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So there's a chance that Boris could be out on his arse at some point and the country will need a new leader. The good folk of fab can't do any worse than the current lot.
It's my thread so I'm Prime Minister but tell me, what cabinet job could you do and why?
I'm willing to let people job share so don't worry if someone nabs the position you want 
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By (user no longer on site)
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Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh
Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh
Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can"
Minister for alcohol and mushroom consumption it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh
Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can"
*Ghengis watches you carefully*
Oh really now? Which Empire would that be  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll be behind the scenes.
I'm doing PR and Comms. I'd be fricking epic at it. I have a way with words and can spin a story to make anyone more likeable.  "
You'll have your work cut out with me but you're in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So there's a chance that Boris could be out on his arse at some point and the country will need a new leader. The good folk of fab can't do any worse than the current lot.
It's my thread so I'm Prime Minister but tell me, what cabinet job could you do and why?
I'm willing to let people job share so don't worry if someone nabs the position you want
Join me "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh
Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can
*Ghengis watches you carefully*
Oh really now? Which Empire would that be "
the galactic kind |
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"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh
Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can
*Ghengis watches you carefully*
Oh really now? Which Empire would that be "
Ghengis watches .. but monkey throws poop at those that pass too close |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So there's a chance that Boris could be out on his arse at some point and the country will need a new leader. The good folk of fab can't do any worse than the current lot.
It's my thread so I'm Prime Minister but tell me, what cabinet job could you do and why?
I'm willing to let people job share so don't worry if someone nabs the position you want
Join me "
ill feed the Downing street cat! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'll be behind the scenes.
I'm doing PR and Comms. I'd be fricking epic at it. I have a way with words and can spin a story to make anyone more likeable.
You'll have your work cut out with me but you're in "
I'm on it don't worry. Worst case scenario I know enough to dig some dirt on anyone you need crushing.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh
Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can
*Ghengis watches you carefully*
Oh really now? Which Empire would that be the galactic kind"
... That's ok then. Eurasia is mine though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh
Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can
*Ghengis watches you carefully*
Oh really now? Which Empire would that be
Ghengis watches .. but monkey throws poop at those that pass too close "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So there's a chance that Boris could be out on his arse at some point and the country will need a new leader. The good folk of fab can't do any worse than the current lot.
It's my thread so I'm Prime Minister but tell me, what cabinet job could you do and why?
I'm willing to let people job share so don't worry if someone nabs the position you want
Join me ill feed the Downing street cat!"
Excellent - that's an important job |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll be behind the scenes.
I'm doing PR and Comms. I'd be fricking epic at it. I have a way with words and can spin a story to make anyone more likeable.
You'll have your work cut out with me but you're in
I'm on it don't worry. Worst case scenario I know enough to dig some dirt on anyone you need crushing. "
Inner circle for you Meli |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh
Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can
*Ghengis watches you carefully*
Oh really now? Which Empire would that be the galactic kind
... That's ok then. Eurasia is mine though."
isnt that a fluffy dog  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So there's a chance that Boris could be out on his arse at some point and the country will need a new leader. The good folk of fab can't do any worse than the current lot.
It's my thread so I'm Prime Minister but tell me, what cabinet job could you do and why?
I'm willing to let people job share so don't worry if someone nabs the position you want
Join me "
head whip and all cabinet ministers have to strip and their will be an equal amount of men and women then I'll whip your bare arses so you can't sit on the fence  |
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Pretty please could I be health secretary? I need to save the NHS before it's too late. Most of my family work for it and I have since I was 19. My nan was also one of the first NHS nurses so it's basically in my blood. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pretty please could I be health secretary? I need to save the NHS before it's too late. Most of my family work for it and I have since I was 19. My nan was also one of the first NHS nurses so it's basically in my blood."
Far better credentials than most of those that have held the position - it's yours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So there's a chance that Boris could be out on his arse at some point and the country will need a new leader. The good folk of fab can't do any worse than the current lot.
It's my thread so I'm Prime Minister but tell me, what cabinet job could you do and why?
I'm willing to let people job share so don't worry if someone nabs the position you want
Join me head whip and all cabinet ministers have to strip and their will be an equal amount of men and women then I'll whip your bare arses so you can't sit on the fence "
I'm not sure HR will go for that. I'll get back to you |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'll be behind the scenes.
I'm doing PR and Comms. I'd be fricking epic at it. I have a way with words and can spin a story to make anyone more likeable.
You'll have your work cut out with me but you're in
I'm on it don't worry. Worst case scenario I know enough to dig some dirt on anyone you need crushing.
Inner circle for you Meli "
Yay! I will warn you I have a predilection for old, Conservative men so I will fuck some of them but that's cool. |
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"Pretty please could I be health secretary? I need to save the NHS before it's too late. Most of my family work for it and I have since I was 19. My nan was also one of the first NHS nurses so it's basically in my blood.
Far better credentials than most of those that have held the position - it's yours "
Thank you boss! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll be behind the scenes.
I'm doing PR and Comms. I'd be fricking epic at it. I have a way with words and can spin a story to make anyone more likeable.
You'll have your work cut out with me but you're in
I'm on it don't worry. Worst case scenario I know enough to dig some dirt on anyone you need crushing.
Inner circle for you Meli
Yay! I will warn you I have a predilection for old, Conservative men so I will fuck some of them but that's cool. "
Not too hard though or we may need some by-elections |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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"Can I have Transport Minister please.....cancel HS2 as first task
You can but you'll have to discuss that will our northern constituents "
I'm a northern constituent. Sod the train, I've got a fast car. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cold I be a Minster Without Portfolio and just muck about with interlinked spreadsheets please 
KM"
Spreadsheets are always welcome - we need to keep an eye on things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh
Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can
*Ghengis watches you carefully*
Oh really now? Which Empire would that be the galactic kind
... That's ok then. Eurasia is mine though.isnt that a fluffy dog "
If it's called Eurasia then its mine as well.. as is the band Erasure. No questions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So there's a chance that Boris could be out on his arse at some point and the country will need a new leader. The good folk of fab can't do any worse than the current lot.
It's my thread so I'm Prime Minister but tell me, what cabinet job could you do and why?
I'm willing to let people job share so don't worry if someone nabs the position you want
Join me head whip and all cabinet ministers have to strip and their will be an equal amount of men and women then I'll whip your bare arses so you can't sit on the fence
I'm not sure HR will go for that. I'll get back to you "
sod HR she's about to give herself a telegram |
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"Cold I be a Minster Without Portfolio and just muck about with interlinked spreadsheets please
KM
Spreadsheets are always welcome - we need to keep an eye on things "
Or Minster For Tea Parties, bring back good ol' Blighty n' all that |
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"Pretty please could I be health secretary? I need to save the NHS before it's too late. Most of my family work for it and I have since I was 19. My nan was also one of the first NHS nurses so it's basically in my blood."
I’ll second that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cold I be a Minster Without Portfolio and just muck about with interlinked spreadsheets please
KM
Spreadsheets are always welcome - we need to keep an eye on things
Or Minster For Tea Parties, bring back good ol' Blighty n' all that "
You might need a spreadsheet to organise it - you can do both |
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"Cold I be a Minster Without Portfolio and just muck about with interlinked spreadsheets please
KM
Spreadsheets are always welcome - we need to keep an eye on things
Or Minster For Tea Parties, bring back good ol' Blighty n' all that
You might need a spreadsheet to organise it - you can do both "
That's what was hoping you'd say |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Inner circle for you Meli
Yay! I will warn you I have a predilection for old, Conservative men so I will fuck some of them but that's cool.
Not too hard though or we may need some by-elections "
I'll be gentle on them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I be the Northern Ireland Secretary please? I promise not to mention a hard or soft border
Norn Iron is in your hands
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Awesome! Many thanks Prime. I shall treat her well |
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In the cabinet reshuffle, this grand country needs a new dept
...minister of nipples...everyone needs a good tweek every now and again!
I vote myself as I am the naughiest of nips and can be the one to bring scandal and kiss and tell stories to the tabloids and broadsheets alike
Just call me Nipple Gove of your new team of tits.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In the cabinet reshuffle, this grand country needs a new dept
...minister of nipples...everyone needs a good tweek every now and again!
I vote myself as I am the naughiest of nips and can be the one to bring scandal and kiss and tell stories to the tabloids and broadsheets alike
Just call me Nipple Gove of your new team of tits.....
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An impressive elevator pitch
The scandal can't be worse than some of the past stuff so should be OK |
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"In the cabinet reshuffle, this grand country needs a new dept
...minister of nipples...everyone needs a good tweek every now and again!
I vote myself as I am the naughiest of nips and can be the one to bring scandal and kiss and tell stories to the tabloids and broadsheets alike
Just call me Nipple Gove of your new team of tits.....
An impressive elevator pitch
The scandal can't be worse than some of the past stuff so should be OK "
I dunno....I have some dark n dirty secrets
However Meli should be able to put a fantastic spin on them all to make you, Mr PM, the dogs knackers for having me in your team ha ha |
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