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"Yes indeed they do. There’s loads of the things in my neck of the woods. Hell, I stood in some Unicorn shit whilst out walking my trusty hound earlier.
These meds are brill!  "
Can I have some meds please? |
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I have one! His name is Mr pickles, he is a shiny sort of silver with pink and blue flex, he eats oats and only drinks bottled Evian (he’s a bit fussy) but on the upside he poops skittles so it’s all good |
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"Yes indeed they do. There’s loads of the things in my neck of the woods. Hell, I stood in some Unicorn shit whilst out walking my trusty hound earlier.
These meds are brill!
Can I have some meds please?"
Of course  They’ve opened my eyes to a whole new reality previously veiled to us all. Why only this morning I discovered that Leprechaun’s are in fact not only very real, but that they actually also speak with a full on Brummie accent (who knew?!) and that their dress colour of choice is in rainbow hues.
Far out!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes indeed they do. There’s loads of the things in my neck of the woods. Hell, I stood in some Unicorn shit whilst out walking my trusty hound earlier.
These meds are brill!
Can I have some meds please?
Of course They’ve opened my eyes to a whole new reality previously veiled to us all. Why only this morning I discovered that Leprechaun’s are in fact not only very real, but that they actually also speak with a full on Brummie accent (who knew?!) and that their dress colour of choice is in rainbow hues.
Far out!! "
Why thank you very much indeed. |
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"Do unicorns exist? If so where are they found? If you find one do you think you could ride it?
You’re number one Jen, fondest congrats.
Kind regards X"
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"I have one! His name is Mr pickles, he is a shiny sort of silver with pink and blue flex, he eats oats and only drinks bottled Evian (he’s a bit fussy) but on the upside he poops skittles so it’s all good "
I hope the Evian bottles are recycled by your fussy unicorn |
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"I have one! His name is Mr pickles, he is a shiny sort of silver with pink and blue flex, he eats oats and only drinks bottled Evian (he’s a bit fussy) but on the upside he poops skittles so it’s all good
I hope the Evian bottles are recycled by your fussy unicorn "
Recycling is very important  |
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"My son claimed that he saw one in my back garden the other day. I do worry about that boy!! "
My daughter also told me she saw one the other day but it was in the schoolyard. |
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"I have 7..I breed them. There poo smells of fairy dust and they make crop circles at night.
I just need a tinkerbell to help me tend to them all  "
I can dress up as tinker bell  |
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"I have 7..I breed them. There poo smells of fairy dust and they make crop circles at night.
I just need a tinkerbell to help me tend to them all
I can dress up as tinker bell "
You've got the job!! Only because you're the only one in the queue.
Mucking out the fairy dust pooh is at 5am sharp. Don't be late  |
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"Yes indeed they do. There’s loads of the things in my neck of the woods. Hell, I stood in some Unicorn shit whilst out walking my trusty hound earlier.
These meds are brill! "
Hahahaha |
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"I have 7..I breed them. There poo smells of fairy dust and they make crop circles at night.
I just need a tinkerbell to help me tend to them all
I can dress up as tinker bell
You've got the job!! Only because you're the only one in the queue.
Mucking out the fairy dust pooh is at 5am sharp. Don't be late "
Sorry I slept on it |
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"I have 7..I breed them. There poo smells of fairy dust and they make crop circles at night.
I just need a tinkerbell to help me tend to them all
I can dress up as tinker bell
You've got the job!! Only because you're the only one in the queue.
Mucking out the fairy dust pooh is at 5am sharp. Don't be late
Sorry I slept on it "
You're sacked!! Unless you can make it up to me. |
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