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Let’s turn the tables around for the guys, does Fanny size matter?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Discuss, please?  "
Good question. Depends on the man.. I'm going to say yes.
I mean I don't want to be swinging my dong around in a bucket but if I like the lady I'd still want to get in it. Whether it be may tongue fist head or whatever. |
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I have found that by attaching a bit of four by two to my rump, I have negated the danger of falling in and thus I no longer care how cavernous a woman’s nether regions are...
I have shaved my nether regions negating the potential of friction fires with those of a tighter persuasion
Safety first |
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"Fanny size don’t matter, every fanny are different, they has to be clean though  "
Yes they MUST be clean. Very important that. Good spot.
Also I like to place my ear next to a fanny and hear the sea, also very important. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fanny size don’t matter, every fanny are different, they has to be clean though
Yes they MUST be clean. Very important that. Good spot.
Also I like to place my ear next to a fanny and hear the sea, also very important."
Gives whole new meaning to ear muffs!!! HAHA EAR MUFFS  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once read a profanisaurus entry in Viz that said "It was like sticking my cock out of the window and shagging the night" so I guess it does matter "
Shagging the night haha |
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I also like to hear a fanny call back my name when I whisper into it.
I am not keen on the ones that have tacky presents wrapped up in left over Christmas paper inside, where you have to root around in sawdust to find something good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we measure circumference OP? ....or depth ......what qualifies as a big fadge? Asking for my mate !!!...  "
Tell your mate it's just by how much fly tipping I can get rid of |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we measure circumference OP? ....or depth ......what qualifies as a big fadge? Asking for my mate !!!... "
Tell your ‘mate’ to ask MsMarple, she knows everything!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once read a profanisaurus entry in Viz that said "It was like sticking my cock out of the window and shagging the night" so I guess it does matter "
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If when sat on my face, the labia forms a hermetic seal over my mouth, cheekbones and nose, which then means I can survive in a fanny environment (a little like the Eden project) then it’s a from me |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"If I can't get my head in,I'm not interested ,sorry ladies
See OP! Real thing
You wouldn't believe the amount of women I've rejected because of this basic requirement  "
I get it. You wouldn't believe the amount of porn out there featuring it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If I can't get my head in,I'm not interested ,sorry ladies
See OP! Real thing
You wouldn't believe the amount of women I've rejected because of this basic requirement
I get it. You wouldn't believe the amount of porn out there featuring it. "
I really wish you wouldn’t share your home videos with me on WhatsApp.
You’ve killed all the mystery for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its like putting my cock in a washing machine with some girls at least it came out brilliant white
No chance of that with me.
Sorry, I had to comment.  "
Wich bit the cock coming out cleaner or the size of a washing maching |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why u think guys like anal
Sorry that our bucket fannies balloon when aroused. If rectums did that, you would be trying to fuck an ear!! "
oooooo now theres an idea |
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I like a set of lips to be long on a fanny and I like that Fanny to be deeper than a student debate. I want those lips to fall either side of my nose and make the noise of a deflating balloon when I breathe out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like a set of lips to be long on a fanny and I like that Fanny to be deeper than a student debate. I want those lips to fall either side of my nose and make the noise of a deflating balloon when I breathe out "
Mine would be perfect then!! |
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"I like a set of lips to be long on a fanny and I like that Fanny to be deeper than a student debate. I want those lips to fall either side of my nose and make the noise of a deflating balloon when I breathe out
Mine would be perfect then!! "
Damn you for hiding your profile. Grr and heavens to murgatroyd |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
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"I like a set of lips to be long on a fanny and I like that Fanny to be deeper than a student debate. I want those lips to fall either side of my nose and make the noise of a deflating balloon when I breathe out
Mine would be perfect then!!
Damn you for hiding your profile. Grr and heavens to murgatroyd "
My thoughts exactly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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*Picturing Mines of Moria scene in Lord of the Rings*
GANDALF - "You shall not PASS!".
On a serious note, I dont think I've EVER experienced a fanny that didnt feel nice on the inside. I'm no monstercocked Bigfoot, but I've always felt the sides and they always feel good.
Like a few have said before me.. it's the eyes, mouth and brain it's attached to that makes the most difference in feeling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*Picturing Mines of Moria scene in Lord of the Rings*
GANDALF - "You shall not PASS!".
On a serious note, I dont think I've EVER experienced a fanny that didnt feel nice on the inside. I'm no monstercocked Bigfoot, but I've always felt the sides and they always feel good.
Like a few have said before me.. it's the eyes, mouth and brain it's attached to that makes the most difference in feeling. "
its fun to wind em up tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like a set of lips to be long on a fanny and I like that Fanny to be deeper than a student debate. I want those lips to fall either side of my nose and make the noise of a deflating balloon when I breathe out
Mine would be perfect then!!
Damn you for hiding your profile. Grr and heavens to murgatroyd "
Us Plymouth birds eh? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like a set of lips to be long on a fanny and I like that Fanny to be deeper than a student debate. I want those lips to fall either side of my nose and make the noise of a deflating balloon when I breathe out "
Beautiful |
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"I like a set of lips to be long on a fanny and I like that Fanny to be deeper than a student debate. I want those lips to fall either side of my nose and make the noise of a deflating balloon when I breathe out
Mine would be perfect then!!
Damn you for hiding your profile. Grr and heavens to murgatroyd
Us Plymouth birds eh? "
Your lips raise in me a moment of introspection such that I cannot help but burst into a soliloquy of their splendour. How like the pitta they are spread and thus, like the Janners favourite dish, the kebab I am entranced, come sit on my face and I will play you like a kazoo |
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"Its like putting my cock in a washing machine with some girls at least it came out brilliant white
No chance of that with me.
Sorry, I had to comment.
Wich bit the cock coming out cleaner or the size of a washing maching "
Coming out white. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like a set of lips to be long on a fanny and I like that Fanny to be deeper than a student debate. I want those lips to fall either side of my nose and make the noise of a deflating balloon when I breathe out
Mine would be perfect then!!
Damn you for hiding your profile. Grr and heavens to murgatroyd
Us Plymouth birds eh?
Your lips raise in me a moment of introspection such that I cannot help but burst into a soliloquy of their splendour. How like the pitta they are spread and thus, like the Janners favourite dish, the kebab I am entranced, come sit on my face and I will play you like a kazoo"
We love an Ali Babas with spicy spuds. |
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"I like a set of lips to be long on a fanny and I like that Fanny to be deeper than a student debate. I want those lips to fall either side of my nose and make the noise of a deflating balloon when I breathe out
Mine would be perfect then!!
Damn you for hiding your profile. Grr and heavens to murgatroyd
Us Plymouth birds eh?
Your lips raise in me a moment of introspection such that I cannot help but burst into a soliloquy of their splendour. How like the pitta they are spread and thus, like the Janners favourite dish, the kebab I am entranced, come sit on my face and I will play you like a kazoo
We love an Ali Babas with spicy spuds. "
You can spice my spuds with your Janner lady snot any time (to the casual observer that may appear uncouth but this is actually the mating call of the Janners. Don’t judge) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like a set of lips to be long on a fanny and I like that Fanny to be deeper than a student debate. I want those lips to fall either side of my nose and make the noise of a deflating balloon when I breathe out
Mine would be perfect then!!
Damn you for hiding your profile. Grr and heavens to murgatroyd
Us Plymouth birds eh?
Your lips raise in me a moment of introspection such that I cannot help but burst into a soliloquy of their splendour. How like the pitta they are spread and thus, like the Janners favourite dish, the kebab I am entranced, come sit on my face and I will play you like a kazoo
We love an Ali Babas with spicy spuds.
You can spice my spuds with your Janner lady snot any time (to the casual observer that may appear uncouth but this is actually the mating call of the Janners. Don’t judge)"
I’m a bit more refined these days now I live in London. |
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Oh where can I find that most glorious of delights? The lips that swing free and could double as a swing ball for borrowers? The echo chamber of my ardour whose queefing and squelching serves as applause for my efforts. Where will I find that Izzy Wizzy that beckons me with lips parted and says “you think that’s big? Are you in for a surprise”, one which allows me to do a three point turn with my member....
.... the search, as always, continues |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also like to hear a fanny call back my name when I whisper into it.
I am not keen on the ones that have tacky presents wrapped up in left over Christmas paper inside, where you have to root around in sawdust to find something good. "
LOL! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like them big.
Like a hippos yawn.
My beautiful penis needs space to show his full wizardry when deployed underground.
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Always a way with words, Sam! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like them big.
Like a hippos yawn.
My beautiful penis needs space to show his full wizardry when deployed underground.
Like a Hippos yawn? OMG! "
A modern day Shakespeare! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Absolutely! No good throwing a sausage down the Tyne Tùnnel is it? "
To play Devil's advocate though, I can't imagine that repeatedly ramming Vale House into the Tyne Tunnel would do much good either mind...
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Many moons ago with a lager lady who had a fanny like a welly top when going in she said have you took precautions? Oh yes I said I have tied a label to my boots with my name and address written on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Many moons ago with a lager lady who had a fanny like a welly top when going in she said have you took precautions? Oh yes I said I have tied a label to my boots with my name and address written on."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once read a profanisaurus entry in Viz that said "It was like sticking my cock out of the window and shagging the night" so I guess it does matter "
I love that line |
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