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If I knocked on your front door in half an hour or so...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What would happen?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

I’d poke my hard on through the letterbox

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cats would probably go and hide under the duvet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’d poke my hard on through the letterbox "

Romance for the win

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd crack open a bottle of vodka x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd crack open a bottle of vodka x"

I’ll bring some mixers then!

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"What would happen? "

I'd drag you in by your nipples....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would happen? "

Hide all the alcohol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What would happen?

I'd drag you in by your nipples.... "

sounds painful!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank my lucky stars

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By *ribsaMan  over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I would show you up stairs to closely inspect my bed and bed restraints.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

One: you would never find the house, no one does

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By *xperimentalistMan  over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'd never accuse you of not being spontaneous!

And then I would wonder how you knew where I lived and be a little bit scared!

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"What would happen? "

Nothing. I'm 250 miles away from home!

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By *il FiskMan  over a year ago

sefton

Sprinkle some smarties in the long grass and tell the kids it was a treasure hunt!

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You can scrub my back whilst I’m in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would happen? "
nothing coz I'm not in

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I wont be in! Please come round tomorrow instead

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

I was going to type something suave as fuck but I'd probably squeal excitedly at you.

You'd be in time for camembert and gin. My libido is stupidly high right now though so I'd tell you to sit at the other end of the table faaaar away from me. We can discuss V's and neediness and then a road trip to see a couple of people.

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"What would happen?

I'd drag you in by your nipples....

sounds painful!"

gently of course....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id squirt you with a waterpistol from the bedroom window

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By *hyandtwistedCouple  over a year ago

loughborough

You will have to leave an card and go to the neighbors as we are out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would be rather surprised to find you there

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You can scrub my back whilst I’m in the bath "

Ffs, DC!

I’ll read you a bedtime story too if you behave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was going to type something suave as fuck but I'd probably squeal excitedly at you.

You'd be in time for camembert and gin. My libido is stupidly high right now though so I'd tell you to sit at the other end of the table faaaar away from me. We can discuss V's and neediness and then a road trip to see a couple of people. "

Don’t be a Slick-Rick, Meli!

Actually, your lap looks comfy. I’ll sit there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

I’d break out the vodka as my lads constant chatter will drive you nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Id squirt you with a waterpistol from the bedroom window"

Bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Totally shocked as I am in Egypt and you would probably be shot as its gated.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"You can scrub my back whilst I’m in the bath

Ffs, DC!

I’ll read you a bedtime story too if you behave. "

I’ve already got bedtime stories covered thanks

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"What would happen? "

I'd show you my current selection/choice of amazing cakes and patisserie's....

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Totally shocked as I am in Egypt and you would probably be shot as its gated."

And your isp allows you access to fab?

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'd take you by the hand and lead you to my kitchen then watch you make my tea I'm starving haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Totally shocked as I am in Egypt and you would probably be shot as its gated."

Welcoming

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/08/19 18:54:51]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope that Smile answers the door as I'm in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd take you by the hand and lead you to my kitchen then watch you make my tea I'm starving haha "

I’m the guest, you’ll be on tea making duties.

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By *ynecplCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Hide behind the sofa and pretend we were not in.

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I'd take you by the hand and lead you to my kitchen then watch you make my tea I'm starving haha

I’m the guest, you’ll be on tea making duties. "

I'm getting a maid I always make tea

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By *hatFellaMan  over a year ago

Church Fenton

I'd let you in, offer a brew, and ask who you are and who sent you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll let you use my loo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would happen? "

Not much, I'm not in. I'm dogging in Bedfordshire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll let you use my loo"

I’ll bring Kinder Buenos and Nutella.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd just say. Fuck me you got here fast!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What would happen?

Not much, I'm not in. I'm dogging in Bedfordshire."

Inconsiderate tbh, Jim

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By *ommickMan  over a year ago

cork

I'd say boldie great to see you...the kettle is just boiled cum in

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Is be searching through your hand bag looking for my kebab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Totally shocked as I am in Egypt and you would probably be shot as its gated.

And your isp allows you access to fab? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is be searching through your hand bag looking for my kebab "

I’m empty handed!

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By *OXO2018Couple  over a year ago

Norfolk

Mr would think his lucks in lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Totally shocked as I am in Egypt and you would probably be shot as its gated.

And your isp allows you access to fab? "

Yes it goes through the tir browser, or are you trying to say something?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd wonder who fitted a door to the cave....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Totally shocked as I am in Egypt and you would probably be shot as its gated.

And your isp allows you access to fab?

Yes it goes through the tir browser, or are you trying to say something? "

Tor

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Don’t be a Slick-Rick, Meli!

Actually, your lap looks comfy. I’ll sit there. "

You really do give me fanny flutters with your brilliant names.

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By *lex D.Man  over a year ago

London


"What would happen? "

You'd be welcomed to the Pleasuredome! x

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is be searching through your hand bag looking for my kebab

I’m empty handed! "

Saves me a tip then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Welcome you in sit you down then bribe you with cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends, my home door or my motel door? If it's the motel can you tell me where it is as I haven't found one yet..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don’t be a Slick-Rick, Meli!

Actually, your lap looks comfy. I’ll sit there.

You really do give me fanny flutters with your brilliant names. "

I can almost picture the closet door opening wider...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Welcome you in sit you down then bribe you with cake "

Bring on the cake!

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Totally shocked as I am in Egypt and you would probably be shot as its gated.

And your isp allows you access to fab?

Yes it goes through the tir browser, or are you trying to say something? "

No was just surprised you could access here From there. Assumed there’d be restrictions

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'd crack open a bottle of vodka x

I’ll bring some mixers then! "

Deal x

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth

You’d get no answer as I’d be in the gym!

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke


"What would happen? "

Invite u in on the hope of some dirty sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pretty wild night out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Totally shocked as I am in Egypt and you would probably be shot as its gated.

And your isp allows you access to fab?

Yes it goes through the tir browser, or are you trying to say something?

No was just surprised you could access here From there. Assumed there’d be restrictions"

There care no restrictions on Fab from anywhere in Egypt includes many other sites, I personally use the TOR browser for everything it changes my IPS address hundreds of times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A pretty wild night out. "

Excellent. I love carnage!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You’d get no answer as I’d be in the gym! "

making me feel lazy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd crack open the wine and we would dance in the living room to old tunes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd go fetch the leprechaun I've got hidden in the back..... .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would happen? "

I'd very much hope we'd be getting close to the point where I'd test the water by kissing you without warning.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would happen? "

I'd answer the door, assuming you were seeking directions for somewhere and someone more interesting.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You'd get barked at and then probably flattened by 42.5 kg of German Shepherd.

Than we'd check your ok and ask you in, pink gin and lemonade for the shock.

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By *tudiousPipWoman  over a year ago

W Yorks

I'd assume I was hallucinating. I've not slept for 27 hours. I should go to bed...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smithers release the hounds

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By *hebritukCouple  over a year ago

London

Say, “sorry we don’t need double glazing”!

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'd get the wine out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would happen? "

I would make you a cup of tea, Offer some cake and have a chat. - Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd open the door with my tits out.

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"What would happen?

I'd drag you in by your nipples.... "

Careful........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I'd get rock hard as soon as I opened the door and I'd then invite you in so I could worship your fabulous body and devour those wonderful breasts and nipples..

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By *arkb73Man  over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

I wouldn’t answer it

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By *eandshedorsetCouple  over a year ago

WAREHAM


"What would happen? "

My dogs would do the usual and bark like fook

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"What would happen? "

People seem obsessed with your nipples.

Ate you gonna tell them or shall I?

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Will you be delivering my Pizza?

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By *ustme34Man  over a year ago

Bradford

I'd wonder how you got my address.... but I'd ask what you wanted to drink and invite you in anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Omg prayers do come true ????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would be so happy to see you

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By *inkyNinjaWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow...

You’ll be arriving at the same time as my FWB... I would assume he’d brought you along to join in our fun and frolics for the evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Loving the answers

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Youd only come for my maltesers

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You had better be armed with some cake and a kiss x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You would hear a lot of jet lagged snoring.

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