"Amen sir - I feel thy pain; My dog shat on my kitchen floor last week and it’s still sitting there.....
You took that too far"
In my defence though, I did mop up the puddle of wee by my fridge and mound of vomit under my dining table that she left me earlier today as I had the vicar around for tea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id like to fuck dirty never mind the talking.
We could frolick together on my kitchen floor? "
Push a mop up our arse we can sort out the cleaning whilst down there |
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"Id like to fuck dirty never mind the talking.
We could frolick together on my kitchen floor?
Push a mop up our arse we can sort out the cleaning whilst down there"
That’s the spirit; Multitasking at its finest! |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"My toilet brush is broken....haven't had time to buy a new one....its not a pretty sight after nearly a week....   
Top Tip: Save on toilet brushes and toilet cleaners; Wait for a few more weeks of buildup in there and the sheer weight of the contents should cause it to begin to crumble off revealing sparkly clean porcelain underneath once more  "
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