like having an actual hoverboard (not just something that's really on wheels,but has the name cos it sounds cool) and one you don't actually have to cart about!

For my own entry, I would like to bequeath some sod the Superpower of Being Able to read the Minds of those with IQs under 70...

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

A power which grants you the ability to turn humans into life sized chocolate figures (the hollow Easter type)

Just imagine an indulgent Belgian chocolate GMF ...a future Fortnum & Mason best seller I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The power to turn anything he touched into poo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The power of taking blurring pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can read books with his japseye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ability to step over small things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Instantly gives a full looks description very loudly in a Come dine with me commentary style when ever they meet anyone.

Middle aged fatty, looks like cant be bothered and does not smell the best. Did they even shower today. 3/10 lady!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ability to recite any quote form the tv programme friends from memory

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Can roll a six every time when playing Snakes and Ladders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never goes outside lines when colouring in.

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By *il FiskMan over a year ago

sefton

Being able to hold in a fart!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Becomes edward bud hands

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Can go gozzy eyed at will and make love hearts pop out of the top of his head like Pepe Le Pew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ability to not turn the big light in in the living room

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Have a detachable female finding penis like the Nautillus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To go cross eyed at flirtatious cleavages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ability to know what flavor you are picking before tasting from a bag of revels

(Could be useful actually)

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"The ability to know what flavor you are picking before tasting from a bag of revels

(Could be useful actually)"

Able to deflect bird poop at will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The ability to know what flavor you are picking before tasting from a bag of revels

(Could be useful actually)

Able to deflect bird poop at will"

Can alphabetise anything in your head.

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